Whose Type-Moon Is Like This?!
Chapter 7

What Kind of Type-Moon Is This!

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"This is what you forced me to do, Joslin."

Shadows began to envelop Vortigern.

Vortigern met the vast expanse of dark clouds with a roar.

Previously, the darkness had only covered his armor and his eyes, but now, Vortigern had completely lost his sanity.

The dragon head appeared, and a pitch-black demonic dragon that blotted out the sky emerged.

[Gawain's magic was nearly depleted, so you took the Sword of Assured Victory from Gawain. With one sword and one halberd in hand, you charged straight at Vortigern.]

"Let me see. Honestly, the Grandmaster was a bit irresponsible, throwing a weapon at me and not telling me how to use it."

Bai Ming first grumbled. As soon as he finished complaining, he seemed to understand something, and his smile gradually turned sinister. "Vortigern! I'm going to fuck you up!"

First, he used the Spirit Devouring Qi Gathering Method to temporarily expand his magic reserves, then injected the excess magic into the holy sword and the battle halberd.

Instantly, lightning, starlight, and sunlight flashed and erupted from the two weapons. Bai Ming threw the halberd directly. The demonic dragon slapped the halberd, and the shadows instantly enveloped it.

With the other dragon palm, it struck towards Bai Ming. Bai Ming held the sword in one hand, threw the Sword of Assured Victory as well, and shouted, "Oriole's Return, Swan's Light!"

From afar, Gawain watched his father throw the holy sword like a brick, and his heart was about to break.

The light and heat emitted by the thrown holy sword continuously melted the shadows cast by Vortigern. Finally, the holy sword was sent flying by Vortigern's dragon palm. Gawain immediately turned and ran to find his holy sword.

During this time, Bai Ming also ran out of the demonic dragon Vortigern's line of sight.

The next moment, the halberd in the shadows shone with starlight, directly breaking through the shadows. It then transformed into a stream of light, piercing the demonic dragon's foot like an oriole, and then turned into a stream of light directly towards Vortigern's head.

To Vortigern, the Pojun Divine Lightning Halberd was like a mosquito during a summer nap – visible, audible, but hard to defeat. The demonic dragon Vortigern and the halberd began their dance.

The demonic dragon's blood splattered out, and Bai Ming, with great interest, began to collect the blood and the dragon scales shattered by the Jade Purity Divine Lightning contained within the halberd.

[A spiral of light suddenly shot over from a distance, piercing the demonic dragon Vortigern.]

[Your head was taken by Artoria, and Vortigern reverted to his human form, falling heavily in front of you. Vortigern, who had wanted to say something, was killed by you before he could utter his last words.]

[Your halberd turned into a stream of light and entered your sea of consciousness.]

[Yuanshi Tianzun watched your entire battle. He began to ponder some things and realized that your fighting style had some similarities with Guangchengzi's.]

[Your Jade Purity Grandmaster thought of something very happy and then refined a handy "brick" for you from an incredibly hard material.]

Bai Ming: "Grandmaster, I am honored by your favor."

[Vortigern's rebellion ended. At a celebration banquet after the war, you finally welcomed the retirement you had longed for for over a decade. Morgan's favor towards Artoria increased.]

[Also retiring were your battle-hardened comrades Eufis and Brastias, with whom you had fought for over a decade.]

[Your son Agravain succeeded Eufis as the Minister of Rites, your son Gawain succeeded as the Palace Guard Commander, your son Gaheris began assisting Gawain, Mordred joined the Knights of the Round Table, and Gareth joined the Knights of the Round Table.]

[At the banquet before your retirement, you met Lancelot's gaze and beat him up under the guise of mentoring a junior.]

[Your favor towards Lancelot increased.]

[At the reception, you discussed with Tristan his past before coming to Wales to become a Knight of the Round Table.]

[This was something that had to be discussed regarding Isolde and Tristan, whom you paid the most attention to.]

Chapter Twelve: Before I Snatch Your Mom Out, Merlin's Plan Is This!

[Under the watchful eyes of Morgan and Artoria, Tristan was led astray by you after being plied with alcohol.]

"Isolde!!! My love!!!"

The drunken Tristan abandoned his elegance and shouted hoarsely, while Lancelot and Gawain, also drunk, shouted along: "Isolde!"

Merlin looked at Bai Ming and said, "Duke Joslyn, this is your doing."

"Yes, it is."

