Cui's Pizza Theory

Seeing Yuan'an Alisa's gossipy expression, Cong Yu didn't mind telling her, "Yeah... it's basically related to the Transformation Ritual."

It's related to the Transformation Ritual again, or rather, to Moerae.

The recent troubles, besides being directly related to Moerae, are also indirectly related to Moerae... The final boss is indeed of high caliber.

Thinking of this, Cong Yu poked at the matcha daifuku on the plate with her fork and cut the dumpling with her knife.

Yes, what the Japan call "daifuku" is actually just dried dumplings with fillings. They have a soft texture and come in a variety of fillings.

Strawberry daifuku is filled with strawberry, matcha daifuku is filled with matcha... But let me reiterate, Cong Yu doesn't like matcha.

Cong Yu originally disliked bitter foods, but later, perhaps due to a sense of enmity, she also lost her taste for sweet matcha-flavored desserts.

However, Cong Yu wouldn't waste food.

"Let me tell you [ah--]"

As she said this, Cong Yu- chan picked up a quarter of a matcha daifuku with her fork and held it to Yuan'an Alisa's lips.

This left her speechless...

She made the dumplings herself, and she had already eaten a lot of them when she tasted them before... She never wanted to eat dumplings again.

Moreover, she suspected that Cong Yu didn't like the taste of matcha.

Yuan'an Alisa, accurately identified the customer's preference, but still opened her mouth and made an "ah" sound.

Then...

"Amu--"

Yuan'an Alisa chewed, a little worried... she wondered if Yaochuan Guang would blame her for being fed by Cong Yu here.

Cong Yu, of course, had no idea what Yuan'an Alisa was thinking. He glanced at the surrounding decorations and the occasional curious customer who stopped to look around. "For a new store, it seems to be quite popular."

As she spoke, Cong Yu glanced at the price list hanging behind her. "The location is good, the decor is quite nice... the meatballs aren't expensive, and there's a good variety."

After such praise, Yuan'an Alisa became somewhat smug. "This is the strength of the Yuan'an family!"

As expected of the Yuan'an family, they can casually let their silly kids start a business and still produce a very impressive result.

Amidst the boasting of Silly Kid #2 (Silly Kid #1: Woof!), Nagashima Utako, who was calculating the accounts, almost immediately exposed their deception.

"Even if we include the customers who 'tried it out' during this period in the customer growth rate, our current revenue is barely enough to cover daily expenses at the end of the month... Breaking even is a long way off."

Upon hearing what Nagashima Utako, Yuan'an Alisa: "Ugh, don't say anymore... early stages of starting a business, early stages of starting a business!"

It's perfectly normal to have little brand recognition in the early stages of a startup!

"Hey! Right, I'll ask Yaochuan Guang and the others to help with the promotion... or, Cong Yu, you could help me with the promotion too."

Yuan'an Alisa's ingenious idea made Cong Yu think for a moment, "It's not impossible, but you can use your family's influence to promote it yourself."

"Or you could become a magical girl yourself and promote it... Haven't you undergone the Transformation Ritual yet?"

Under Cong Yu's question, Yuan

Lisa Alisa shook her head. "No, I'm in line. It'll probably be quite late when it's my turn for surgery."

Although the current Transformation Ritual is mature and widespread, it no longer requires open auditions and multiple rounds of selection.

However, due to the large human population, many people still need to queue, including Yuan'an Alisa.

Currently, the priority for conversion is generally [terminal patients > critically ill patients > those with congenital disabilities > those with disabilities in all categories > the elderly > the extremely poor who will starve to death], while people like Yuan'an Alisa...

A rich family's daughter.

They will naturally be among the last batch of people to be converted.

Of course, this was a priority set by China itself, and Japan and many other countries followed suit...

If you really have the money, you can simply take a connecting flight to Mexico and go through the Transformation Ritual yourself.

Therefore, it seems that Yuan'an Alisa is not in a hurry.

Meanwhile, Cong Yu's class teacher, who was often persecuted, always seemed very anxious to "transform" her...

I don't know if I got a turn in line.

According to the classification, it could be placed in the fourth tier, yes...

People with disabilities (if short people are included)

Chapter 781 Xiao Cui's Pizza Theory

The Rap King... he's terrible!

"Bang!!!"

Clear flashes of gunfire flickered at the muzzle, and the roar of the shotgun barrel echoed through the night.

"Ah!"

Amid screams, an elderly man was shot in the chest, and the force of the impact shattered the huge French window.

"Bang, bang, crash, crash..."

The glass shattered massively, carrying the old man's body out of the window... and plummeted downwards under the moonlight.

"Ahhh... bang."

Finally, there was a long scream and the sound of something falling onto a car below, followed by a series of car alarms blaring.

"Call--"

The Rap King blew on the smoke rising from the barrel of his Winchester rifle, looked out the window at the moon, and muttered to himself, "This thing is still the best."

Those who needed to be killed have all been dealt with.

He might not be much among the Monster King, but if he couldn't beat the others, surely he could beat these humans?

I just don't know, this kind of killing...

