Douluo V: Taking Advantage of Xiao Wu's Innocence to Make Her My Wife
Chapter 250

Master's Miserable State! The Self-Abuse Domain Became a Treasure?

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As night deepened, the streets and alleys of Heaven Dou City were shrouded in the dim yellow light.

Two red lanterns hung at the entrance of the brothel, swaying in the night breeze.

Tang San stared at the thin figure, speechless.

Yu Xiaogang stood under the porch, wearing a gray cloth short jacket, a red belt around his waist, and a wooden sign that read "Welcome Guests" around his neck!

The worst part is that her cheeks were painted with Rouge, making her look like a monkey's bottom!

Skeletal and lifelike, these paper effigies are just like talking paper figures!

Tang San almost didn't recognize him!

But when he saw Yu Xiaogang, Yu Xiaogang also saw him.

Although Tang San changed his appearance, the Hidden Weapon pouch at his waist was still very conspicuous!

"The... the Xiao San?!" Yu Xiaogang's voice was hoarse and trembling. "The Xiao San! Is it you, Xiao San?!"

He stumbled forward, his feet slipping, crying out, "Help me! Help the teacher!"

"That beast Ye Hua abandoned me here!"

"My Soul Power is sealed, I can't even leave! Take me away quickly!"

Tang San had a bad feeling.

Although Yu Xiaogang was trying to suppress his voice, it was still enough to attract attention in the quiet alley.

Several passersby turned their heads to look curiously.

Tang San quickly covered Yu Xiaogang's mouth, "Teacher, please keep your voice down! I'm wanted by the police!"

But Yu Xiaogang didn't care; he grabbed Tang San like he was grasping at a straw.

Just then, the curtain of the brothel was suddenly flung open!

The madam stormed out, hands on her hips, yelling, "You bastard! Slacking off again!"

"Did I pay you to stand here as a door god?"

Yu Xiaogang shrank back in fright, instinctively trying to back away, but his hand remained tightly gripping Tang San's.

The madam then noticed Tang San, and seeing his tattered gray robe, she waved her hand impatiently, "Who are you to him?"

"Don't block my business! This bastard owes me money!"

Tang San's eyes darted around. "I'm here to redeem him. How much does he owe you?"

The madam was overjoyed upon hearing this, "A Gold Soul Coin! He broke my antique blue and white porcelain vase, that's a family heirloom!"

Tang San's lips twitched.

One Gold Soul Coin?

Even extortion isn't this ruthless!

But he was in a hurry to resolve the issue and didn't have time to lower the price.

He pulled out the banknotes he'd earned from Slaughter City, slapped them into the madam's hand, and said, "One thousand. I'll take the person with me."

The madam took the money, her expression immediately changing. "Oh my! You're so generous! Take this man with you, I've always thought he was bad luck!"

After saying that, he spat at Yu Xiaogang, "Get lost, you unlucky thing!"

Yu Xiaogang felt as if he had been granted a pardon and staggered away with Tang San.

But as soon as he turned the corner, his legs went weak, and he fell straight forward.

Tang San reacted quickly and caught him, only to find that Yu Xiaogang felt light as a feather and his bones were hard to the touch.

"Teacher? Teacher!" Tang San patted his cheek.

Yu Xiaogang lifted his eyelids slightly, "Hungry..."

Tang San then realized that Yu Xiaogang was in very poor health.

A madam is someone you'd be doing a favor by even giving her a swill.

He quickly looked around and found that all the restaurants were closed, so he had to search his pockets.

After half a day, all they found was the "Fried Yu Xiaogang" that hadn't been eaten!

this...

Is everything alright?

Tang San felt a little guilty.

But considering that everyone has to die eventually, why bother with the details!

The unique aroma of fried dough spread in the night breeze.

Yu Xiaogang shuddered from the pungent smell, and when he looked closely, he felt as if he had been struck by lightning!

"Heh heh!" he uttered a sound that didn't sound human.

"What... what is this?!"

"Who... who turned me into a fried cake!"

Tang San rubbed his hands awkwardly. "Teacher, this is food from the streets of Heaven Dou City."

"Don't worry about that, just eat."

"I'd rather die than eat it!"

Yu Xiaogang turned his face away, his expression full of humiliation.

"Even if I, Yu Xiaogang, am down on my luck, I would never eat myself!"

"Even if I starve to death, I'd rather jump off this cliff than eat a single bite!"

But before I could finish speaking, my stomach started growling uncontrollably.

Starving to the point of desperation, I felt like I could rip his insides out!

Seeing this, Tang San was terrified that he had died!

If you die, who can tell me what this field is?

He shoved the fried food directly into Yu Xiaogang's mouth, saying, "Teacher, don't argue, saving your life is the most important thing!"

