The Captain Just Wants to Go Home and Play Games
Chapter 147

Everything Was the Choice of Steins;Gate!

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However, Kallen stubbornly resisted this pleasurable feeling because she had previously said she wouldn't make any strange noises or blush. She was sure the other person was waiting for her to fall for it and then laugh at her.

Because she was suppressing the urge to shout it out, Kallen naturally couldn't open her mouth to complain about Mo Yi's 'despicable and shameless behavior'—you despicable guy, isn't your current behavior of teasing me despicable and shameless?

Seeing that the other party remained silent, Mo Yi assumed that Kallen had finally realized her mistake and recognized that he Mo Yi, was a first-rate philanthropist. So he said, "Back at the water dispenser, I didn't know you were looking for Theresa. After all, you didn't say Theresa's name, only that she had white hair, then pigtails, and wore a red and black dress. But Theresa wasn't wearing pigtails today, and she was wearing a blue dress, wasn't she?"

"So you can't blame me for not recognizing him. As for giving directions, I only saw someone who looked similar near the roller coaster."

As Mo Yi spoke, he almost began to believe it himself.

"When you recognized me before, I was so terrifying, how could I dare to recognize you? I was afraid you would attack me on the spot. Of course, I wasn't afraid of you attacking me, after all, you can see that your attacks can't break through my defenses, and once I touch you, you have no chance to fight back. I just didn't want Theresa to see these things. It would be so bad for her to see her sister and friend fighting."

"Miss Kallen, don't you think so?"

"Besides, I paid for your Coke when I saw you didn't have money. I don't expect you to thank me now, since it's just two bottles of Coke, but you can't misunderstand me like this."

Kallen: "..."

Oh no, what the other person said makes so much sense and is so well-founded that I can't refute it.

But my gut feeling tells me that everything they're saying is just sophistry!

You despicable bastard! Don't think I'm some kind of dim-witted female knight from a novel, someone you've already manipulated and fooled into believing you're a good person, only to be subjected to even more outrageous teasing later!

Women are emotional beings, at least Kallen was at this moment. The effects of the healing spell had worn off, and she could speak again. However, she couldn't find any way to refute Mo Yi's explanation, but she firmly believed that it was all an evil conspiracy by the other party!

This was simply to lower her guard so that I could continue to toy with her later.

I, Kallen Mudkip, have seen through everything!

"That should be fine."

Mo Yi released Kallen's foot and said:

"Try moving around a bit and see if there are any more problems."

"Um, thank you—"

Kallen, who had already seen through Mo Yi's Mo Yi, was still grateful for his treatment. After all, things had changed, and one shouldn't completely deny someone just because they were a bad person.

After struggling for a while, Kallen realized she had no feeling in her feet, but then she noticed Mo Yi staring at them. He scoffed and said, "Are my feet pretty? But one day they'll kick—"

Mo Yi: "..."

I was just concerned about whether you were fully recovered; that's just my professional duty as a combat healer. I never expected Kallen to be such a lewd person.

Moreover, Mo Yi could roughly guess what the other party would say next; it would be something like, "I'll kick your nose or neck off."

Mo Yi interrupted directly:

Not bad—

"You just have a bit of athlete's foot. You must have traveled a long way. I suggest you wash your feet as soon as you get back."

Kallen: "..."

God, you have athlete's foot, is that the point?

And does athlete's foot really exist?

Kallen hadn't noticed this before, but with the other person still here, she certainly couldn't just smell it now to see if it was true or not.

Kallen, being a woman, naturally couldn't help but be concerned about such matters.

"No, I didn't, don't talk nonsense—"

Kallen immediately denied it, then quickly put on her socks and shoes.

"Thank you--"

After putting on her shoes and socks, Kallen stood up again, her expression finally returning to her previous icy beauty. She looked at Theresa in the distance and said, "Perhaps you are genuinely kind to Theresa, but Theresa and I are not that simple. If you continue to get closer to us, you will encounter some trouble."

"So, for Theresa's sake, and for your safety, I hope you won't have too much contact with each other after you ride the Ferris wheel."

At this point, Kallen's expression turned serious, and her tone became sincere as she said:

"I am very serious about this."

PS: Chapter 25: Even the best homemade food can taste bland after a while. But now that he's eating someone else's cooking so well, Mo Yi naturally doesn't hold back and quickly starts eating, his speed rivaling that of the Miss Pufferfish over there. Mei: "..." Damn it, it smells even better than when I cook! "Kiana, your cooking is so delicious." Mo Yi naturally doesn't hold back his praise. Maybe if she's happy, she'll have someone cook for her in the future? "I'm glad you like it. I'll cook for everyone again tonight." "How can I accept that? Everyone has the chance to come here, and it's not right to always trouble you alone." Miss Mei said kindly, "How about I cook tonight? Although my cooking might not be as good as Kiana's, it's still pretty good." "I think so too—" Mo Yi thought this rotation system was good. If one person always cooks, others will get tired of it after a few times. With a rotation system, it's more likely that the cooking will be done in shifts. As for Raiden Mei's cooking skills, Mo Yi was confident. After all, she was the official chef of Honkai Impact 3rd. Even if she couldn't compare to Kiana from Honkai 4, she was definitely better than the average person. Seeing how quickly Miss Mei had learned to cherish and pamper Kiana, Mo Yi couldn't help but sigh, "The wheel of fate is indeed ruthless!" True Kiana: "..." Damn it, even this has given Raiden Mei a way to break through. No wonder she's one of my most valued rivals. However, as the Finality, my style is far superior to yours! Your current actions are nothing but a futile struggle, like a candle flickering in the wind.

Chapter 132: Everything is the choice of Steins;Gate!

Mo Yi himself had used Kallen's warning words countless times when writing his novels.

The general template is: Don't come near me anymore. Otherwise, you'll get caught up in the trouble I cause!

As for the female lead's identity and why she was implicated, she simply refused to say.

Don't ask. The more you know, the more dangerous it is!

This leads to the male protagonist always being completely bewildered when facing unknown enemies. After being ambushed and beaten, he doesn't even know why. Only after a lot of investigation does he find out that the female protagonist is either the Holy Maiden of X, or the fiancée of the villain who is about to be defeated by X, or some kind of alien Princess.

In the end, the male protagonist figured out why he couldn't get close to the other person, then leveled up to prepare, and finally went to defeat the bosses that were preventing the two of them from being together.

If the female lead had told the male lead from the beginning why he couldn't get close to her, wouldn't the author have saved hundreds of thousands of words of plot?

Therefore, under these circumstances, the female lead would absolutely not tell the male lead. By the time the male lead wanted to find the female lead the next day to ask her what was going on, she had already been sent to the Demon King's castle to wait for the male lead to rescue her.

Mo Yi liked to write like this when he wrote novels, but in reality, this kind of plot was the most annoying.

Don't you think those troubles will just come knocking if you don't tell me?

This is clearly exploiting people's curiosity to lure me into continuing the investigation. This kind of female lead is simply wicked!

For example, at this moment, Mo Yi naturally knew that the trouble Kallen was referring to was Otto Apocalypse, the Pot of this World of the Honkai World.

So, Mo Yi said directly:

"I know you're talking about Schicksal Bishop Otto Apocalypse— "

"Even without you, I have already deeply offended him. Even if he doesn't care about me, I will probably continue to offend him in the future."

Kallen: "..."

This feeling of wanting to hide something from the other person, only to have them look completely bewildered and say, "I knew it! Didn't I tell you?" drives her crazy.

She didn't completely believe what Mo Yi said, but decided to listen for the time being.

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