I Want to Be a Warlord. Anyone Have a Problem with That?

As the largest Reunion Movement cadre in the Chernobog region, Skullshatterer naturally engaged in academic exchanges with the Patriot.

To express our respect for Patriot, a well-known figure in Ursus.

Skullshatterer personally led his Fishing Squad, all of whom changed into black stockings and short skirts to give the Shieldguards a unique dance performance.

Skullshatterer herself was petite, wearing a black stockings and a short skirt, and the Shieldguards found her quite pleasing to the eye.

But his subordinates, all of them large and fat, danced with Skullshatterer, looking like bears wearing black stockings.

Some older men in Ursus with more traditional views were so disgusted by their nauseating performance that they vomited.

Even Patriot, seeing a group of grown men dancing in women's clothing, feel their own lack of experience.

Fortunately, her son didn't have this habit when he was still alive.

Otherwise, before the empire could even Black Hand, he would have killed his own son first.

The group dance performance by the Skullshatterer has ended.

Patriot immediately summoned Skullshatterer to his side.

Of course, someone as old as Patriot wouldn't have any particular thoughts about Skullshatterer.

He called Skullshatterer over because he wanted to ask about the other person's mental journey.

I'm curious why young people these days like to wear women's clothing.

"Why... why... are you... wearing... this?"

Patriot pointed to the black stockings on the Skullshatterer leg.

"Because wearing this can help combat criminals."

Skullshatterer had a frank expression, speaking words that the Patriot simply couldn't understand.

What does it have to do with men wearing women's clothing and fighting evil?

"The teacher said that the most fundamental way to prevent crime is to prevent them from having criminal thoughts."

"Based on my research on those heinous and depraved suspects."

"When selecting victims, they often pay more attention to the other person's appearance and clothing."

"If a person appears weak and alone, they are more likely to attract the interest of a suspect."

"Take the Chernobog mountains as an example. If a group of bandits saw a group of heavily armed Shieldguards, what would they do?"

Skullshatterer explained his fishing theory while asking Patriot a question.

"It can run..." Patriot answered without hesitation.

"What if you encountered a petite and delicate girl who would cry incessantly if punched?"

When Skullshatterer said this, he deliberately raised his voice.

If Patriot didn't know that Skullshatterer was a man, he would have almost mistaken her for a spoiled little girl.

It must be said that Skullshatterer's acting was indeed very good.

Even FrostNova seemed more like a man in front of Skullshatterer.

"It might... excite... they."

With Skullshatterer padded chest lifted, she tossed her hair like a lady:

"Yes, that's why our Fishing Squad works so hard to cultivate female strength."

"As long as our acting is up to par, the bandits will come to us on their own."

The Patriot, smelling the perfume wafting from the Skullshatterer hair, felt his worldview being reshaped.

"Women's clothing... and... this effect?"

Seeing that the Patriot still didn't believe him, Skullshatterer clenched his little fist and placed it on his chest:

"It's hard to explain just by talking. Since it's a dark and windy night, I might as well demonstrate it to Mr. Patriot myself."

"If I just perform my self-created 'Bandit Excitement Fist' at the village entrance, I'm sure I can lure out the villains with ulterior motives."

As he spoke, Skullshatterer Bones swung his soft little fists twice at Patriot.

Chapter 223: Skullshatterer's fishing technique brings a whole new level of shock to the Shieldguards.

On a moonlit night, the village entrance was shrouded in a soft, silvery glow.

In the darkness of the night, a petite and lovely figure danced silently at the village entrance.

Skullshatterer silently began practicing his boxing at the deserted village entrance.

His boxing style was soft and gentle, lacking any sharpness, yet it possessed a unique allure.

Each time he threw a punch, it seemed to trace a gentle trajectory in the air.

The eyes of the Skullshatterer shimmered faintly in the moonlight, revealing a serene and profound beauty. His gaze was filled with innocence and love for the world, as if in this quiet night, he had some mysterious connection with nature and the universe.

Patriot and Shieldguards, lurking in the shadows, were drawn to the figure of Skullshatterer.

Many of the Shieldguards, still single, swallowed hard as they looked at Skullshatterer's barely visible absolute territory.

If they didn't know beforehand that the other person was a man, they would never admit that such a cute and charming person was a boy.

Some soldiers, whose health was gradually deteriorating, deliberately started chatting with Patriot in an attempt to distract themselves.

