The Captain Just Wants to Go Home and Play Games
Chapter 361

Mo Yi: I Want You to Marry Me for Five Lifetimes!

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Mo Yi, Melee Mage, already has his own weapon, so having an extra Magnetic Storm Slash wouldn't make much difference. Besides, the Little World Game is clearly designed for Mei.

Wasn't the Pufferfish Certificate obtained in the previous Miss Pufferfish's Training Diary also for Kiana's exclusive use?

The protagonist of this game is obviously Miss Mei. Enhancing the opponent's own strength is obviously very important. Mo Yi can't possibly protect her while she's in the bathroom or buying clothes at a lingerie store.

After putting away the Magnetic Storm Slash, Mo Yi opened the second game – Touhou Gensokyo Project: The Moon Princess Guardian Battle.

"This is--"

The free games in the Little World Game are all based on real-world events. The Little World Game allows Mo Yi to participate in them, and this game tells Mo Yi one thing: the Princess is about to face an unknown crisis!

Hmm, the game is called 'The Moon Princess Protection War'. The Moon Princess Gensokyo, besides Kaguya, could it possibly be the Moon Sisters?!

I, Mo Yi, only acknowledge Princess Houraisan Kaguya!

"What exactly is it—"

Considering the Princess's abilities and influence, Mo Yi couldn't imagine what kind of danger she might be facing that would require someone else's help to resolve!

If Mo Yi were to guess based on the known information, the most likely possibility is that she came from the Moon Capital, since the Princess is still wanted by the Moon Capital.

Speaking of Luna City, Mo Yi learned from Touhou Gensokyo that the strongest combat force in Luna City is the Moon Sisters. Moon Yuyuko's ability is Spirit Possession (limited to Area 11 mythology), and fighting against her is equivalent to fighting a god.

Moon Toyohime's ability is to connect mountains and water; simply put, she can connect any two desired locations and teleport any object. While seemingly harmless, she's even more troublesome than Moon Yuyuko, possessing unlimited teleportation and instant teleportation capabilities. She can fight and run, and while the opponent attacks, you can't catch them. She can even send a lunar version of a Mushroom Egg or a Lunar Capital army directly to the enemy's base—a truly god-tier skill capable of both offense and support.

Besides these two obvious strongest forces, there is another hidden being, who has not yet shown herself. Legend has it that Tsukuyomi Kaguya, one of the Three Deities in Area 11 mythology (similar to the main gods in other mythologies), a god who controls the moon and night.

The background boss's combat strength is unknown, but it is definitely stronger than the known Moon Sisters.

In addition, there are various advanced technologies, gods like the Ragnarok Detective, and the Moon Sage co-founded the Lunar Capital with Yagokoro Eirin.

It's worth noting that in the original Gensokyo storyline, there was a scene where Gensokyo was invaded by Luna, which shows that Luna's overall strength is above, or at least not below, Gensokyo.

Thinking of this, Mo Yi couldn't help but feel worried. If the Gensokyo of Gensokyo were taken as the hypothetical enemy, could he, along with the Princess and the others, really withstand an attack from such a small country that combines technology and mystery?

"This is really troublesome—"

"First it Mei, then it was the Princess, it just never ends."

Of course, Mo Yi didn't take his anger out on anyone because of this. After all, objective facts don't change because of personal emotions. Impotent rage is only a waste of time and energy, and will only make things worse, unless someone has some kind of divine beast or magical beast sealed inside them, or is hiding powerful forces and destined to become the king of time.

"We still need to discuss this with the Princess first, at least let her know about the impending danger."

Mo Yi wouldn't be like the protagonists in those novels, who, upon learning that an important person in the future might be in danger, would not tell that person but would instead try to solve the problem on their own in secret.

You know, people can often avoid danger by being prepared, but if you don't say anything, you'll catch the other party off guard and fall into the trap.

Ultimately, the protagonist was able to solve the problem, which, besides being truly exceptional and able to easily accomplish what others couldn't, was also due to the protagonist's halo. In reality, this approach seems rather strange (stupid). Don't assume that only you can solve problems and that everyone else is just a useless background character.

PS: Chapter 200, Princess Arc 15: The Princess obediently listened to Eirin, but she also wanted to cause trouble with Mo Yi. Judging from the situation, this was clearly the Scarlet Mist Incident, caused by that little bat Remilia Scarlet. So, she activated her ability and found Eirin as quickly as possible to hear her opinion, then turned back to find Mo Yi and Reisen, making her debut as the new Gensokyo Enforcer, starting with punching the young lady and kicking the Second Young Lady. "Eirin, I'm here." The Princess found Yagokoro Eirin in an instant, withdrew her ability, and looked at the precious medicinal herbs that were about to be killed by the Red Mist, saying, "Is there something you need from me?" "Does the Princess already know about the Red Mist in Gensokyo?" Yagokoro Eirin looked at the Princess, seeing that the other party's expression was calm, unlike her usual curiosity. Princess: "..." Eirin, I am the woman who knows everything. "The situation is roughly clear; it was probably caused by the Scarlet Devil Mansion by the Mist Lake." "I see—" Yagokoro Eirin nodded, without asking the Princess how she knew. Seeing this, the Princess prepared to slip away, but Yagokoro Eirin seemed to have anticipated this and called out to the Princess, "Princess, please wait. I need your help with something, and only you can help me—" The Princess: "..."

Chapter 317: Mo Yi: I want you to marry me for five lifetimes!

Before contacting the Princess, Mo Yi thought he should first figure out all the free games and see if he could get more useful information from them.

Game Title: Touhou Gensokyo Series Moon Princess Protection War

The cover art is completely different from previous free games; the Honkai Impact 3rd cover features a bunch of people, definitely in the style of a Honkai film. (Yes, lots of people make it an epic film, lol.)