"This stuff is delicious, you won't believe me!"

Yu Xiaogang's eyes widened.

You've actually eaten that?

Traitor!!!

"No, I don't want to eat it!"

"I'd rather starve to death!"

"Gu, just kill me!"

Even though Tang San tried his best to stuff it in, he still accidentally bit it off.

Click!

The flaky pastry crumbles between your teeth, and the aroma of oil and flour explodes in your mouth!

This... this...

This darn oily aroma!

Yu Xiaogang's expression changed instantly, and he wolfed down his food.

In less than ten breaths, the entire "Yu Xiaogang" disappeared without a trace.

It smells so good!

Tears welled in his eyes.

To think that I, Yu Xiaogang, a dignified Grandmaster, would have to rely on blowing myself up to prolong my life!

Aaaaaaah!

Heaven is unjust!

I am exceptionally talented, yet I have been unappreciated and have suffered this calamity!

That damned Ye Hua!!!

Seeing that Yu Xiaogang had recovered his health, Tang San finally breathed a sigh of relief and took him to a hotel to stay.

Then, she recounted her entire ordeal from beginning to end.

"Teacher, I really can't stand it anymore," Tang San's eyes reddened, "Do you think there's any way to peel this thing off? Or suppress it with medication?"

Yu Xiaogang remained silent for a long time, leaning against the headboard, his expression gradually regaining its "Grandmaster" demeanor.

He cleared his throat. "Xiao San, listen to what the teacher has to say."

Tang San sat upright and solemnly.

"This domain, although it torments you every time you use your Soul Skill."

"But if you look at it from another angle, isn't this a blessing in disguise?"

Tang San was stunned. "Training?"

"Not bad," Yu Xiaogang's eyes showed approval. "Pain and itching are the most direct physical feedback."

"When ordinary Soul Master are injured in battle, they often lose their composure due to the intense pain, leading to the collapse of the battle."

"But what about you? You live with torment every day. Over time, your pain tolerance will far exceed that of ordinary people!"

"Once you fully adapt to the pain, your fighting spirit will be as firm as a rock!"

Tang San stood there dumbfounded.

Yu Xiaogang remained calm and said, "Ye Hua thought he could harm you, but in reality, he's helping you forge an invincible Dao heart!"

"You shouldn't be in a hurry to get rid of this gift; instead, you should cherish it!"

Tang San listened intently, and in a daze, he actually felt that what Yu Xiaogang said... made some sense!

The resilience honed in the Slaughter City, coupled with this self-torture, did indeed make him somewhat numb to pain.

Could it be that Ye Hua's birthday gift actually helped him by accident?

Seeing that Tang San still didn't believe him, Yu Xiaogang threw out his trump card, "Didn't your father, Clear Sky Douluo, also transform through hardship?"

"If your mother hadn't died, where would he have gotten the motivation to cultivate to level ninety-five!"

Tang San's eyes reddened as he watched Yu Xiaogang bring up his deceased father.

"Teacher, I understand!" He nodded emphatically. "I can't let Ye Hua's plot succeed!"

"The more he tries to make me suffer, the more I will use that pain to become stronger!"

Yu Xiaogang was pleased, "This is truly my prized student."

Tang San's heart burned with excitement, and he took out the gold notes from his pocket.

Exactly ten thousand Gold Soul Coin!

"Teacher, please take these first."

"Ye Hua has caused you suffering, and I will not stand idly by!"

"Once I break through this bottleneck, I'll definitely come back to pick you up!"

Yu Xiaogang looked down at the gold notes, deeply moved, "Xiao San... you..."

Ten thousand Gold Soul Coin!

It was enough for him to buy a house and hire servants.

No more living a life of subservience!

His lips curled into a wide grin. "Good! Good!"

"Good student! Your teacher's love for you has not been in vain!"

The master and disciple held hands and looked at each other, their eyes shining.

The night was thick with darkness. Tang San got up and adjusted his bamboo hat.

"Teacher, please rest first. I'll go and study diligently now."

"Once your Soul Power is fully developed, I'll come to take you to enjoy your blessings!"

Yu Xiaogang clutched the gold note and nodded repeatedly, "Go, go! Your teacher will be waiting for your triumphant return!"

Tang San pushed open the door, and a night breeze rushed in.

He took a deep breath, his gaze resolute.

Ye Hua, Ye Hua, do you think you've betrayed me?

No, you are helping me become a god!

When I become a god, the first thing I'll do is kill you!

Meanwhile, in the hotel, Yu Xiaogang, staring at the gold notes, also went into a frenzy.

"Ten thousand Gold Soul Coin... hehe..."

"My spring Yu Xiaogang's spring, has finally arrived!"

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