The Captain Just Wants to Go Home and Play Games
Chapter 146

Pretty Good, Just a Bit of Athlete's Foot

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Where's the cool and wise Valkyrie I was promised? I don't think she's much better than Yue Xia.

Hmm, that makes sense when you think about it. This other person's personality was reborn within Kallen's body under the power of the Yue Xia. In other words, the other person's mental age is younger than the Yue Xia's, and they are not the Saintess Kallen from five hundred years ago.

Of course, even Kallen from 500 years ago didn't seem to be much better. Not only was she won over by a random passerby with a rice ball, but when she was taken back for trial by Schicksal, she didn't understand the principle of "resistance is punished severely, and you can go home for the New Year; confession is treated leniently, and you can spend your life in jail." During her self-defense, she even admitted that she had fallen in love with Yae Sakura, who was infected and became the Herrscher, trying to persuade those politicians and big shots with truth, goodness, beauty, and love. Wasn't that ridiculous?

Lilies and philosophy have been around since ancient times, but who dares to talk about them openly? Even in the feudal society of five hundred years ago, it was considered lucky that they weren't tied up like Joan of Arc and burned.

Even if Lord Green Otto and the Kaslana family wanted to save each other, they couldn't.

This explains why Kallen is Kiana's awakened soul. She may be very powerful, but she puts all her attribute points into abilities and not at all into intelligence; she is purely kind.

However, being a kind and good person is not a simple matter, because there are always more bad people than good people in this world, and bad people always want to kill good people or turn good people into bad people. If good people are not more cunning and resourceful than bad people, how can they be good people?

Therefore, it is much harder to be a good person than a bad person.

Kallen is a good person who doesn't know how to protect herself.

When Kallen tried to keep Mo Yi by acting cute, Mo Yi didn't ignore her. After all, she was Yue Xia's sister, and there would be many opportunities to meet her in the future. It wouldn't be good to just leave her behind.

Of course, all of the other party's reactions were within Mo Yi's plan.

"You can't expect me to stand here and wait for your foot to heal on its own, can you?"

"How about I take a look and heal your foot with my abilities? Or you can stay here and heal on your own. I know your healing ability is many times stronger than that of ordinary people. After we finish riding the Ferris wheel, you should be able to walk again."

Kallen: "..."

Damn it! (>皿<)

I really want to ride the Ferris wheel with Theresa!

A few seconds later, Kallen turned her head to the side, looking at the ground, and whispered, "I choose the first one—"

At this point, Mo Yi could, of course, say something like, "I don't understand, could you say it louder? Or what's the first one?" to tease the other person.

However, the two guns stuck in the other party's thighs were quite conspicuous. It's always better to leave some room for maneuver. After all, I Mo Yi, am no devil.

When Kallen saw Mo Yi squat down, she quickly took off her right shoe and sock.

Hmph, you think I don't know you're going to take off my shoes and socks later, hoping I'll make some weird noises? Kallen I want to say is, you're so naive! I'll take them off myself! And when you treat me later, you definitely won't make any weird noises or blush!

Mo Yi: "..."

Why are you taking off your shoes and socks?

Having read the novel Kallen stated matter-of-factly:

"To treat someone, you naturally need to take off your shoes and socks first. You don't even know this basic common sense, yet you call yourself a doctor?"

Mo Yi: "..."

What you said makes a lot of sense, and I'm speechless.

"Cough cough—"

"Have you read the novel 'Breaking the Firmament'?"

That's right, this is another book modified by Mo Yi. It's a typical online novel about breaking off an engagement and leveling up. There's a scene in it where the protagonist, Xiao Someone, can't have clothes in the way of helping others heal their wounds.

Don't ask why women emphasize that there should be no clothing in the way when healing, while men just brush it off. It's all about philosophy.

The real reason, of course, is that the target audience is primarily male readers, so naturally, you have to cater to them. After all, if you don't want to make a living writing books, you might as well go home and make MAD videos! (What are MAD videos? Making MAD videos is a dead end; if you ask further, it's just generics.)

How did you know?

Kallen realized she had let something slip and quickly covered her mouth. This was her little secret, one of her few hobbies, a hobby that even Theresa didn't know about.

