Yay! Braised Pig's Trotters! Piggy Ball!

"Eighth Soul Skill: Swan Transformation."

The Clear Sky Hammer was enveloped in silver light.

A shockwave that caused no collision of Soul Power.

The Clear Sky Hammer, brimming with murderous intent, gleamed in the silver light like a piece of clothing with its color faded.

The dark red patterns faded little by little, and then it became a --

Children's toy hammer.

It's made of plastic, bright blue, with a round hammerhead.

It makes a "squeak" sound when you squeeze it gently.

A cartoon Swan sticker was pasted on the hammer handle, smiling sweetly at Tang San.

Tang San was stunned.

He waved subconsciously.

That's ridiculously light.

The Clear Sky Hammer, which used to weigh over a thousand pounds and could shatter gold and split rocks, was now something even a child could play with casually.

The weight instantly disrupted his balance in mid-air, sending him hurtling over Xue Ke's head and crashing behind her!

Bang!!!

He landed face down, leaving two lines of blood from his nose.

Tang San's eyes widened, and he pinched again, refusing to believe it.

The toy hammer in his hand made an innocent "squeak".

"How could this be!" He scrambled to his feet. "The Clear Sky Hammer! My Martial Soul! How is this possible!"

He stared intently at the toy hammer in his hand, channeling his Soul Power into it.

The toy hammer made another "squeak," and a clown ball popped out of the hammerhead!

"The Joker! The Joker! The Joker!"

It rolled and rolled to Xue Ke's feet.

Xue Ke bent down, picked it up, and threw it back.

"Here you go."

Tang San was hit on the head by a clown ball and had to wear a mask of pain.

"Aaaaaaah!"

"I'll fight you to the death!"

He abruptly activated his Martial Soul and pulled out the Godly Zhuge Crossbow.

The black crossbow body gleamed coldly in the sunlight.

"Hidden Weapon! Let's see how you counter them!"

He pulled the trigger.

The crossbow bolt shot out!

"Don't fight," Xue Ke raised her hand again, "We should cherish peace."

The silver light, like a thin veil, met countless poisoned crossbow bolts.

In an instant, the crossbow bolt transformed into a peach blossom with a red tip and white base.

The fragrance was abundant and pervasive, and Wang Qiu'er could smell it from afar.

Some of them swirled and landed on Tang San's shoulder.

"..."

Tang San looked at the flower petals, then at the empty crossbow casket, and nearly fell over.

"Bone-breaking needle!"

He flicked out several fine needles.

A silver light swept across.

The fine needle disappeared.

Instead, lollipops were wrapped in candy wrappers.

Strawberry, orange, and grape flavored ones, with colorful swirling patterns, tumbled to the ground.

Tang San clutched his heart.

He took a deep breath and pulled out his last card.

Three-Eyed Icefire Guns!

There are Hidden Weapon in physical stores; you can transform!

A physical ice and fire energy blast, let's see if you can transform!

However, Xue Ke was quick-witted and agile.

"Change!"

The Three-Eyed Icefire Guns expanded in the light.

Bang!

The Three-Eyed Icefire Guns spat out colorful ribbons, which splashed onto Tang San's face.

A few colorful confetti pieces landed on his hair.

Tang San looked down; where was the Three-Eyed Icefire Guns?

The cannons were clearly red and decorated with Gold Trial patterns!

The muzzle is even tied with a pink bow, so girly!

Wang Qiu'er was already laughing so hard she was squatting on the ground, clutching her stomach, and had even thrown the Golden Dragon Spear aside.

"You son of a bitch!" Tang San roared in fury, slamming the ceremonial cannon to the ground.

He took a deep breath and decided to use the Mysterious Jade Hand!

This proud Tang Sect Secret Techniques allows one to catch a blade with bare hands and split mountains and rocks!

"You can't change that, can you!" he roared as he charged toward Xue Ke.

Xue Ke smiled, Eighth Soul Ring flashed once more.

A silver light swept across Tang San's hands.

