Don't Worry, We Won't Kiss.

After a while, Xiao Chun first tentatively nudged Fang Ming and called his name, then used her magic to check him.

Xiao Chun breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that Fang Ming was indeed just unconscious and had no hidden injuries or any contingency plans left behind by Black Rabbit.

While breathing a sigh of relief, Xiao Chun looked at Fang Ming's sleeping face and blushed for some reason.

The perspective shifted to Xiao Chun's first-person view, the camera focused on Fang Ming's tightly closed lips, the background sound of a heartbeat gradually accelerated, and the Black Rabbit's words echoed in Xiao Chun's mind like a devil's whisper.

--You can do whatever you want during this time~

Can I do... anything...?

Well... a tiny... kiss seems...

Her breathing became rapid for some reason. Feeling guilty, Xiao Chun glanced around, then finally brushed a strand of hair behind her ear, closed her eyes, and leaned closer to Fang Ming on the sofa.

(!!! No!!! Xiao Chun!!!)

(Kiss! Kiss! As a fan of Mingchun's pairing, this is exactly what I want to see!!!)

(Caw! I don't want to see! My Xiao Chun!)

(My Fang Ming!)

(6 Oh, why don't you two fan groups just have a fight?)

(I'm bored. I want to see a bloodbath between Xiao Bai and Xiao Chun! I want to see rivers of blood!)

"Slutty rabbit!!!"

Xiao Chun, who had just been advising Xiao Bai to calm down, immediately forgot Xiao Bai earlier advice when she saw herself on the Sky Screen being bewitched by the Black Rabbit and about to steal a kiss from the sleeping Fang Ming. She then decided to execute the Black Rabbit on the spot!

Looking at her cheeks, which were even redder than ripe tomatoes in the field, one could tell just how ashamed and indignant Xiao Chun was.

Xiao Chun had fantasized about kissing Fang Ming, and because of certain comics, she even fantasized about having sex with Fang Ming as Xiao Bai.

But... fantasies are just fantasies!

To broadcast fantasies to the whole world through the Sky Screen —what a suffocatingly shameful play!!

And all of this... is because of that loose-tongued, lewd rabbit!

"Calm down!!!"

Just as the Black Rabbit Youyou was relieved to have escaped a disaster, she saw Xiao Chun approaching with murderous intent, and her fur stood on end.

She snuggled into Song Niandong's arms again, shouting loudly:

"What I did on the Sky Screen has nothing to do with me! I'm innocent! Innocent!!!"

As she shouted, Youyou also cursed her reflection in the Sky Screen.

That damned 'Youyou,' you're going to get me killed one of these days!!

Chapter 136 Don't worry, you won't get a kiss.

"Calm down, Xiao Chun, calm down!"

Now it was the others who started advising Xiao Chun to calm down.

Xiao Bai said to Xiao Chun very seriously:

"Don't worry about what's happening on the Sky Screen. After all, it hasn't happened in reality yet, so stay calm."

"But... but... wailing!"

Just as Xiao Chun on the Sky Screen was about to Fang Ming,' the real Xiao Chun could no longer bear such public humiliation. She screamed, then threw herself onto the sofa, grabbed two cushions, put them together, and buried her head inside.

Ostriches are back in Xiao Chun!

Seeing Xiao Chun like this, Chen Xiaoxia commented without a care in the world:

"I didn't expect Xiao Chun to be so bold at times! Hmm?"

As soon as Chen Xiaoxia finished speaking, she felt a gust of wind beside her ear. Her eyes narrowed, and she raised her right hand, catching the pillow that Xiao Chun had thrown at her with perfect accuracy.

He then said smugly, "Hmph, you think I'd fall for the same trick a third time... Pfft!"

The second pillow came from Xiao Chun's direction again, hitting Chen Xiaoxia's head precisely once more.

The Chen Xiaoxia has been sunk again!

"... Fool."

Xiao Bai looked at Chen Xiaoxia speechlessly, then turned to look at the Sky Screen and said to Xiao Chun:

"Don't worry, according to the plot, you shouldn't be able to kiss the person on the Sky Screen."

"What?!"

Xiao Chun was surprised again, and a hint of disappointment appeared on her flushed face.

Although she didn't want the whole world to know about her 'stealing a kiss' with Fang Ming, she also wanted to see if she could actually kiss Fang Ming.

Even if this only happened in the Sky Screen, it at least means she has this hope, doesn't it?

But Xiao Bai said Xiao Chun couldn't kiss him...

Xiao Chun is very disappointed. jpg

Xiao Bai:"..."

So, do you want to kiss her or not?

Girls' minds are so hard to understand...

Muttering to himself, Xiao Bai stopped looking at Xiao Chun, who had once again sank her face into the sofa, and instead looked at the plot playing on the Sky Screen.

Xiao Bai's guess is actually based on some evidence.

In accordance with the traditional tropes of anime and various film and television dramas, such acts of stealing a kiss are often interrupted by some unexpected event.

For example, a phone call might suddenly come in; the person in question might suddenly wake up; or someone who shouldn't be back at this time might suddenly return.

Normally, Xiao Chun wouldn't be able to get a kiss.

Just as Xiao Bai had expected.

Just as Xiao Chun was about to succeed, Xiao Qiu and Xiaoxia, along with Song Niandong, the Magical Girls trainee they brought with them, returned.

Click.

The sound of keys and the conversation of Xiao Qiu and the other two came from outside the door. Xiao Chun, whose lips were less than a centimeter away from Fang Ming's, was startled and turned her head sharply to look at the door.

She then teleported to the sofa opposite Fang Ming, picked up a book, and began reading it with great interest.