Bai Ming said shamelessly, even proudly, "What is chivalry? Humility, honor, sacrifice, valor, compassion, honesty, justice, reverence for the divine. I made Sir Tristan express his inner love heartbrokenly, honestly, and bravely. Isn't this a manifestation of compassion in chivalry?

Poor soul... the woman he loves is occupied by his own uncle. The King of Ireland rewarded the princess to the dragon slayer. The dragon was killed by Old Cui, what does his uncle have to do with it."

Artoria finally couldn't hold back, gripped Bai Ming's hand sincerely, and whispered, "Enough, stop talking about your chivalry. Do you know what the rumors will be?"

Morgan casually quipped, "Duke Joslyn, under King Arthur, the so-called King of Knights, is tarnishing chivalry? Such rumors started when Uther, that old fossil, was alive. When Bai... Joslyn was in charge, the rumors completely disappeared.

Speaking of which, Arthur, has King Leodegrance's daughter been watching you?"

"It seems so..."

[As you were discussing, King Leodegrance's daughter approached, introduced herself gracefully, and began chatting with Artoria.]

[You and Merlin exchanged a glance, deciding to watch Artoria's amusement. Thus, you dragged Morgan away.]

"My dear, let's watch Lily's fun."

"...?"

"Let's watch how Lily completely captivates this Guinevere, then is forced to marry Princess Guinevere under everyone's cheers, and on their wedding night, tells her, 'Hey, Guinevere, there's something I have to tell you, I'm actually a woman,' and finally turns a lover into a buddy."

[Morgan noticed that you seemed like a different person after confirming your retirement.]

"So... how could someone facilitate this?"

Morgan felt confused, and you gestured for Morgan to look around, only to find Merlin was gone.

Merlin truly was the biggest busybody, so Morgan wasn't surprised. Bai Ming said, "Camelot needs a joyous occasion right now to lift everyone's spirits."

Morgan pondered for a moment before finally saying, "Whatever you say. After tonight, take a good bath, then accompany me—actually, I've always been curious about something. Why don't you keep lovers? By rights, most people start keeping lovers as soon as they gain a noble title."

The reason Morgan asked this was that Bai Ming had no shortage of energy, so she was genuinely curious.

"Huh? After I joined the Order of Knights, the only woman I met before meeting you was your mother. The rest of the time, I was either practicing martial arts myself or leading the entire Order of Knights in practice. Don't you know that when I was regent, the nobles would scrutinize whether they had said the wrong thing just by me frowning? I was afraid I would dissolve easily in water, so I had to become strong. That way, when I did dissolve easily in water, I could make them all dissolve with me."

Morgan: OVO?

"Isn't that because your actions are... too immoral?"

"How is that immoral..."

As he spoke, Bai Ming seemed to recall something else.

[Talent Stele Shift activated]

[You considered that although Vortigern had returned to human form, he was still a white dragon in essence, a great source of materials. Thus, you left the banquet, dug up Vortigern's grave, and refined Vortigern's body into useful materials using the External Elixir Chrysopoeia Technique]

[Afterward, you made a cenotaph for Vortigern using his clothes]

[Morgan watched your actions in silence]

"I... I haven't done anything to make you resent me, have I?"

Morgan's words were filled with uncertainty, while Bai Ming immediately said, "If I resented you, I would have dealt with you on the spot. Why would I be holding back for now?"

Morgan fell silent.

It seemed... that made sense?

Then Morgan asked again, "How much longer until the game you mentioned ends?"

Bai Ming replied, "I don't know. Anyway, once we're done here, we'll meet in the future. If you have the ability to live until the future, find me at Chaldea in Antarctica in 2015. If you don't have the ability, then do something grand, register yourself on the Throne of Heroes, and respond to my summon when I call for you."

[Morgan didn't reply further, only dragging you back to your fiefdom, then bathing with you and embracing until you were in bed, spending a pleasant night together]

[After your glorious retirement, you could finally do things you enjoyed. You could enter and exit the palace freely without announcement—though you could already do so without Artoria's explicit instructions, you had her specially mention it for her sake]

[After you wandered around for a week, Artoria finally stopped you. Of course, she wasn't planning to hold you accountable for anything; she just wanted to talk with you]

In a place where only you and Artoria were present, Artoria said with a complicated expression, "I... am going to get married."

"Isn't that a good thing—"

Bai Ming replied, but then he thought about it and felt something was off.

The last time someone told him something like this was a few days before the former Queen Igraine became pregnant with Artoria. When he was regent, Morgan had gone from Duchess to Queen.

