Whose Type-Moon Is Like This?!
Chapter 15

Which Type-Moon is Like This!

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After hearing Bai Ming's words, Lev became agitated. "Yes! It's me, Flauros, one of King Solomon's seventy-two Demon God Pillars! Sent to 2015 as the person in charge. Due to your human foolishness, I lost the King's favor."

Bai Ming showed no expression, only walking towards Lev step by step.

"So, you gave the Holy Grail to Lily, then Lily maintained this era waiting for our arrival, and Lily had to die by my hand to deliver a message to me."

"Yeah, that damned King of Knights actually wanted to preserve this era, making things difficult for me. But I didn't expect—"

Lev watched Bai Ming approach him, and he himself walked towards Bai Ming. Perhaps he could use this opportunity to kill this nuisance, reducing the obstacles on the path of his King, eliminating a bothersome piece of trash. "You seem to be on good terms with that rumored King of Knights, tsk tsk tsk, Lily, what an intimate term."

"Your King is, at best, a Jewish piece of trash who would even deceive a woman he loved into marriage. Don't talk about love—" Bai Ming's voice grew increasingly passionate. He reached behind his head, and the Holy Sword with a silver blade and blue hilt appeared in his hand.

Logically, the sword that should have appeared was the black aurora sword that devoured all light. However, because Bai Ming had killed Vortigern, the black aurora sword manifested as Excalibur.

"Lev Lainur Flauros, I will kill you here, and there is only one reason."

The Spirit Core stored within Bai Ming's body spun madly, even Bai Ming's heart pounded violently. Rampant magical energy erupted from his entire being, sweeping through the vast cavern.

"Angry? You insignificant human, but what can you do to me?"

Lev moved, charging directly at Bai Ming. After all, in Lev's eyes, Bai Ming's current state was useless except for his immense magical power.

"I'll beat you to death, then stuff your corpse into your Jewish trash King's ass."

Bai Ming swung the Holy Sword. A flash of golden light, and a torrent of magical energy washed away Lev's human form. At this moment, the space began to destabilize, and the entire Singular Point started to collapse.

Enraged, Lev revealed his Demon God Pillar form.

Mash knew this was a battle she couldn't participate in, so she could only shield Fujimaru Ritsuka, the Master, and Akuta Hinako with her shield.

Akuta Hinako's expression became more twisted. "If you do this, I won't be able to stand by and watch indifferently anymore! Can't you handle this without me? Mash, protect Fujimaru Ritsuka, Roman, begin the Spiritron Transfer, prioritize the transfer of others."

Akuta Hinako grumbled as she moved out of Mash's protective range. Roman's voice in the communication was slightly distorted, "I'm already operating it! But it takes time!" However, no one paid him any mind.

"O Sky! O Clouds! Curse life with tears of sorrow!"

Akuta Hinako instantly exploded into an endless rain of blood. Curses and torment rained down from the blood-red sky, falling upon the Demon God Pillar, Flauros. Flauros himself stood to the side, gasping for breath with a pale face.

Bai Ming formed a hand seal, and Olga Marie cried out in surprise as she was absorbed into Bai Ming's body. The Holy Sword once again radiated brilliantly. "Lev, you don't want me to leave, and I don't want you to leave either, so—within these ten-plus seconds of Spiritron Transfer, I will take your life."

"Don't get too full of yourself, human! Incineration Formula: Flauros!"

Flauros ignored the erosion of Akuta Hinako's curse-blood self-immolation lament and forcefully agitated his magical energy, launching the Incineration Formula at Bai Ming.

The magical radiance of the Holy Sword collided with the Demon God Pillar's magic, and the collapse of the entire Singular Point accelerated.

Bai Ming, enduring the impact of the magical energy flow, continuously increased his magical output. Flauros also kept increasing his magical output, but the output of a single Demon God Pillar was ultimately no match for the Star Holy Sword.

As the Spirit Core left by Artoria and the concept of the Holy Sword shattered due to the overloaded output, the breath of the stars quickly enveloped Flauros, and the massive Demon God Pillar turned to ash.

