The Captain Just Wants to Go Home and Play Games
Chapter 145

Making MAD Videos Is a Dead End

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That's right, in Kallen's mind, the other party was a typical bad parent, a negative role model, and she couldn't let him come into contact with Theresa's dangerous person!

After stacking his armor and resistances to the maximum, Mo Yi released Kallen's hand.

Kallen was taken aback at first, not expecting the other party to let her go so easily. Then she smiled coldly to herself: Let me beat you up to vent my anger, but you said I'd kick your nose right now, you big liar Mo Yi!

Without hesitation, Kallen unleashed a stylish roundhouse kick, aiming directly at Mo Yi's nose.

Mo Yi was prepared for the other party's reaction. He knew that Kallen Kaslana's character was upright, straightforward, and natural, as well as violent, gentle, and strong, along with the adorable, quirky, and lesbian traits unique to women of the Kaslana family.

Yes, the key point is violence!

Even though the Sin Hunter keeps insisting that she is not Kallen 500 years ago, she was born in the same body and received some of Kallen's memories, so she still developed towards the personality of the real Kallen.

However, due to its own origins, it possesses a certain gloom and rationality.

Then came the sound of a "snap".

Of course, it wasn't the sound of Mo Yi's nose breaking, but rather the sound of the opponent kicking the shield, the sound of Mo Yi's face being harder than diamond.

In particular, one of Mo Yi's Character Card is Rammus, the Skarner, who can be said to be one of the tankiest tanks in the entire Honor of Kings. Unlike other tanks, his defensive ability 'Spiked Carapace' not only greatly increases his armor and resistance, but can also reflect damage.

That's right, this is a steel turtle with built-in anti-tank armor.

Although Kallen was angry, she couldn't seriously attack Mo Yi. This cool spinning kick looked fierce, but it was actually just her physical strength, and she even controlled the kick a bit. If it had been accompanied by Honkai Energy, it wouldn't have broken Mo Yi's nose, but directly smashed Mo Yi's head.

Of course, she should be glad she didn't use too much force, otherwise she wouldn't have been caught off guard and squatted down holding her feet, but instead her legs would have been blown off by the counterattack.

My feet—

Kallen clutched her foot. Although she was used to pain, it still hurt when it was supposed to. What angered her most was that the other person had said she could beat him up to vent her anger, and that was true. The other person hadn't dodged, whether because he hadn't reacted in time or was deliberately ignoring her kicks.

At this moment, Kallen was certain that the other party had done it on purpose!

But why is that person so shameless?! Kicking them in the face actually injured my own foot.

The ability from before, or the current damage reflection ability?

What the heck is this awakened ability?!

Kallen sensed it for a moment and knew that she had a minor fracture in her right foot.

Thanks to the powerful regenerative abilities provided by Honkai Energy and Moon Energy, it will heal automatically after a short while, so there's no major problem.

"You wretched bastard, are you satisfied now!"

Kallen, the Sin Hunter always maintained a cool and aloof persona in public, could no longer keep it up. Her mentality was about to collapse, and she said viciously, "If toying with me is your goal, then let me tell you, you succeeded! You big liar, you bastard, you pervert!"

Mo Yi: "..."

You couldn't break my defense and instead got hurt in return, so how did it become my fault?

Of course, it wasn't entirely wasted; at least the other party's shoe, whether clean or not, successfully touched Mo Yi's face.

Thinking of this, Mo Yi took out a wet tissue and wiped his face.

"I've stood here all this way to vent your anger, and now you're blaming me for having too high a defense?"

Kallen: "..."

She couldn't refute what the other person said, and the act of wiping her face made her even angrier!

Is this a sarcastic remark implying that her attacks only tarnish his image?

PS: Episode 23: 'Let me see what makes you so confident you can take my kitchen, True Kiana!' Raiden Mei, determined, her eyes blazing with fire, picked up a piece of salt and pepper ribs to try. Mo Yi, who inadvertently witnessed this scene—or rather, was captivated by the chef's aura emanating from Miss Mei —couldn't help but think, "It's just a meal, does it have to be so serious? I thought you two were having a dance competition." At this moment, Mo Yi only sigh, "No wonder they're the official couple; they're attracted to each other from their very first meeting." Meanwhile, Pufferfish Kiana, after trying a couple of pieces to nitpick, was immediately captivated by the other's culinary skills. "Why, why is it so delicious!" In terms of skill alone, it far surpasses Mei's; only Mo Yi's serious cooking could compare! "No, I can't control my hands and mouth anymore, damn it!" True Kiana smiled faintly, inwardly sneering, "How could you know how much preparation I've made to reunite with Mo Yi!" You bunch of scoundrels think you can fight me? Tonight I'll feed you peaches!

Chapter 130: Making MADs is a Dead End

"How about I take a look? I know a little about medical skills."

Seeing that Kallen was squatting there holding her foot and not daring to rub it, Mo Yi guessed that she must have broken it.

For minor injuries like sprains, gentle rubbing can provide some relief. However, fractures should not be moved unnecessarily, as this could worsen the injury.

According to Theresa, Kallen is an A-level Cultivator often travels for work, so she must have that much common sense.

Faced with Mo Yi's approach, Kallen, deeply wounded, directly refused, saying, "No, don't come any closer!"

They just finished teasing me, and now they want to see how I embarrass myself again. What a despicable guy!

Mo Yi: "..."

If people nearby hear you yelling like that, they might misunderstand, you idiot!

"Then I'll just leave—"

Faced with such resistance, Mo Yi had no choice but to take a roundabout approach. He stood up, pretending to walk away, and said, "How about I carry you back on my back? Would you prefer Princess carry or the traditional way of carrying someone on your back?"

Kallen is supposed to be 170 cm tall and weigh 54 kg. Despite being Kiana's awakened soul form, she is much taller and heavier than Kiana.

Of course, such a slight increase in weight is no big deal for Mo Yi. He can't even lift a road roller, let alone talk about becoming a big shot tomorrow.

Therefore, a mere hundred-odd Kallen is nothing special.

"Don't want--"

Kallen definitely refused outright, coldly saying:

"Don't think I don't know. You plan to carry me back so that when Theresa asks why I'm injured, you can tell her I was hurt because of the shockwave from kicking you, and then laugh at me!"

Mo Yi: "..."

Wow, Kallen, you're really clever! I didn't even think of that.

Mo Yi spread his hands and complained:

"Okay, I'll head back now. We're in a hurry to go ride the Ferris wheel. I'll come back to pick you up later."

"No--"

When Kallen saw that Mo Yi was really about to leave, she hurriedly tried to stop him, but the movement aggravated her injured right foot, and her resistance failed.

"Don't even think about leaving me to go find Theresa."

Mo Yi: "..."

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