The Captain Just Wants to Go Home and Play Games
Chapter 316

Yakumo Yukari: My Stomach Hurts So Much!

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"Go Alice!"

Since things had already gone wrong, there was no point in talking about the Princess anymore, Mo Yi could only greet Alice on the stage.

"Um--"

Upon hearing Mo Yi's voice, Alice turned around and looked down at the audience. She saw Mo Yi and the others returning from their training and smiled happily.

"Alice, I'm going to win this match—"

Standing opposite Alice, Hakurei Reimu held a gohei resembling a bamboo stick in one hand and her ancestral yin-yang jewel (actually a spherical jewel mainly used for smashing people) in the other. She exuded an aura like a demon and declared decisively, "The one who can win the million-dollar prize is me, Hakurei Reimu!"

"Anyone who stands in my way to the paradise of wealth will be mercilessly defeated by me, Hakurei Reimu, even if that person is my friend!"

"If you, standing before me, don't have this awareness, you'd better surrender now—"

Alice: "..."

Consciousness?

I naturally have this too.

He came to my concert—no, he came to watch my match!

Therefore, I will absolutely not lose!

Ten minutes later

"Dream Seal!"

Even with spell cards limiting maximum combat power, Reimu, empowered by the Gensokyo barrier, is always far stronger than Alice, which fully illustrates the point that a life with cheat codes needs no explanation; you're still the boss!

In a moment of carelessness, Alice was controlled by Hakurei Reimu's Dream Seal.

"Oh no, am I going to lose?"

It's perfectly normal to lose spell cards to others; Alice has lost many times too. It's just a game, after all.

But this time, she really didn't want to lose. Alice, who was paralyzed all over, moved her fingers unwillingly, wanting to open the Book of the Demon God that she always held in her hand as a melee weapon (for carrying bricks).

It turned out that she really didn't want to lose in front of Mo Yi, even if it meant using her mother's power.

"Too slow, Alice— "

As Alice's good friend, Hakurei Reimu, who had also caused trouble in the Demon World, naturally recognized the Book of the Demon God in Alice's hand. Seeing Alice's current behavior, Reimu's pupils dilated.

Alice, your desire to win is so great that you're willing to be the first to use nuclear weapons.

However, my awareness and (poverty) suffering are far greater than yours!

I can carry a bag of rice up to the sixth floor in one go, can you do that?

"Hakurei Shinken's ultimate technique - Friendship Face-Breaker Punch!"

Just as the Justice Partner knew they couldn't let Golden Pikapika take out that red electric drill, Hakurei Reimu also knew they couldn't let Alice open the Book of the Demon God, otherwise the victory that was about to be won would be instantly reversed by the opponent's unreasonable cheat.

"Alice, I'm so tired of your puppet shows!"

Alice, Dream Seal, ultimately failed to unleash her ultimate duel technique—summoning the Shirou God! (Once the Shirou God (the Dark Archmage) is successfully summoned onto the field, the duel is won instantly.)

He was punched in the face by Reimu, whose eyes reflected gold coins, and the hammer was thrown out of the arena.

Watching Alice fly off the field, Hakurei Reimu turned away. Although she had won, Alice was still her friend.

"Alice, there's only one reason you failed, a very simple reason: you were playing a competition, I was fighting a life-or-death battle." (Failing to win the prize money means continuing to endure hunger and cold, and who knows, one cold night he might quietly leave this world and go to the underworld.)

"It's happening again—"

In the end, I still didn't succeed at anything, even though I finally had something I wanted to do. How pathetic, is this the final ending of Alice in Wonderland? What a boring story.

"Alice— "

Seeing Alice fly backward, three choices flashed through Mo Yi's mind again.

As a man, one must naturally stick to one's choices and finish the path one has chosen, even if it is fraught with danger!

"Little Ai— "

However, Mo Yi wasn't the only one who shared the same thoughts; there was also Mo Yi, Marisa had long coveted Alice's body.

As a result, the two of them did the same thing without prior arrangement.

"Snort--"

The clever Princess never makes the same mistake twice. The moment Alice was sent flying, the Princess activated her power!

"This is... Mo Yi's voice—"

Feeling dejected, Alice heard Mo Yi's voice and felt herself being hugged. (Marisa: What about me?)

It turns out that my true wish has already come true.

Then, Alice opened her eyes and saw the Her Highness the Princess with a kind smile that said, "You're welcome."

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Episode 176, Kiana - Pufferfish Arc 1.31: Faced with Miss Pufferfish's invitation, Mo Yi wanted to say, "How about I drive the tram?" You might not believe it, but I can drive a tram faster than a fighter jet! In the end, Mo Yi sat in the back of the tram. "Hold on tight, let's go!" Kiana started the tram and sped off. Taking someone you like for a ride is a classic move, a bit old-fashioned, but it works— Kiana thought to herself. However, Mo Yi, sitting in the back, wanted to complain: Kiana, you're driving too slowly, and you're not even playing 'Catch the Shrimp' BGM! This kind of speeding has no soul! Under Kiana's ride plan, the two of them ended up riding the tram around half of Changkong City, finally arriving at a beach somewhere in Changkong City. Kiana: "Coming to the beach is another common trope in the war of love. As the saying goes, 'Seven or eight is the place for fan service,' and all the so-called fan service is related to the beach and water play. It's clear that the 'beach' is a true fan service killer!" Having been waiting for an hour, Mo Yi, seeing Kiana driving to the beach, didn't know what to say. "Miss Pufferfish, have you expanded your business to the beach area?!"

Chapter 289: Yakumo Yukari: My stomach hurts so much!

"Hōrai... Kaguya?"

When she opened her eyes and saw that the person holding her was none other than Her Highness the Princess Alice, she was instantly terrified!

There was no way I could have misheard. The person who just called my name was definitely Mo Yi. But why did it turn into Houraisan Kaguya?

"That's right, the person who caught you wasn't Mo Yi, but me, Houraisan Kaguya!"

This Princess is asking you, Megatron, are you surprised or not?

To be honest, Alice's feelings were very complicated at this moment. It was like having an online relationship with a young girl for over a year, only to find out upon meeting her that she was actually a middle-aged woman in her forties who was using her daughter's WeChat account to chat.

This is beyond the "holy crap" that can describe the feeling of "internal injury." It can only be said that Alice has a million alpacas running rampant in her heart.

Nevertheless, Alice knew that in this matter, she was grateful that the other person had caught her.

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