"Captain, is it really possible to attract thugs with such weak punches?"

"Although his dancing was adorable, how could thugs possibly appear because of it?"

The Patriot was enjoying the performance of the Skullshatterer.

At the same time, I was thinking about whether I should ask FrostNova to ask Skullshatterer for advice on being a girl.

After all, FrostNova, being a girl, had no talents other than fighting and singing nursery rhymes.

It's necessary to learn from Captain Skullshatterer how to be a woman.

Otherwise, there will be considerable obstacles to marrying Chief Luo in the future. That red-haired woman today seemed much smarter than her daughter.

"What... did you say?" Patriot was interrupted from his thoughts and paused for a moment.

"Captain, I'm telling you, do you really think punching with such weak fists will attract thugs?"

"No... it's impossible... it should be." Patriot wanted to refuse outright, but then he thought that anything could happen where Luo Chen was.

So he hesitated, thinking that his apprentice might also achieve the same effect.

"Huh? Captain, why are you speaking so uncertainly?"

The Shieldguards started complaining about the Patriot.

For some time now, they had not witnessed Luo Chen's strangeness.

Therefore, their values are relatively normal. In their view, the idea that punching someone at the village entrance could attract thugs is simply a fantasy.

It's easier to raid Imperial strongholds than to believe that.

"I think what Captain Skullshatterer said is a bit outrageous."

"I also think it's outrageous. If it were that easy to attract thugs, then all our previous efforts in luring, scouting, and setting up ambushes would seem ridiculous."

"If thugs really show up, then I'll wear women's clothes from now on."

"You'd better not, it's too much for your eyes."

Just as the Shieldguards were laughing and joking, Patriot suddenly coughed.

"Wait... over there... someone... came out."

"What?"

Henry served as an undercover agent for the Empire for only a year. Originally a nobleman, he was exempt from exile after contracting the virus.

However, he resolutely chose to become an Imperial spy because he contracted Oripathy while attacking Infected.

By becoming an undercover agent for the empire, he could indulge his desires without restraint.

His team now has twelve members, and in just one night, he has already sexually harassed half of them.

If Talulah hadn't suddenly assigned him the task, he was confident he could have dealt with all his subordinates in one night.

However, for him, dealing with so many soldiers did not bring him any pleasure.

People were not important to him; what Henry was now studying was how to conquer and corrupt those who were pure.

Only by destroying someone's personality can one prove their physical strength and experience pleasure.

In the past few days, he has insulted his fiancé in front of a woman and his father in front of a daughter.

To insult a mother's son in front of her.

He was obsessed with the suffering of those people.

However, he never achieved his goal, nor did he succeed in destroying other people's personalities.

"Report, Captain."

"We found a little girl practicing boxing at the entrance of the village ahead."

The scouts who went out to explore reported back to Henry about the situation ahead.

"A little girl? How dare she go out at night like that? It's time to teach her a lesson."

Henry's lips curled into a smile.

To achieve his goal, he plans to capture a long-term RBQ (a derogatory term for sexually assaulted individuals) this time, wanting to see if prolonged humiliation can completely change a person's personality.

Henry followed the team leader and soon spotted the little girl practicing boxing at the village entrance.

The opponent's soft fist felt like it had struck Henry's heart.

One glance was enough to make him fall for her.

This girl, pure as jade and white as snow, was precisely the one he wanted to destroy.

The more innocent a person is, the more beautiful they become after they fall from grace.

"What a lovely person!"

Henry licked his lips.

He quickly wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth.

He decided to act immediately and execute the little girl right there and then.

As for the task Talulah assigned...

It's just a short time anyway, it won't take up much time, there's no need to worry about it.

Henry took a breath, trying his best to keep a calm expression, and slowly walked towards the girl who was boxing.

"Little sister, are you alone? Do you want to play adult games with big brother?"

"? ah!"

The little girl was stunned after Henry spoke.

The next second, the little girl's pupils trembled, and she took a step back, shivering.

"Where are you going? Stop her!"

Henry's men attacked from behind, blocking Skullshatterer's retreat from all directions.

Who are you? What do you want to do to me?

The little girl stood curled up like a newborn chick, staring helplessly at the approaching thugs.

"Of course it's fun!"

The little girl was terrified, but she spoke even faster.

"What's so funny? Are you trying to insult me?"

"Are you going to rape me first and then do the deed, or do the deed first and then kill me?!"

"Or perhaps, let's have sex together?"