I, Mo Yi, Have Always Wanted to Become a Dancer

Now, Sakuya Izayoi's feelings were very complicated. All she could think was, "Holy crap," "Why did it turn out like this?" and "I can't get excited anymore."

Mo Yi: "??!"

If you ask why, it's simply because my art style is already superior to yours, Izayoi Dio Sakuya!

"Head Maid—"

Mo Yi put down the kitchen knife, turned to look at Sakuya Izayoi, and asked in return:

"You don't actually think you're the only one who can manipulate time, do you?"

Sakuya Izayoi: "..."

Isn't that right?!

Since the Eternal Night Incident has not yet occurred, the Her Highness the Princess with the ability to manipulate time has not yet made her grand entrance. Over the years, Sakuya Izayoi has truly never encountered another opponent with the ability to manipulate time.

Moreover, time-related abilities, in most films and TV series, are unique to the big bosses (Dio's time stop, Yoshikage Kira's Loser Eats Dust, Diavolo's time erasure, and Pucci's accelerated time), and are one of the ultimate realms that ordinary gods cannot reach.

Seeing the other party's bewildered expression, Mo Yi knew it was time to show off and undermine their confidence. He sighed and said, "The owner of the time (refrigerator) is me, Hōrai Hazama!"

Sakuya Izayoi, who was always very confident in her time management skills, couldn't accept this fact for a while. She even made frequent mistakes while cooking, causing her to throw away and redo the dishes several times.

Seeing the opponent's performance, Mo Yi knew that the head maid had already lost and was no longer a reliable indicator.

Next

After time returned to normal, Mo Yi turned his gaze to the other side, to Youmu Konpaku Youmu, the head chef of Hakugyokurou.

Because her master, Saigyouji Yuyuko, is the embodiment of the Gensokyo (a serious lie, not actually true), Konpaku Youmu must prepare thousands of normal-sized meals every day to fill Saigyouji Yuyuko's stomach in order to protect Gensokyo. Otherwise, she will transform into the seventh demon god of the world, the evil god Brash, and destroy Gensokyo.

As the saying goes, practice makes perfect. Under such a workload, Konpaku Youmu naturally honed her culinary skills to a level that was almost divine!

P. S.: Does anyone have any interesting novels to recommend lately? Let me, the author, find some inspiration (this one's well-written, but it belongs to me Mo Yi, now!).

Chapter 153, Kiana: Pufferfish Chapter 1.0 (Continuing from Honkai Impact 4): Kiana has been quite happy since her rebirth. She's not worried about the future, as she's now the legendary ultimate Pufferfish Beast Thirteen Core Drive, and the final boss lives in the next room. She's constantly bickering with him, so she doesn't think the real Kiana is a bad person. Of course, she still finds him very annoying— Mo Yi was here first, and now he's stealing her achievements—it's strange not to hate him. However, she's no longer worried about the final battle happening again, because she now has the power to protect Mo Yi and prevent him from perishing alongside Lord Green Otto. More importantly, although their relationship isn't great now, their desire to protect Mo Yi is the same. However, Kiana is still a little troubled because she's noticed that Mo Yi doesn't seem to like playing with her anymore!

Chapter 266: I, Mo Yi, also long to become a dancer.

If a man becomes a legend by selling countless swords over many years, then Konpaku Youmu is an example of someone who has mastered the ability of "Infinite Cooking" by cooking countless times!

Judging from her name, you can tell that she is like the head maid who has unlimited time to refine her dishes because of time stopping. Konpaku Youmu's special ability is to cook in huge quantities and at high speed.

Of course, such abilities would be most suitable for a cooking team, and in a cooking competition, only the ability to cook at high speed is truly useful.

Even so, the culinary skills that have reached an inhuman level due to the number of times she has cooked are incomparable to those of other contestants, such as the Hakurei Shrine Maiden Hakurei Reimu who came to participate for a consolation prize and learned while cooking, or Marisa who is good at making poisonous mushroom soup. These are just small fry contestants used to highlight the real masters.

Mo Yi's gaze was undisguised as he observed her. Even sensing Mo Yi's gaze, Konpaku Youmu remained unaffected, maintaining a serious expression as she tossed the materials she needed to process into the air.

"Eternal Future Slash!"