Was such a bloody killing spree truly justified?

--

"Fight! Fight! Fight!!"

"Cong Yu- chan, hurry up! Fire! Fire!"

"Wow! Little Lan, why are you just staring?"

Amidst Yaochuan Guang's shouts and yells, Lantian Zhu not only watched, but she also fled without looking back.

He pounded on the controller, controlling his character, activated his speed boost, and fled the battlefield without looking back...

Because she had just landed and hadn't found the gun yet.

The Wind City Squad will never be wiped out!

"..." The battle then ended with Cong Yu and Yaochuan Guang being killed, and Lantian Zhu, who had escaped, being hunted down and killed as well.

In a shooting game like this, given that everyone is a magical girl or a monster, they should be indiscriminately killing everything in sight.

However, from the current perspective...

Many of the people playing this game right now are probably magical girls... From this perspective, becoming a magical girl or a weirdo is surprisingly appealing.

Although magical power might not be sufficient for these transformed magical girls and monsters to cast spells without rigorous training...

However, his basic physical fitness and reaction speed have been significantly improved... at least in video games, he is no longer inferior to others.

The situation where we were completely overwhelmed by non-humans in every aspect, as before, will not recur...

The next Olympic Games will probably allow magical girls to participate.

The world record is about to have its last fig leaf torn off.

"..."

"Landed and immediately eliminated."

Xiao Cui said this, looking at Lantian Zhu with disdain. "Sister Yaochuan is so bad, and Sister Blue Sky is so cowardly."

Lantian Zhu's technique is not bad, but he plays too selfishly.

Yaochuan Guang, on the other hand, basically hasn't grasped the basic logic of shooting games... Even if there's a gun at her feet, she still chooses to punch the enemy instead of picking up the gun.

Only Cong Yu can be considered someone who knows how to have fun...

Unfortunately, he was ganged up on and killed by three enemy soldiers.

"Ah, two fists can't beat four hands... six hands, Brother Cong Yu."

As Xiao Cui spoke, she huddled in a small corner of the sofa, swinging her legs and giggling, "Sister Little Lan, I want to play too--"

Xiao Cui really wanted to play.

To be precise, on one hand, he wanted to play with Cong Yu, and on the other hand, he couldn't stand the strange teamwork between the three of them.

Brother Cong Yu always makes the "most correct" choices, the "optimal solution" decisions in this game...

But actually, it would be better to run away with Sister Blue Sky.

Yaochuan Guang hadn't figured out how to play this game yet, blindly believing he could close the distance using his movement skills and then finish the job with melee attacks...

But they were actually shot before they could get close.

Sister Blue Sky...

I won't say much more, but I wish her good luck.

(Lantian Zhu: OMO)

As for Xiao Cui's invitation, which was essentially a matter of "one person, one life," Lantian Zhu pretended to...

He tilted his head, seemingly not hearing.

"Whoosh whoosh whoosh--"

Lantian Zhu, whistling, gripped the controller tightly, showing no intention of letting Xiao Cui play the next round.

Good crap.

Under the deadpan gazes of Cong Yu and Xiao Cui, Lantian Zhu made no response... while Yaochuan Guang checked the time.

"It's about time to cook."

As he said this, Yaochuan Guang seemed to be putting down the controller to cook. "What should we eat tonight?"

Xiao Cui: Yay! Go cook!

Seeing Xiao Cui's expectant expression, Yaochuan Guang changed the subject. "Ah, how about... we order pizza?"

The Lunar New Year is just around the corner, Yaochuan Guang doesn't really feel like cooking.

"???" Xiao Cui was completely confused, then immediately said, "Sister Yaochuan should cook, I love Sister Yaochuan's cooking the most--"

"Besides, there's nothing good about ordering takeout, and pizza isn't good either—it's expensive, tastes mediocre, and..."

Xiao Cui had an expression that said, "I'm a good girl, I'm thinking about the family..." but in reality, she was just urging Yaochuan Guang to cook.

So that she could come and play games with Brother Cong Yu.

They practically want to elevate pizza to the level of an invasion of Japan local food culture, and then denigrate it as junk food that only losers would eat.

Hopefully, Dente and the others won't hear this.

However, even Dente, standing here, could tell that Xiao Cui had deliberately said this for Yaochuan Guang to hear.

Unfortunately, Yaochuan Guang believed it...

It wasn't that I believed things like "invasion" or "junk food," but rather that Xiao Cui really didn't want to eat pizza today.

The reason it's "today" instead of "always" is because when everyone went out to eat together before, Xiao Cui ate pizza with great enjoyment.

"Huh? Is that so?"

Yaochuan Guang stood up, chuckling as he scratched his head. "Then I'll go cook... What do you want to eat today?"

In response, Lantian Zhu cleared his throat.

"Little Songhua..."

Before Lantian Zhu could finish her first word, Cong Yu, who was fiddling with the computer and playing online with the two of them in front of the TV, glanced at her.

Giving Lantian Zhu a look, Cong Yu said without any politeness, "If you finish saying 'braised chicken and cured meat,' I'll kick your ass hard."