Incidentally, it also de-transforms and restores its original form.

After Xiao Chun finished doing all this like the Flash, Xiao Qiu and her group opened the door and came in:

"Xiaoxia has really become amazing! Shining Form... Ah!"

As Xiao Qiu and Xiaoxia were talking, they saw Xiao Chun sitting in the living room, and Fang Ming fast asleep on the sofa opposite Xiao Chun.

Xiao Qiu looked at the green Magical Girls in surprise:

"Xiao Chun? What are you doing here? Hey? Why is Brother Fang Ming asleep?"

"Ah... haha, I... I suddenly wanted to ask Brother Fang Ming some questions, so I came over. As for Brother Fang Ming..."

Faced with the choice between telling the truth and keeping it a secret, Xiao Chun hesitated for only a second before choosing the latter:

"... Brother Fang Ming was probably too tired, so he accidentally fell asleep."

"Can something 'accidentally' happen while you're asleep?" Chen Xiaoxia asked skeptically.

Xiao Chun chuckled dryly and said, "I already told you, Brother Fang Ming is probably just too tired."

(Damn it! You guys came back just in time!)

(Why?! I want to see them kiss!!!)

(Thank goodness, Xiao Qiu and the others returned in time...)

(Tsk, to be honest, it wasn't exciting enough. It should have been at this moment that Xiao Chun kissed him, and then Xiao Bai suddenly came back and saw this scene...)

(You just love watching the drama unfold, don't you? www)

(Wow, that's awesome!)

Just as Xiao Bai had predicted, Xiao Chun and Fang Ming did not actually kiss on the Sky Screen.

Xiao Bai chuckled, completely unsurprised.

It would be a miracle if they actually kissed at this point, since the storyline on the Sky Screen is ultimately geared towards children, and such a stolen kiss... is a bit inappropriate.

Xiao Chun on the Sky Screen didn't get to kiss him, while Xiao Chun below the Sky Screen breathed a sigh of relief but was also quite disappointed.

The blush on her face faded a little. She hugged another long cushion, only her eyes showing as she stared at Xiao Bai.

I have no idea what's going on in my head.

Faced with Xiao Chun's explanation, Yu Muqiu did not doubt it, but instead nodded seriously and said:

"That's true. Fang Ming has been running around a lot lately because of Dongdong, and he hasn't slept well for several nights. He really needs to get some rest."

"Huh?" Song Niandong, who was usually ignored, was taken aback and pointed at herself. "... For me?"

Yu Muqiu nodded. "Yes, didn't you say your guardian ran away? After Fang Ming found out about this, he went to Uncle Chen to explain the matter and also went to complete the adoption procedures."

"It's just... it seems like because I'm not a related to you, the procedures are difficult to complete... I don't really understand, but it seems very troublesome."

"..." After hearing what Yu Muqiu said, Song Niandong's eyes reddened slightly. She looked at Fang Ming, who was fast asleep on the sofa, and then lowered her head to rub her eyes.

Fang Ming hasn't been idle lately; on the contrary, after learning about Song Niandong's situation, Fang Ming has been helping to find the guardian who absconded with the money.

At the same time, they are trying to get Song Niandong's adoption paperwork done.

Unfortunately, the former is easier to deal with, as Fang Ming's connections still provide some clues.

The latter is somewhat difficult.

First of all Fang Ming and Dongdong are not related. They are neither direct relatives nor collateral relatives. Even if you go through a lot of trouble, it would be difficult to determine their relationship.

Secondly Fang Ming's age is actually not much different from Dongdong's; it's less than fifteen years, not even ten years.

Federation regulations stipulate that one of the conditions for non-relative adoption is that the age difference must be more than 15 years, and the adoptive parents must have a stable source of income and good family conditions.

Fang Ming is not bad, but the former is not.

Finally, there is one more rule.

Children who are not of the same sex cannot be adopted.

In other words, if Fang Ming really wants to adopt a child, the minimum requirement is that the child must be of the same gender.

Various conditions kept Fang Ming out, so Fang Ming even went to other families with the means to adopt Song Niandong for a period of time.

It's a pity that even though Fang Ming has some reputation in society, he is still an ordinary person after all. Unless he goes to other continents of the Federation, it will be difficult for Fang Ming to adopt Song Niandong in the Central Continent District.

Fang Ming probably traveled to many places for Song Niandong.

I've been really tired lately, which is probably one of the reasons why Black Rabbit was able to hypnotize Fang Ming so easily.

"Alright, let's not disturb Fang Ming's rest. Let's go to my room and do our homework."

After speaking, Yu Muqiu took a blanket and covered the sleeping Fang Ming with it, then led everyone back to his room.

The scene freezes on Fang Ming, who is sleeping in the darkness. His eyelids seem to twitch, but the scene quickly changes and switches to the next day.

The next day at noon, Xiao Chun found Xiao Bai again.

She didn't completely believe what Black Rabbit said. After all, she had asked Nino yesterday, and Nino said he seemed to have some impression of the 'Erosion Form', but couldn't quite remember it.

Therefore, if Xiao Chun wants to know the truth, she can only seek verification from Xiao Bai for now.

Although Xiao Chun didn't want to believe what Black Rabbit said, Xiao Bai was indeed mysterious, and to this day, no one knew how she became Magical Girls.

Moreover... she was lying about her relationship with Fang Ming's brother.

Fang Ming smelled like Xiao Bai, which made Xiao Chun very concerned.

I didn't sleep well that night because I was so concerned.

Therefore, she must get to the bottom of this today!

"... You've been fooled by that Black Rabbit."

But when faced with Xiao Chun's question, Xiao Bai gave this answer.