Konpaku Youmu unsheathed his two demon swords, one long and one short, simultaneously, transforming into endless blade light. The materials that were falling due to gravity, upon encountering the blade light, were orderly placed on the table as if undergoing the most rigorous mechanical division during their descent.

"Such astonishing swordsmanship—"

To be honest, Konpaku Youmu's swordsmanship was the most amazing swordsmanship Mo Yi had ever seen outside of League of Legends heroes. Perhaps because she was not human, she was able to do things that most humans could not do in their entire lives. Her sword moves explained the principles of the Six Paths of Reincarnation, a realm that ordinary people could not understand.

But is it really okay for the other party to use such inhuman swordsmanship to actually slice through vegetables, and even break bones and separate flesh?

Of course, life always forces people to go in undesirable directions. Just like me, Mo Yi, I have also thought about becoming a dancer!

The other Konpaku Youmu, has simply changed from a swordsman to a chef, which is perfectly normal.

"Did you feel it?"

Mo Yi's gaze was never concealed from the other party. The fact that Konpaku Youmu used such swordsmanship to cook was somewhat like a declaration of war against Mo Yi.

"This is my sword intent—"

"If you are also a true swordsman, then show me your true skill!"

Of course, besides Sakuya Izayoi and Konpaku Youmu, everyone else was also working hard to cook.

Another nine-tailed fox spirit that Mo Yi noticed was Yakumo Ran, who was making her favorite and most skilled dish: fried tofu, a favorite among fox spirits.

As for Little Bones Mistia Loreira, she was also making her signature dish, 'Grilled Lamprey'. (Hagfish, a type of seafood that seems quite 'healing'; the author doesn't recommend looking it up on Baidu, as seeing it will remind you of the horror of being dominated by aliens.)

Finally, there's the combination of Yuuka Kazami and Alice. Since Yuuka Kazami was originally a student of Alice, and Alice was skilled in Western cuisine, especially the pastries commonly seen in afternoon tea, the dish the two made was a normal cake.

Because Alice received Mo Yi's reply, she realized that she had been friends with Yuuka Kazami for so many years, and it wouldn't be good for her to hold her back.

The contestants on stage were fiercely competing, and the atmosphere offstage was just as enthusiastic!

For example, Remilia, sitting under a parasol and holding a glass of red wine, is trying her best to maintain a cool pose, watching her head maid's hard work.

Cooking a dish doesn't take long, but it's not short either. However, Remilia maintained an elegant and dignified posture to preserve her non-existent dignity. To be honest, she was quite tired at that moment.

Normally, maintaining a pose only requires a few minutes in front of Sakuya Izayoi or a friend, after which you can lie down or wander around. But today, having to sit upright for so long is really difficult for Remilia, who still has the body of a young girl.

But for the sake of the Scarlet Devil Mansion's dignity, she had no choice but to bear this corresponding burden!

Meanwhile, in the distance from the crowd, Reisen, having finished reporting to Yagokoro Eirin, hid in a corner where no one noticed her, watching Mo Yi on the stage, clenching her fists, and silently cheering him on.

When Reisen went to report, she thought she would be caught and dissected on the operating table by her master. However, as soon as she applied the medicine to Mo Yi, he interrupted her and said that it was fine as it was.

Yagokoro Eirin: Although Reisen is the most suitable and necessary sacrifice for the Princess's happiness, she is still nominally her apprentice, and her conscience bothers her a little after being tricked like this. (It will be fine in a few hours.)

Just like the usual heartache (and pleasure) of testing medicine on Reisen, Yagokoro Eirin Reisen away so that she wouldn't find out anything was wrong.

Yes, unless the other person is driven to Mo Yi's side, the love potion will hardly work.

So, after praising Reisen a couple of times, Yagokoro Eirin told Reisen to leave and do what she wanted.

Yagokoro Eirin: Reisen, who also took the love potion, will be attracted to another person who took the love potion, as long as there is no external influence!

"Mr. Mo Yi, keep it up!"

Just looking at Mo Yi from a corner made Reisen feel her heart pounding, as if she were experiencing a relapse of myocardial infarction.

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Reisen, clasping her hands tightly against her heart and feeling her heart pounding, murmured to herself, "Why is this place filled with such a happy... blissful feeling?"

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