Mocking the Sea God? Get Down Here!

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The Sea God's appearance came without warning, a divine weapon descending from the heavens.

The spectators outside the Sky Screen stopped gossiping and stared without blinking.

"So this is the Sea God? His divine might truly is boundless, beyond the reach of mortals!"

"Mom, I saw a god!"

"A god's majesty must not be offended. Even his face is not something mortals are worthy to behold!"

"The Supreme Douluo really brought disaster upon himself with his words. The Sea God is furious!"

"Won't the High Priestess be implicated and punished too?"

Inside the privy.

Yu Xiaogang, who was currently having explosive diarrhea, watched the Sky Screen and got so excited he nearly rose to his feet!

He slapped his thigh hard and said excitedly:

"Wonderful! Wonderful!"

"Lu Xuan, I knew it! With that arrogant, overbearing personality of yours, you first offended Spirit Hall and were lucky enough to escape. Then you deceived the High Priestess and somehow muddled through it."

"But this time, you actually dared to speak without restraint and offend a god!"

"Even the Jade Emperor himself couldn't save you now!"

"Lord Sea God, punish him mercilessly! Cripple his martial soul, cripple his cultivation, and make him like me—forever stuck at rank 29, never able to advance another step!"

Inside the privy, Yu Xiaogang could not see clearly through the crack. He could not even be bothered with his churning stomach; he only wanted to wipe himself clean, get up quickly, and go out to enjoy the spectacular scene of Lu Xuan being punished by a god!

He absolutely could not miss it!

Yet what touched his hand was warm, wet, and sticky.

Yu Xiaogang's body froze. Looking down, he realized the toilet paper must have fallen into the pit when he had slapped his thigh