Seeing Flauros dissipate, Bai Ming breathed a sigh of relief and lay down on the ground. Akuta Hinako, standing nearby, began to scold him. "You're practically courting death! Couldn't you have retreated temporarily and waited for another chance—"

Before Akuta Hinako could finish speaking, the Spiritron Transfer descended upon her and Bai Ming.

Chaldea

"That Jewish trash King who deceives women into marriage just to get a wife… that's too much, isn't it?"

When Bai Ming cursed King Solomon, Roman heard every single word. And when he saw that Lev was the Demon God Pillar Flauros, his feelings were incredibly complicated.

Wait, I'm here, who is messing around with my body? Was it a magic circle I set up myself? How did a magic circle become sentient?

Seeing the group return via Spiritron Transfer, Roman breathed a sigh of relief. "Regardless, everyone is safe."

Akuta Hinako glared at the unconscious Bai Ming, Fujimaru Ritsuka, and Mash, and angrily kicked Bai Ming twice while he was unconscious.

Chapter Twenty-Nine: Don't Think I Don't Know You're Playing Me for a Fool—

Medical Bay

When Bai Ming woke up, he saw Doctor Roman with a resentful expression, and Mash beside him looking worried.

Mash had already changed back into her Chaldea uniform. Upon seeing Bai Ming awake, she excitedly cupped his hands in hers.

"Senpai, I'm so glad you're okay!"

Bai Ming's gaze drifted downward, and he couldn't help but sigh. Mash still couldn't quite fill out the purple stockings. No, perhaps the beauty of purple lies in its rounded hips—

Noticing Bai Ming's gaze, Mash took a step back, blushing. Is there something wrong with my stockings? Why is Senpai looking at my stockings again?

After stopping his internal lewd thoughts, Bai Ming looked at Roman beside him:

"Roman, why do you look like a nagging wife?"

Roman shook his head. "Seeing you speak such merciless words the moment you open your mouth puts my mind at ease."

"Speaking of which, what Senpai said when fighting the Demon God Pillar… was so vulgar!"

Hearing Mash's words, Roman, as Mash's attending physician, immediately put on a pained expression, even feeling phantom pain in his backside.

Roman immediately said, "Mash, don't learn these vulgar words; they're not good for your physical and mental health."

"Is that so?" Mash nodded, then hummed an unknown tune and left the medical department. "Since Senpai is awake, I'll go prepare some food for Senpai!"

After Mash left, Roman immediately asked, "You said you were going to stuff it in there – that was a lie, right?"

Bai Ming grinned, but Roman did not. Bai Ming's posture clearly indicated that he wanted Roman to guess for himself, and Roman had no way of knowing whether Bai Ming would actually do it. If he said no, Bai Ming might deliberately do it. If he said yes, Bai Ming might also go along with his suggestion and stuff a Demon God Pillar into himself.

"I'm not going to say it, but why didn't you set up a magic circle to burn yourself to ashes upon death?"

"Sigh..."

Roman let out a long sigh, indicating he had no way to explain this to Bai Ming. Bai Ming didn't care, as he still remembered the general gist of things. Lying on the bed, Bai Ming looked around. "I have quite a few questions."

"I will only answer what I can answer as Roman Achiman."

"Ehh—" Bai Ming drew out his tone. "A coward who likes to cut ties and is afraid to face the past."

"I... you win."

Roman originally wanted to retort, but ultimately gave up. Bai Ming then became even more audacious, pinching his voice and saying, "You're so kind~"

Roman felt a chill run down his spine and could no longer maintain his composure. "You bastard, I'll show you the might of the King of Israeli Boxing!"

"Come on! My title as the Sword Saint of Great Britain isn't just for show. I swear on the name of Merlin, the Magician of Flowers—"

Bai Ming immediately rolled off the sickbed, but Roman pushed him back down. "Shouldn't you just lie here in bed?"

"Speaking of which, what are these two muddy footprints on me?"

"Ah—Akuta Hinako kicked me. Hey, come back, you're still a patient!"