The jade-like color of the Mysterious Jade Hand turned red in the silver light, emitting a soy sauce aroma.

"Wow!" Wang Qiu'er's eyes lit up suddenly, "It's so rich!"

Tang San sensed something was wrong; he couldn't feel his hands at all!

He quickly lowered his head, only to see that Mysterious Jade Hand had turned into a braised pig's trotter!

They're plump and tempting, making your mouth water!

"Aww--"

Tang San emitted a sharp, explosive sound.

"My hand! My hand!"

"My hand! Waaaaah!"

How am I supposed to hold a hammer without hands?

The transgender person's voice was already high-pitched, and now it was even more shrill.

Xue Ke covered her ears, "It's so noisy!"

Tang San's eyes were bloodshot, as if he had contracted mad cow disease.

"Go to hell!" He kicked Xue Ke.

He was already Titled Douluo, and this kick, imbued with Soul Power, was enough to shatter a diamond.

Xue Ke simply sighed, "Give it to me! Transform!"

Whoosh!

Tang San's body suddenly became unresponsive.

It fell straight down from the sky, curled up tightly.

In the blink of an eye, all that remained was an inflated, pig-shaped ball.

Pink, round and chubby, very cute.

"Whoa!" The ball's mouth moved, and its eyes widened.

I actually squealed like a pig!

"Whoa! Whoa!" Tang San howled as loudly as he could.

Without exception, they were all pigs grunting!

"Sister Qiu'er," Xue Ke gasped for breath.

"Are you alright?" Wang Qiu'er asked as she picked up the lollipop from the ground. "Is this edible?"

"You can eat it," Xue Ke smiled, "That's a real change."

Wang Qiu'er was bewildered.

"Oh dear, Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Ring, doesn't it come with two Soul Skill?"

"My Swan transformation has two forms: real transformation and fake transformation!"

Xue Ke pointed to the lollipop on the ground, "A fake transformation is just a superficial change; a real transformation is a complete change."

"For example, these lollipops are real transformations, while braised pig's trotters and pig-shaped balls are fake transformations."

Wang Qiu'er was skeptical, but she picked up the lollipop, unwrapped it, and put it in her mouth.

The strawberry flavor was perfect, with a hint of milkiness, which immediately broke through her defenses.

"Tasty!"

"I'm glad Sister Qiu'er likes it," Xue Ke said with a smile, but then her smile turned to worry. "It's a pity that turning him into a pig ball would consume too much of my Soul Power."

"My Soul Power is almost depleted, otherwise I could have transformed a little more."

"Silly," Wang Qiu'er patted her, "Didn't you just drag me out here to collect debts yourself because you were bored?"

"I'll take you out to eat later, we'll only pick local street food!"

Xue Ke unconsciously drooled, while Tang San rolled around, trying to escape.

He has only transformed; his Soul Power remains, but it's inconvenient for actual combat.

With the boost of Soul Power, they were about to escape, but—

"Hey!" Wang Qiu'er, seeing he was still not behaving himself. "Do you give up or not?"

She tapped on [Tang San's Piggy Ball] and clicked "Seal."

The Soul Power of Ultimate Douluo is incredibly domineering.

Tang San's Soul Power was forcibly severed.

Meridians were sealed, and Soul Power was locked.

He couldn't even muster a sliver of Soul Power.

Tang San's eyes widened in terror.

"Xue Ke," Wang Qiu'er turned around, "How long can this ball stay in play?"

"Half a quarter of an hour," Xue Ke for a moment, "After all, I'm not Titled Douluo, my Soul Power isn't enough."

Wang Qiu'er's eyes darted around, and the corners of her mouth curled up into an extremely bright smile.

"Half a quarter of an hour? That's enough."

She picked up Tang San's ball.

Tang San tried to struggle, but Wang Qiu'er threw him away.

The pig-shaped ball hurtled through the air and crashed into the courtyard wall.

Bang! It bounced back!

Wang Qiu'er raised her foot and kicked hard.

The ball flew out again.

It hit a tree and bounced back!

It slammed into the door and bounced back!