And the person who told him such a thing was King Arthur's father, King Uther, who was sick with love. Then he had ridden his horse to snatch the woman King Uther loved back.

"You... you wouldn't have taken a liking to some woman and want me to snatch her back for you, would you? Wait here, I'll contact Eufis right away."

"Oh! No!"

Artoria suddenly became anxious. "Joslyn, you know me. I'm a girl. I've been disguising myself as a man with illusions. How could I marry that Guinevere!"

"Sigh..."

Bai Ming sighed and said, "You and King Uther really have a lot in common. Why do these things always have to be asked of me? Do I look like I'm an expert in relationships?"

Artoria asked in surprise, "Aren't your relations with your Royal Sister quite good?"

"Then do you think Morgan is male or female?"

Upon hearing this, Artoria had a sudden realization: "—Right! Then I'll go ask my Royal Sister."

[Artoria went to ask Morgan, and Morgan did have some methods that could barely be called methods, but Artoria believed this method required your consent]

"So... what's the method?"

Bai Ming felt something was a bit off. Morgan actually had a solution?

Artoria said seriously, "My Royal Sister knows a transformation spell. You'll marry Guinevere on my behalf."

Morgan turned her gaze to the side, avoiding eye contact with Bai Ming.

Bai Ming suddenly asked, "Morgan, you're asking about Merlin's plan, right? Before I snatched your mother away, Merlin's plan was this!"

Artoria: (OwO)?

Chapter Thirteen: The Relationship Between ●●

[Your words caused Morgan to fall silent for a few seconds, then Morgan pulled Artoria and gave Artoria another method]

[Artoria left with a subtle expression, and you looked at Morgan with displeasure]

"What other terrible idea have you come up with now?"

Morgan declared confidently, "Don't worry, it's definitely not a terrible idea."

"...I hope so."

[You didn't actually believe Morgan's words. After all, Artoria kept looking at you as she left with the second method. If you said there was no connection at all, you wouldn't believe it]

[Later, on the day Artoria married Guinevere as a man, you learned what terrible idea Morgan had come up with]

Inside the palace, Artoria, facing Bai Ming in Arthur's guise, said, "Guinevere and I have discussed it, and Guinevere has agreed."

Although Artoria had agreed to love Guinevere as a man for a lifetime, she truly lacked the ability to do such things. However, according to Morgan, as an incarnation of the Red Dragon, her feelings in this regard might be minimal, but for Guinevere, these were normal physiological needs.

She couldn't satisfy Guinevere, and Guinevere could only endure it. But if this continued, it was inevitable that Guinevere would stray.

Artoria believed that rather than Guinevere straying in the future, and it being unclear which of her knights she would stray with, it would be better to let the "red apricot" rot within the wall. At the very least, she had grown up under Duke Joslyn's watchful eye, and besides the old knights and her own elder sister, she knew Duke Joslyn best.

Bai Ming felt something was wrong and asked, "Agreed to what?"

Artoria's tone was serious. She took out a dagger from under her thick, quilt-like cloak and held it to her neck, slowly saying:

"You and she will be lovers... um... lovers also include me. This is the King's order, and it cannot be disobeyed. So, accept the order, Duke Joslyn.

If you defy me... don't worry, I won't confiscate your property or exterminate your clan. I also know I can't defeat you, so I'll just die in front of you. My elder sister said you are the most trustworthy person. If I die in front of you, then you will have gone against the wishes of my father, King Uther."

Bai Ming: "?"

Mor—gan! What the hell did you say to Lily! Lily's gone dark!

Bai Ming said, "Why don't you just stab yourself? If you die, I'll become regent and find a way to have Merlin pull King Uther out of the underworld to be reborn."

Artoria: "?" Elder sister, this method won't work either?

Artoria asked again, "Really can't do it?"

Bai Ming angrily said, "Do you want my reputation to be completely ruined?"

"But... you don't have a good reputation among those old nobles either?"

Artoria's sentence, like a successful skill check, silenced Bai Ming.

"It seems... that makes sense... but what's the difference between this and the previous method?"

"Um... it's open, proper, and legal?" Artoria said, "Actually, the lives of other nobles are far more decadent than you think. They even hinted to me that I should renovate the large bathhouse left by the Romans, the one where men and women bathed together."

Seeing that Bai Ming remained unmoved, Artoria looked around. When she saw no one was around, she quickly took two steps to Bai Ming's side and grabbed his arm, "Please! Joslyn! I beg you! It's better for you to do this than for Guinevere to end up cheating with someone unknown!"

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