Miss: I've Got High Hopes for You. Come Cook at My House
A childish yet arrogant loli voice rang in Mo Yi's ears, but Mo Yi ignored it because the voice was calling out to a human.
His own name is Mo Yi, but it cannot represent the entire human race.
My gaze remained fixed on the stage, where Alice was beating up Marisa.
Speaking of which, in many fanfics, Alice is one of Marisa's harem members, but now that I see it, it feels very incongruous. Could it be that their relationship was developed through beatings?
"Hello--"
"Did you hear me? I'm condescending to speak to you, and you dare to ignore me?!"
The voice of that grumpy little girl rang in Mo Yi's ears again; it seemed she was calling him?!
Now, Mo Yi couldn't help but turn around and look. Then he saw a silver-haired woman holding an umbrella and dressed in Maid Outfit.
Mo Yi: "??"
Was that voice from the other person?! But no matter how I look at it, the voice doesn't match theirs at all.
If I haven't mistaken her for someone else, the other person should be Sakuya Izayoi, the head pad maid of the Scarlet Devil Mansion.
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PS: So here's the question: if the person making the loli voice isn't the head maid, then where is the owner of that voice?
Episode 164: Kiana - Pufferfish Chapter 1.19: Having figured things out, Mo Yi came out feeling refreshed after brushing his teeth, only to see Miss Pufferfish clutching her pillow, head down, forcefully squeezing the fabric of the pillowcase. "You're out—" Kiana, seeing Mo Yi come out, regained her 'spirit'. "Hmph, actually, I can't lose; I have to keep the other person in check—" Mo Yi sat down next to her, somewhat awkwardly, and said, "Sirin, I've been thinking about it for a while, and I feel like we don't really know each other well enough yet. Should we think it over more carefully, or spend more time together before considering what you're saying?" Mo Yi wasn't unmoved, but remembering Chun Ge's fate, he felt this was something he needed to carefully consider. He didn't want to become lovers for two days, only to have the other person lose interest and then have a breakup kiss. Didn't he, Mo Yi, have any pride?! The other person's attitude and behavior were just too bizarre, incomprehensible, like a joke. If possible, Mo Yi's ideal love story would be: mutual admiration, then confession, dating, getting to know each other better, meeting each other's parents, marriage, having children, and growing old together. Life isn't like buying something on Taobao, where you can return it if you're not satisfied. Breakups and divorces are things Mo Yi never wanted to experience in his life.
Chapter 277: Young Miss: I have high hopes for you, come cook at my house!
"Miss Maid, you were looking for me?"
Although Mo Yi knew that the other party's name was Sakuya Izayoi, the two had no interaction. If he suddenly called out the other party's name now, it would seem like he had ulterior motives. If you don't want the other party, how would you know the other party's name?
To avoid unnecessary trouble, Mo Yi chose to pretend that they were meeting for the first time.
However, he soon discovered that Sakuya Izayoi was accompanied by a Marisa Kirisame (Patchouli Knowledge) and a familiar called 'Koakuma' who was obsessed with Patchouli's ♂GO.
That's right, the other person's name is Koakuma, a perfect Akarin.
However, besides the ultimately destructive Second Young Lady Flandre Scarlet being locked in the basement for a long time because she couldn't control her destructive desires, there should also be a young lady Remilia Scarlet.
After all, the most important thing for a family is to be together.
"Foolish humans, I am here!"
Mo Yi was halfway through his internal monologue, about to criticize the only famous youkai in Gensokyo who couldn't fly, Hong Meiling, when he suddenly felt a tickling sensation on his knee. (The Skarner's counter-attack skill is an active skill, Mo Yi hadn't activated at this moment; otherwise, the opponent would be in the same situation as that certain Guru-slaying Ranger, clutching his leg and groaning in pain.)
Looking down
Okay, he finally realized who had made that sound. It was none other than Remilia Scarlet, the legendary young lady who possessed the ultimate causal defense technique, 'Crouch and Cover Your Head'.