After all, she often goes out on missions and gets bored on the road, so it's normal for her to like reading novels to pass the time.

Of course, she Taichi Theresa. She doesn't like those youth romance dramas and novels. Instead, she prefers fantasy and web novels.

The book Mo Yi mentioned, "Breaking the Firmament," is her favorite. She loves to reread it when she's in a reading slump to pass the time.

P. S.: I stayed up all night writing last night, slept after breakfast until just now, and wrote this chapter while eating.

Chapter Twenty-Four: "Damn it!" After just one bite, Raiden Mei knew she had lost. Her opponent's cooking skills far surpassed hers! Moreover, the love contained within the Culinary Heart in the dish was no less than her own. The difference was that the opponent's dish was filled with domineering power, a domineering power wrapped in skill and deep affection, yet the inherent possessiveness remained unchanged. Miss Mei's own Culinary Heart, however, followed a warm and tender path, enveloping the other person in meticulous gentleness and love, making them inseparable from her. It was probably the difference between the kingly way and the domineering way. Damn it, I absolutely will not accept this kind of cooking! Mei said to Yae Sakura in her heart, "Sakura, we still need to keep working hard!" Sobbing: "Mei, ganbatte! The real battle is just beginning!" At this moment, True Kiana said to Mo Yi, "Mo Yi, try the taste and see if you like it?" "Okay—" Mo Yi: "Kiana, you should be focusing on Mei, not me. This is putting a lot of pressure on me." Mo Yi picked up a piece and put it in his mouth. The exquisite flavor exploded in his mouth, and it wasn't just simple deliciousness; it also contained the care and love the cook had put into it. Honkai 4's Kiana's cooking skills are actually on Mo Yi with mine?!

Chapter 131: It's quite beautiful, but it has some athlete's foot.

Well, Mo Yi didn't expect that the other party had actually read his "Breaking the Firmament," a modified version of the fantasy web novels he had read in his previous life. No wonder the other party always said some outrageous things that caught Mo Yi off guard, such as the previous "Why should I explain my actions to you?"

In response to Kallen's question, Mo Yi chuckled and said:

"Because I wrote this book."

It's really nice to meet fellow book lovers like this. The last time I was this happy was when I was at Miss Mei's house.

However, Miss Mei's favorite is "Honkai Dragon", while judging from Kallen's appearance, she probably likes "Breaking the Firmament".

At that time, Miss Mei's house. However, Miss Mei's over-interpretation made Mo Yi dare not show off. What if Miss Mei asked him what the strange look in the fish meant and he couldn't answer? Wouldn't that be very embarrassing?

It's better to leave your perfect image in the hearts of die-hard fans like Miss Mei.

As for Kallen, she likes online novels, and at most she's been influenced by the coolness in them and become a bit of a chuunibyou (a person with delusions of grandeur). She wouldn't over-interpret things like Miss Mei, would she?

I, Mo Yi, will one day be able to show off in front of readers who like my books, saying, "Because I wrote this book!"

"Hmph, I don't believe it—"

Kallen directly expressed her disbelief, saying in a serious tone:

"How could Gen Urobuchi, the Warrior of Love can write such wonderful stories, be such a despicable and shameless guy as you?"

Mo Yi: "..."

How am I despicable and shameless?

At this moment, Mo Yi grabbed the other person's foot and cast a Summoner Skill 'Heal', which was manifested as a green light emanating from Mo Yi's hand.

After feeling a comfortable and warm sensation coming from the painful spot on her right foot, Kallen finally felt relieved. It seemed that the other person was genuinely helping her treat the condition, rather than taking liberties with her as before or continuing to tease her.

However, the treatment felt so good, like soaking in a hot spring. Kallen, who always endured injuries and waited for her body's healing abilities to heal, was experiencing treatment from a healing-type Awakened for the first time, and it felt incredibly comfortable. (Kiana: My goodness, we feel exactly the same! I also feel like I'm soaking in a hot spring. Usually after work, I ask Mo Yi for a healing spell, and then I feel all cute again. Just from enjoying this service so often, I feel like I can't live without his hands.)

I really want to scream!

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