The Captain Just Wants to Go Home and Play Games
Chapter 280

Grand Beauty Hazama

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Having regained his full energy and spirit, Mo Yi automatically stopped sleeping and slowly woke up. When he opened his eyes, he met the gaze of the Her Highness the Princess.

Mo Yi: "..."

Waking up to find yourself being stared at at close range is a very strange feeling.

Fortunately Mo Yi immediately recognized the Her Highness the Princess's beautiful face, and no embarrassing or unfortunate incidents occurred. For example, Mo Yi, who was so frightened, woke up and immediately slapped the Princess repeatedly.

"Your Her Highness the Princess, why are you staring at me instead of playing games?"

Her Highness the Princess: "..."

Oh no! I didn't expect that after talking to the sleeping person for so long, they would have already woken up and discovered that I had been watching them while they were asleep.

As originally planned, Her Highness the Princess intended to take out her handheld console and pretend to be engrossed in the game when Mo Yi was about to wake up.

The Princess, who panicked for a second, quickly found a suitable reply:

You were just talking in your sleep—

"I was a little curious, but I never expected you to be this kind of person."

Mo Yi: "..."

Did I say something strange?

"Tsk tsk—"

Having successfully diverted the topic, the Her Highness the Princess said with a look of disdain and pleasure, "I won't tell a pervert like you that."

Mo Yi: "..."

Okay, so what exactly did I inadvertently reveal?

Her Highness the Princess: Hmph, I'm not telling you, I'll just give you my thoughts. She says she doesn't care, but deep down she's really bothered by it—such a tsundere!

After a fruitless tussle, Mo Yi got up from the Princess's lap pillow and was fully revived!

Then he noticed the Princess was still sitting in the same position she had been in when he fell asleep, and said rather apologetically, "Thank you, Your Her Highness the Princess— "

"You're not going to stay in that position forever, are you?"

After being used as a pillow for so long, doesn't the other person's thigh go numb?!

P. S.: My cousin is getting married today, and I'm going to the wedding banquet. I don't know when I'll get home. After the ride, I'll definitely be out of sorts. Yes, I'm the kind of person who gets carsick and feels nauseous and dizzy when I'm in a car.

Chapter 144: After successfully extracting a portrait of Shenqi painted by Alice herself from Alice, Mo Yi slipped out again while Alice was resting. He then cautiously returned to the previous dark room and met Shenqi. "Lord Kishin, this is the painting you wanted—" Shenqi took the portrait as if it were a treasure, and immediately burst into tears. Mo Yi: "..." Speechless, Mo Yi could only stand beside her, watching the sexy Shenqi embarrass herself online. Perhaps because Mo Yi had completed his mission, Shenqi's favorability and trust towards Mo Yi increased significantly. She then explained why she had been avoiding Alice and him these past few days. Simply put, after Alice saw her, her "old mother," she had no reason to stay in the Demon Realm. So, cleverly, she prevented Alice from seeing her, allowing Alice to stay indefinitely while she could secretly observe Alice, satisfying her own feelings of love for her daughter.

Chapter 257: The Crowned Beauty Hazama

Faced with Mo Yi's question, in order to maintain her dignity as the World's Number One Princess, the Princess instinctively wanted to say arrogantly, "You're overthinking it. I just saw you were about to wake up, so I moved you from the pillow back onto my lap to give you some inexplicable satisfaction." She gave a half-truthful answer to fool Mo Yi. However, having been teased and then run away by Mo Yi earlier, the Her Highness the Princess swallowed her words and laughed, "You know how tired I am. My legs have been numb for a while. If they don't recover, I'll have to commit suicide."

"Look how good Princess to you, how are you going to repay me?"

Princess Beast Lord unleashed the Grass-type Pokemon's ultimate move, 'Solar Beam,' and charged in.

Mo Yi: "..."

Why did I talk so much? Now that the Her Highness the Princess has asked me a question, I really don't know how to answer.

Hmm, it's possible that Her Highness the Princess's lap pillow was too comfortable, causing Mo Yi to fall into a daze and his brain hasn't started working properly yet.

Faced with the Her Highness the Princess's 'Sunlight Blaze', the Magical Cat Mo Yi decided to use the divine skill 'Guard', which is said to be able to withstand all attacks.

"No need to commit suicide, I'll help you with some treatment—"

"As for repaying me, I'll give you my lap pillow three times next time. Isn't that sincere enough?!"

This is a shameless trick that Mo Yi learned from Kiana. As long as you have thick skin, you can eat pufferfish!

Her Highness the Princess: "..."

Who the hell cares about your knees... cough cough, maybe I could give it a try, otherwise wouldn't this Princess just be getting freebies?!

Using a 'healing spell' to rub the Princess's numb thigh, and after exchanging a few pleasantries, the two finally started talking about serious matters.

The so-called serious matter is naturally about winning over Yuuka Kazami. The Her Highness the Princess spent so much manpower and resources, but it was all just a pretext. Everything was to give Mo Yi a way to defeat Yuuka Kazami in an alternative way.

After ten minutes, Her Highness the Princess explained the specific arrangements and points to note to Mo Yi, then looked at Mo Yi and said, "Your role later will be representing Eientei's steward in the battle. Yuuka Kazami has already seen your true appearance, which won't do—"

The Princess's original plan was to make Mo Yi her 'Young Mistress Kaguya's personal butler'. This would allow Mo Yi to 'unintentionally' defeat Yuuka Kazami attention, and through various clever maneuvers, introduce Mo Yi to the other female youkai in Gensokyo, so that they would understand that Mo Yi is her treasure Houraisan Kaguya.

Mo Yi had already fought with Reimu Hakurei once. According to the original plan, when Yuuka Kazami cooking, as soon as she saw Mo Yi, she would immediately abandon cooking and jump up to fight Mo Yi with a dance. In that case, all the plans would be meaningless. It would be better to give Mo Yi a full dose of various Eirin-brand enhancement potions from the beginning and let him fight Reimu Hakurei with his fists.

"However, this little matter is no problem for this genius!"

Hōrai, Genius Kaguya, unleashes her full power!

The Princess pointed to where Mo Yi was sitting and said:

"You sit here quietly now."

After saying that, the Her Highness the Princess ran to the side and started rummaging around. A minute later, she returned carrying a pair of things.

"Mo Yi, stand up first—"

Next, the Her Highness the Princess took a bunch of strange clothes and compared them to Mo Yi, and then quickly put together a very handsome suit with a lunar theme.

"Once the clothes are sorted out, the next step is appearance—"

Randomly, the Her Highness the Princess opened a rather extravagant makeup case and laughed, "This is a prop I invented out of boredom, the 'Gaia Foundation.' It can completely transform you into someone else, so that Yuuka Kazami won't recognize you."

"According to the plan, once we win the cooking competition, it won't matter if the other party recognizes us—"

"Eientei is my Princess!"

After saying that, Her Highness the Princess was about to pick up all sorts of strange things and start messing around with Mo Yi's face.

Mo Yi: "..."

"Etc--"

Mo Yi finally realized what was wrong! He remembered the origin of 'Gaia Foundation'!

Your Her Highness the Princess, do you think I haven't seen 'Akame ga Kill!'?

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