Before Roman could finish speaking, he saw Bai Ming zip out of the medical room. Bai Ming's voice echoed through the entire corridor. "Waaaah! This is infuriating! Come out and face me, you gloomy woman of over 2,200 years! Akuta Hinako, let me see what your skills are after 2,000 years!"

Bai Ming, with sparks flying and lightning flashing, spun into Akuta Hinako's room like a whirlwind. He startled Akuta Hinako, who was reading. As Akuta Hinako stood up to ask Bai Ming what madness had taken him, she saw the two distinct muddy footprints on his white Master uniform. It was bad. A moment of revenge felt good, but now he had found her.

"You want me to explain?"

Akuta Hinako was already preparing to flee. Bai Ming retorted, "Hear your explanation?"

"Yes, hear my explanation."

Akuta Hinako thought to herself: Can my culture, accumulated over 2,000 years, not fool this greenhorn?

"Bai Ming never forgets a grudge! I'll explain after I kick you!"

With that, Bai Ming kicked Akuta Hinako squarely on the backside. Akuta Hinako stumbled. Akuta Hinako said angrily, "I'm telling you, don't push it. You can't even imagine my network of contacts accumulated over 2,000 years!"

Bai Ming retracted his foot. "Heh, you've been gloomy and reclusive for 2,000 years with a bunch of broken mechanical parts. You can't beat the little ones so you call the old ones, right? You're over 2,000 years old, and I'm not even a fraction of your age, you old hag. The human order is being burned outside right now. Go ahead and call someone over 2,000 years old. Chaldea could use the talent."

Akuta Hinako's face turned red. "I—those two kicks weren't intentional."

Damn it. Although she admitted to herself that it was intentional, Akuta Hinako knew it was better not to clash head-on and to bide her time for a better opportunity.

"I only planned to kick you once. Your backside feels good, firm and elastic. It seems that even if you, an old shut-in, don't move much, you still pay attention to your figure."

This is harassment, right? It definitely is, right?

Akuta Hinako couldn't take it anymore. "Damn it, you little brat Bai Ming, I'll fight you to the death!"

Akuta Hinako threw off her glasses, her hair tie, her jacket, and kicked off her shoes. She pulled out two swords from somewhere, her hair disheveled, her eyes glowing red, and charged at Bai Ming—in Akuta Hinako's view, her disguise had long been seen through by Bai Ming, so there was no need to pretend anymore.

"Come on, come on!"

Bai Ming was also getting excited and pulled out the Jade Purity Supreme Brick. "Let me see the martial arts you've cultivated for 2,000 years!"

The sword blades and the iron brick collided incessantly, sparks flying in Akuta Hinako's room.

The two of them fought from Akuta Hinako's room all the way to the corridor, where the sword blades and brick continued to clash. Then they fought their way to the control room, where the remaining Chaldea staff commented that Akuta Hinako and Bai Ming were very spirited.

Clang, clang, clang, clang.

During the continuous battle, Akuta Hinako realized something: this bastard Bai Ming was intentionally holding back, just to make her mistakenly believe that Bai Ming was nothing special, so that Bai Ming could bully her like a fool in the future.

Akuta Hinako was furious and was about to self-destruct, splattering Bai Ming with her blood, but Bai Ming gave her no chance to do so.

With the ebb and flow of the battle, Akuta Hinako was panting, while Bai Ming was in high spirits. "Are you tired already, old hag?"

"You're the old hag! Don't think I don't know you're playing me for a fool—"

Maintaining the spirit of not losing face even when losing, Akuta Hinako shot back. To her surprise, Bai Ming became even more amused. "Heh, who said this Akuta Hinako was stupid? She's not stupid at all."

"You damn..."

Seeing that Akuta Hinako was about to start arguing with him again, Bai Ming leisurely turned and walked towards Da Vinci's workshop. "Go get some sunflower seeds for the silly girl."

"...Never mind, I forgive you."

Akuta Hinako wanted to say something more, but considering that she didn't have any snacks while reading and that she disliked interacting with others at Chaldea due to her own reasons, only Bai Ming would provoke her and bicker with her from time to time. Thus, her tone softened on the spot. 'Silly girl' it is, she'll be buried in a few decades at most—wait, how is this guy Jocelyn from King Arthur's mythology?