The background above is a starry sky, with only one Kaguya looking up at the moon. However, the clothes the other person is wearing are not the Princess's favorite Twelve-layered robe, or the casual clothes she occasionally wears, but another outfit that Mo Yi has never seen before, a snow-white dress, and even her hair is covered to further reduce the exposure.

Besides, the other party's temperament was very different from that of the Princess. If Mo Yi were to try to describe it, he couldn't quite put his finger on it. He just seemed very lonely, much colder than the Princess, yet exceptionally mature.

Mo Yi carefully studied the proportions between the cover and the character. The Princess on the cover, in terms of appearance, height, and physical attributes, was indistinguishable from the Princess Mo Yi was very familiar with—they were practically the same person. However, she looked Princess Mo Yi knew. (After all, there were so many paper-cut Princess figures in Eien-tei Online, so Mo Yi was naturally very familiar with them.)

To put it more specifically, the Princess Mo Yi knows is a playful seventeen-year-old girl, while the Princess on the cover is a mature twenty-seven or twenty-eight-year-old literary girl who already knows sorrow.

At this moment, Mo Yi couldn't help but make a bold guess: the girl on the cover might not be the Princess, but rather the Princess's mother, Tsukuyomi.

However, the game is called "The Moon Princess Protection War," not "The Moon Princess's Mother's Protection Battle." Could it be that...?

The Little World Game is frantically hinting that this is the final boss of this free game!

Clearance conditions: 1. The game is not yet open. You need to reach Gensokyo within 24 hours of the game opening, otherwise the game will fail. 2. Successfully protect the Moon Princess (requires completing hidden conditions).

Game Item: Instant Teleportation, a skill that the Joestar Family can only use once in their lifetime. (A one-time use skill, usable only in the Gensokyo world, ignoring all conditions, teleporting the user to the Moon Princess.)

Game Rewards: 1. 200 Crystals 2. Conceptual Armament – Moon Princess's Five Treasures (Swallow's Safeglass, Hōrai Jade Branch, Buddha's Stone Bowl, Fire Rat's Robe, Dragon Neck Jewel.)

That's the whole message of the game. Overall, Mo Yi is a bit confused right now because the second condition for clearing the game requires a hidden condition, which is quite ingenious. You can't just rely on Musou attacks to defeat all the enemies directly. It feels like the Little World Game is up to something big.

As for the game rewards, they left Mo Yi with mixed feelings. Mo Yi naturally understood the concept of "conceptual weaponry," like the treasures of the Moon World —not questions, but a concept. And the so-called "Five Secret Treasures of the Moon Princess," if Mo Yi remembered correctly, were the five challenges the Princess posed to five suitors in "The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter." If a suitor could overcome just one of these challenges, the Princess would grant him his proposal.

Mo Yi: "..."

The Little World Game" gave me these five treasures. Does that mean I have to travel back in time, give the five treasures to the Princess, and then smile and say: "Princess, if you do this, you'll have to marry me five times, or for five lifetimes!"

Hmm, it all seems a bit far-fetched when I think about it.

Perhaps these five treasures possess some special abilities, which is why the Little World Game gave them to me as a reward.

Although he didn't know exactly what it would do, Mo Yi inexplicably wanted it!

Ahem, the reason is naturally that the Princess, who always sends her subordinates to steal treasures, also regards them as the five most important secret treasures. Moreover, they are conceptual weapons, so they must be good things!

When the Princess pulls out something to fight or show off, Mo Yi can feign surprise and say with a comical smile, "What a coincidence, I have one too! And it seems to be even better than yours!"

After watching the second game, Mo Yi turned his attention to the third free game – Type-Moon Series: Redemption of the Root Princess.

Mo Yi was naturally very familiar with the name Type-Moon Heavy Industries. Even now, Mo Yi still remembered the famous line spoken by the Saber) to the fallen Justice Partner by the warehouse, under the moonlight. "Tell me, are you my master?"

This can be said to be the beginning of Mo Yi's journey to becoming a Master. That warehouse is where everything Master is, where dreams begin. Its significance is like Kiana boarding that elevator and then taking that Leap of Faith from the Moonlight Throne!

Actually, 'You are my Master?' is not the beginning of the Broken Cup War. The real beginning should be the protagonist of this game, Mo Yi — the Root Princess Sajou... Green Song!

This is a Mary Sue story about a girl named Green Song who was born incredibly powerful and omnipotent, so she wasn't interested in anything. That is, until she participated in the Holy Grail War and met a Golden Prince from another parallel world—a prince even she, with her omniscience and omnipotence, couldn't see through at a glance—and fell in love with him. (Who knows why she couldn't see through him but had to fall in love at first sight instead of capturing him and studying him!)

Or rather, what she liked wasn't the prince, but the expectations she placed on him; ultimately, the person she liked was probably herself.

As for the subsequent plot, he displays his divine power, becoming the oldest Master who can tear apart Servants with his bare hands. He mercilessly beats, teases, and tortures other Masters and Servants (one of the Masters he tortures is the prototype of the Justice Partner Emiya Shirou). In the end, he even dares to throw the Loli Sister that the Golden Prince likes to feed the Holy Grail. The final result is naturally that the blond prince praises the sun and, for the sake of justice, he stabs him in the back.

Through this ending, Mo Yi once again draws a conclusion: one must be wary of the blond man, who is the only man who can make Makoto-bro (Makoto-bro's blond friend) lose face.

This wasn't the end. Having returned from hell, she continued her search for that man, only to discover that he was already dating the seemingly ordinary high school girl. (By "ordinary," she meant the kind of ordinary that made Golden Gilgamesh in love at first sight.)

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