It slammed into the door that Tai Tan had just closed and bounced back!

Tai Tan, behind the door, heard the banging sounds!

And there were Tang San's incessant screams!

The old man silently bolted the door, adding another bolt.

Sect leader, may you have good fortune.

Who told you not to listen to me?

"That's fun!" Wang Qiu'er kicked Xue Ke.

Xue Ke also found it novel and gladly joined in.

The two of them kicked Tang San around like a ball outside the courtyard.

One kick to the left, one kick to the right.

Tang San was like a sandbag, flying through the air.

It bounced off the wall and then rolled on the ground.

Each impact produced a loud groan, like the screams of a fat pig.

"Pass it over!" Wang Qiu'er shouted.

"Next!" Xue Ke kicked the ball out.

Tang San was kicked into the air.

Before Xue Ke could even mock her own ball skills, Tang San reverted to human form.

My head is still buzzing, and I'm still face down.

"Ah--"

Bang!!!

Tang San lay sprawled on the ground, face down, lifeless.

"It won't last long," Wang Qiu'er with some regret.

Such a fun activity should be shared with everyone!

Oh, I forgot about many of my sisters who are still participating in the Divine Examination.

"Sigh." Wang Qiu'er waved her hand, looking rather uninterested.

"Tang San, you just said you wanted to take revenge on Ye Hua?" Wang Qiu'er's smile faded.

No! Absolutely not!

"I'm just a stupid pig blindfolded by seaweed!"

"A ladyboy dancing provocatively in the street!"

"Please, you two, spare me!"

Wang Qiu'er narrowed her eyes slightly, "Get out!"

"Alright!" Tang San scrambled to the courtyard gate and pounded on it.

Tai Tan finally stopped pretending to be dead and dragged Tang San inside from outside.

"Sister Qiu'er," Xue Ke asked, puzzled, "You're just letting him go like that?"

Wang Qiu'er shook her head, "How could that be? Let's wait and see, I'll talk to Ye Hua first."

"This guy's strength has skyrocketed, reaching level 97! That's even more powerful than when you received the Sea God's blessing!"

"A horse won't get fat without night grazing; something's fishy!"

Xue Ke nodded repeatedly. They all had a guess in their hearts: was it perhaps Divine Examination?

But when Wang Qiu'er communicated with Ye Hua using the Voice Transmitter, a surprised voice came from the other end.

Wang Qiu'er blinked. What does "[That's great]" mean?

Tang San, like them, received Divine Inheritance; shouldn't he be wary?

"My husband said, don't worry about it, let Tang San become a god in a grand manner, he has his own clever uses for him."

The two women looked at each other, but they absolutely trusted Ye Hua.

"Since Ye Hua says he's useful, let's spare his life for now," Wang Qiu'er said coldly. "Anyway, I'm determined to become a god before him!"

"At that time, if he still dares to plot anything, I won't show any mercy!"

Xue Ke agreed, and was about to continue pressing for repayment when her stomach rumbled.

Xue Ke awkwardly rubbed her lower abdomen, and Wang Qiu'er immediately burst out laughing.

"Let's go, collecting debts is just a side job, having fun is the main thing."

Let's go out to eat!

Meanwhile, at the Tang Sect Sect's base, Tang San's eyes were lifeless.

"Ye Hua, Wang Qiu'er, Xue Ke..."

His lips moved, but his breath was barely a whisper.

"I'm going to kill you... I'm going to kill you all..."

Tai Tan finally couldn't bear it and stepped forward to examine it.

But he didn't expect that in the very instant he possessed the body!

"Go!" Tang San tapped Tai Tan's forehead with his black Soul Power.

It was the evil technique of Soul Control that he learned from his Evil Soul Master, Leng Yue!

Faced with such a disparity in strength, Tai Tan was utterly powerless and was subdued in mere seconds!

"Hmph," Tang San gritted his teeth in resentment, "You're a traitor, watching from the sidelines while your own people suffer!"

"Since that's the case, don't blame me for being heartless!"