Thirty Years in the East, Thirty Years in the West, Do Not Bully the Young and Poor

"Where am I? Didn't I go downstairs to buy cigarettes?"

Bai Fan had a splitting headache as he sorted out his thoughts in his mind.

He was a great youth of the 21st century. He had a mortgage of 2.5 million, a car loan of 200,000, and a wife who cost 880,000. The happiest thing was that he also had three precious daughters.

He came home from work as usual, and as soon as he arrived home, he was cared for by his precious wife, "Why are you back so late? You don't know how to care for the family at all."

He was powerless to retort, and seeing his three daughters dressed revealingly, he spoke up to remind them. Who knew that the three daughters would speak in unison, "What right do you have to interfere with our freedom of dressing? Remember, you gave birth to me, which doesn't mean you are my dad."

At that moment, he only felt extremely exhausted and wanted to go downstairs to buy a pack of cigarettes.

As his memories sorted themselves up to this point, Bai Fan slapped his forehead, "Holy crap, I was too anxious going downstairs to buy cigarettes, didn't take the stairs, and forgot to take the elevator."

"It seems I've seemingly time-traveled. Trying out another life would be quite nice too."

In his previous life, Bai Fan was completely like a robot, repeating the same work every day.

He was a living person, and he also wanted to live a more brilliant life, but the pressure of life made him breathless, so he could only work desperately.

"Ding, detected that the host over-drew life in the previous life. Currently, your remaining lifespan is fifteen days."

The mechanical system sound rang abruptly in Bai Fan's mind.

Bai Fan was very annoyed. Why was he still short-lived even after transmigrating? But the exhaustion of his spirit left him too weak to complain.

"Ding, the system is activated. The host can obtain lifespan through simulating the lives of extracted characters. Every simulation grants one year of lifespan."

"This system can also grade based on the host's performance. After it ends, one ability or talent during the simulation can be randomly extracted."

"Warm reminder, the Douluo Continent is where the host has transmigrated!"

As soon as the last sentence of the system was finished, the originally lifeless Bai Fan immediately sat up.

"What? Is it actually the transmigration holy land, Douluo Continent?"

Who said a corporate slave has no dreams? Even a nuclear-powered corporate slave like Bai Fan experienced a significantly heightened mood upon hearing about transmigrating to Douluo Continent.

Who wouldn't want to possess a powerful martial soul to show off in front of people? Who wouldn't want to have that sweet romance in the romance continent?

Bai Fan's only way to relax in his previous life was to sneak away in the company toilet and read Douluo Continent for a while.

"Ding, randomly extracting simulation objects for the host."

"Ding, the simulation object extracted by the host is Yu Xiaogang. Please ask whether to start the simulation immediately."

Bai Fan did not hesitate at all and directly confirmed it in his mind.

Bai Fan's consciousness began to dissipate slowly. When he sobered up again, he was still in the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Sect.

Just as Bai Fan's life simulation officially began, real-time monitoring footage of Bai Fan appeared in the sky above the Douluo Continent across various eras.

"Bai Fan's simulation of Yu Xiaogang's life officially begins!"

The system's voice resounded through the entire continent, and everyone was attracted by this sudden miraculous sight.

Inside Shrek, everyone who was cultivating was attracted by this magical picture.

"Teacher, the you up there looks so young." 12-year-old Tang San pointed at the sky while shouting loudly toward Yu Xiaogang.

Yu Xiaogang did not know why he would appear above, and could only pretend to be calm as he spoke, "Xiao San, how many times have I told you to be calm when encountering things."

"Okay, Teacher."

Inside Spirit Hall, a mature, beautiful woman looked at the Heavenly Screen and talked to herself.

"Xiao Gang, is this you? Why does this magical Heavenly Screen want to talk about simulation?"

Inside the Heavenly Screen.

"Yu Xiaogang, you are just trash. Look at your weak martial soul. You really have disgraced our Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan."

"Hahaha, I really don't know how this Yu Xiaogang managed to awaken a pig. He truly lives up to being the sect master's son. I will never reach his height in my entire life."

The disciples of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan continuously mocked Bai Fan, who was simulating Yu Xiaogang.

Facing these taunts, Bai Fan's expression did not show the slightest emotional fluctuation. He puffed out his chest and looked straight at these people who mocked him, "Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west, do not bully the young and poor!"

Inside the Heavenly Screen, Bai Fan's voice was deafening.

Outside the Heavenly Screen, all the viewers' blood boiled with excitement.

Bai Fan's single sentence directly attracted a large number of people to watch the Heavenly Screen, pushing it to the public, and they were all curious about what Bai Fan planned to do next.

Inside the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Sect, Yu Yuanzhen sat in the middle of the main hall, looking at Yu Xiaogang in the Heavenly Screen and talking to himself.

"Xiao Gang, if you had this kind of confidence back then, how wonderful that would have been!"

"Pity this is ultimately just an illusion, existing only in imagination."

Inside Shrek Academy, Tang San looked at Yu Xiaogang with an expression of worship, "Teacher, you actually said such imposing words? Why have you never mentioned it before?"

"Cough, cough." Yu Xiaogang coughed awkwardly, "The past is nothing worth mentioning."

Inside the Heavenly Screen.

Those people who originally mocked Bai Fan burst into loud laughter after hearing Bai Fan's inspirational words.

"You piece of trash can only talk big with your mouth. With your trash martial soul, I bet you won't be able to break through to a Soul Elder in this lifetime."

This disciple's words were exceptionally harsh. Bai Fan did not retort; he muttered to himself in his heart.

"You really are a motherfucking genius. How did you know that the original Yu Xiaogang couldn't break through to a Soul Elder in his lifetime?"

"How far has this pair of eyes of yours actually looked?"

Bai Fan's innermost thoughts were broadcast through the Heavenly Screen and transmitted into the ears of everyone on the continent.

"Hahaha, the person on the Heavenly Screen speaks so hilariously."

Some thoughtful people on the mainland stroked their chins in deep thought, "If my guess is right, this Heavenly Screen should have been created by a big shot through special means. Through simulating his life, he lets the person involved see how many possibilities are still left in his life!"

This person only guessed most of it. The system was not for the person involved to see; the system was to let people in every era across the entire continent see it.

Inside Spirit Hall.

"Little thief, I will never allow you to defile my Xiao Gang. I must catch you!"

"Men, search the entire continent for people with strange behavior. You must find this person named Bai Fan."

Bibi Dong was completely grasping at straws. Bai Fan went to simulate, so even if you searched the entire continent, you wouldn't find him.

Inside Shrek Academy.

All the students, including the teachers, quietly closed their mouths and dared not speak loudly. Tang San wanted to go up and persuade him, but the words that reached his mouth were swallowed back down.

Yu Xiaogang's expression was very ugly, and he forced a smile, "I, Yu Xiaogang, firmly believe that there are no trash martial souls, only trash Soul Masters."

"I can cultivate to rank 29 by exhausting all my efforts. I firmly believe that person in the Heavenly Screen cannot achieve my accomplishments."

However, reality would ruthlessly slap Yu Xiaogang across the face.