Akuta Hinako immediately chased after him, as there were things she needed to clarify.

Chapter 30: Olga Marie, who is easily provoked, is just like a cat.

Looking at Akuta Hinako, who was trailing behind him, wanting to speak but hesitating, Bai Ming felt an overwhelming urge to laugh. He thought to himself: If he were to speak first and ask her what she wanted, then given Akuta Hinako's temperament, she would definitely stubbornly claim that he was getting sunflower seeds for her or that it was just on the way. If he didn't ask, she would probably just stare at him.

So Bai Ming stopped and looked at Akuta Hinako. "What are you following me for, Yan girl?"

Akuta Hinako looked at Bai Ming and thought: Your Yan girl mom, what the heck? Seriously, why am I following this guy to ask for clarification? What happened at Singularity F will be explained by Bai Ming at the meeting anyway, whether I ask or not, right?

Thinking of this, Akuta Hinako said, "It's just on the way... What's with that expression? Are you mocking me?!"

Bai Ming looked serious. "It's nothing. I just saw something rather cute that temporarily soothed my tense mood."

The sudden compliment made Akuta Hinako feel a little uncomfortable. This guy could also be so serious—no, when no one was taking the lead, this guy was indeed very reliable. But was this the time when someone needed to take the lead? Clearly not, so there must be something fishy about this guy suddenly becoming serious.

"Wh-what is it?"

"Akuta Hinako, you're really cute when you're not being honest."

Akuta Hinako stumbled back dozens of steps, her face a mask of terror. "You're not Bai Ming, who are you?"

Bai Ming let out a sneer, turned, and entered Da Vinci's workshop.

It was then that Akuta Hinako realized she hadn't just been teased by Bai Ming, but had also been played. However, Bai Ming had already entered Da Vinci's workshop, so it was probably best if she didn't act rashly.

Inside Da Vinci's workshop

Da Vinci looked at the beaming Bai Ming with a puzzled expression. "What happened to make you so happy?"

"Ah... nothing, it's just fun to mess with idiots," Bai Ming said, looking around. Da Vinci asked, "Bai Ming, what are you looking for in my workshop this time?"

"Why don't you have any sunflowers here? I remember you painted sunflowers quite well."

Bai Ming's comment turned the Mona Lisa's smile into the Mona Lisa's dark frown. Da Vinci said, "While I'm happy that you're giving me undeserved praise, Bai Ming, those were Vincent van Gogh's sunflowers, not mine... Never mind, Bai Ming, what do you need sunflowers for? Does your magic workshop require them?"

"Something like that. There's a method that uses a blast furnace for smelting, and it requires a few sunflower seeds."

"...You just want to roast some seeds, don't you?"

"As expected of Da Vinci, you really understand me!"

Bai Ming gave Da Vinci a thumbs-up. Da Vinci took a few deep breaths, holding her chest. "Wait here, I'll get them for you."

"O, man of miracles—"

Bai Ming exclaimed. Da Vinci rolled her eyes at him. "Please don't treat me like Doraemon, thank you. Speaking of which, that Grand Holy Grail— did you collect it using the 'Sleeve of Heaven' from Eastern mythological tales?"

"Hmm— you could say that."

Bai Ming produced the Grand Holy Grail with a flick of his wrist. "I'd like to ask Da Vinci if it's possible to remake this. While ensuring its function as a timely magic core, we can change the rules of the Grand Holy Grail. It can summon Servants, but without Servants having to kill each other to collect souls. We can simply use it as a portable summoning system."

"No problem. I heard from Mash that you collected quite a lot of magic materials in Singularity F, right?"

Da Vinci's meaning was clear: she wanted some magic materials as payment. Bai Ming immediately agreed to Da Vinci's request, leaving half of the Evil Bones in Da Vinci's workshop. Da Vinci smacked her lips and tossed a bag of raw sunflower seeds to Bai Ming. "So generous?"

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