Thanks for the Invitation, I'm in Terra, and I'm a Parasite (Volumes 1-3, Chapter 35)

The parasite you think of:

Lodging inside female characters! Then forcing them to do unwilling things! Followed by (censored--) big (censored--) and again (censored--) all sorts of tear-jerking, heartwarming plots.

The actual parasite:

"Hey, Zuo Jian, I'm so sleepy, I don't want to get up."

"Zuo Jian, why does Rhodes Island require a written exam for employment? Help me with the questions."

"Zuo Jian--"

Operator Specter, evaluation: She is extremely dependent on the symbiote on her body in daily life.

"Listen! Laurentina! We are in a symbiotic relationship! Do you understand?"

"I am neither your father nor your servant, and certainly not your external brain!!!"

"From now on, if you want to brush your teeth, do it yourself! If Skadi is lost, find her yourself! When writing battle reports, write them yourself!"

"I'm on strike!!!!"

"Zuo Jian, if you find the shark annoying, you can come to me."

"Ishar'mla says He doesn't mind."

(I've finished watching the anniversary storyline???? The princess's resurrection is being written, being written