The reason I hadn't noticed her before was because she was too short. Compared to a 1.45-meter-tall loli like Yue Xia, she was probably only the size and height of a young girl.
The other person was under the parasol held by Sakuya Izayoi the whole time, but Mo Yi turned his head and didn't hit the other person.
After all, anyone who turns their head will look straight ahead, not down.
"Sorry--"
Knowing Remilia's childlike nature well, Mo Yi readily apologized, saying, "I didn't get enough rest last night, and my eyes are a little blurry, beautiful lady."
Mo Yi had no intention of provoking the other party. Since the other party was so capricious that a few flattering words could fool him, Mo Yi naturally didn't hesitate to say a few insincere words, since it didn't cost him any money.
As for the other party's use of the term 'human,' it was actually correct; Mo Yi was indeed human, while the other party was not.
I am human, and I am proud!
In most worlds, at least in the Honkai World and Gensokyo, the race that truly dominates the world is not the great human race.
Monsters, insectoids, gods, orcs, or even night elves—all are trash compared to my great human race.
As for vampires like Remilia, they are vampires who are attached to humans and cannot survive without human blood. They are a race that is simply not respectable.
What's the use of a high average individual population if there are no humans? Without humans, there is no food, and people have to survive. Ultimately, it's a parasitic relationship.
The fact that youkai established Gensokyo is the best proof of this.
"Beautiful lady—"
Originally, Remilia was about to explode because Mo Yi couldn't see her, which reminded her of her height and made her very self-conscious about it. But when she heard Mo Yi address her as "this lady," her anger immediately vanished.
Miss: This is the first time I've ever been called 'Beautiful Miss'.
Most importantly, being addressed in this way when neither party knew each other and when she did not reveal her identity or power, this sense of recognition and the sense of authority she had been searching for for many years had finally returned!
"Cough cough—"
Remilia chuckled for a moment before snapping out of her daze. She coughed lightly and said, "I am the mistress of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, the Eternal Scarlet Moon Remilia Scarlet."
Mo Yi nodded seriously, playing along with the other party's act of being pretentious, and said with a flattered expression, "May I ask what business Miss Remilia has with me?"
Mo Yi's attention was focused on Remilia, and he didn't notice that Sakuya Izayoi Mo Yi, who was holding an umbrella beside him, was staring at him with a gloomy gaze, and even the veins on her hand holding the umbrella handle were showing.
Sakuya Izayoi: This human is such a sycophant! He's definitely trying to seduce the young lady! Damn it, I've always been the only one who knows how to flatter the young lady, and now this guy has appeared. No way! I can't let such a dangerous guy with such ulterior motives stay by the young lady's side.
What's most terrifying is that the other party could make the young lady smile like a child with just a few words. Such effortless skill is already on par with mine. If this child isn't eliminated, he will surely become a great threat in the future!
Sakuya didn't know why Remilia suddenly came to find Mo Yi. At this moment, she could only simulate in her mind what angle to use to strike Mo Yi and kill him as quickly as possible!
The only person who can bring such a lovely smile to the young lady is me, Sakuya Izayoi.
Meanwhile, Patchouli on the other side was also looking at Mo Yi with surprise. She never expected to encounter such a blind human. Remilia was clearly a little girl. There were several stages between 'beautiful lady', loli, young girl, and maiden!
"Human, you're quite something—"
Remilia, in a very good mood, sat on the stool that Sakuya Izayoi had brought over and said with an air of authority, "My Scarlet Devil Mansion happens to be short of a head chef. You can start working tomorrow."
"As for compensation, that's easy to discuss—"
Remilia held up two fingers (in a scissor gesture) and said calmly:
"Your salary at Eientei will be doubled! Room and board included. As for the specifics of holidays, you can discuss them with my head maid Sakuya Izayoi. Everything is negotiable. In any case, it won't be worse than Eientei."
Remilia must be very upset after seeing Sakuya Izayoi defeated by Mo Yi, who represents Eientei.
He was originally intended to debut as the new generation's boss, but he died before he could even begin. Now, when people mention the Scarlet Devil Mansion, the image that comes to mind is likely...