The Captain Just Wants to Go Home and Play Games
Chapter 391

Ms. Pufferfish: Humans Have Their Limits, You Silly Worm

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However, Kiana is right. If physical methods to eliminate hair and brainwashing are ineffective, then let's try another approach—in order to save Miss Mei's reputation, we've decided to debut as Campus Idol!

If she becomes famous overnight, it might actually allow Miss Mei to reclaim her throne as the Queen Mei.

After all, die-hard fans don't care about so many things. While they're supporting you, no matter how much you're criticized, they can always find a reason to fight back.

For example, what are you all thinking, criticizing so-and-so?! Do you know how hard so-and-so works? So-and-so had a fever of 62 degrees Celsius but still insisted on going on stage to sing for the many fans who were waiting. So-and-so had comminuted fractures in both legs but still insisted on practicing tap dancing, practicing for more than 40 hours a day. They have 30 billion fans all over the world but are never arrogant. The members are fluent in Korean and North Korean. They also hold a charity performance every February 30th and donate all of their 2 trillion US dollars in earnings to children in Switzerland who can't afford to go to school. If you're so good, why don't you do it?

Furthermore, the arrival of the new semester means that a third of the students at the school have changed, and many people were either just following the trend of criticizing or simply didn't care.

If they succeed, they can definitely become Campus Idol, Miss Mei's situation will naturally change.

Faced with this situation of being unfairly maligned, if we don't take the initiative to change it, the rumors will only get worse and worse. Those who were originally unaware of the situation will become new haters under the influence of those who were already following the trend of hating.

After thinking about it for a while, Mo Yi agreed:

"This plan is feasible—"

If that doesn't work, Mo Yi will use magic to enhance the performance; he's sure that will make it a hit. Of course, using abilities to cheat is only a backup plan, to be used only as a last resort.

"Hehe, even you Mo Yi, agree, so it seems there's no problem—"

"I've already signed up. Since no one else in the class signed up, we were selected directly."

Kiana thought to herself: Thank goodness Mo Yi agreed.

Upon hearing about this, Kiana immediately signed up, but she really didn't know what to perform and had no clue what to do.

So Kiana thought of asking Doraemon for a solution.

"Since you've agreed, Mo Yi— "

Kiana chuckled:

"Then the performance is up to you."

"I've already discussed it with Mei, so we're just waiting for you."

Miss Mei initially refused. Although she had learned many skills and knew a little about musical instruments and dance, she really couldn't perform!

The pressure of performing in front of thousands of people is something that people who haven't experienced it can't understand.

Moreover, Miss Mei didn't have such thoughts, especially after experiencing the damage to her reputation. Although she didn't say anything, she must have harbored resentment in her heart.

Finally, after Kiana tempted her by suggesting that they could invite Mo Yi to perform together, Miss Mei reluctantly agreed after various famous scenes popped into her head.

As for Mo Yi being a student from the next class, who cares? Since the rules don't say you can't ask students from other classes for help, then it's fine. Just like tennis rules don't say you can't use two tennis rackets at the same time, which means dual-wielding is within the rules.

Mo Yi: "..."

After hearing Kiana's words, Mo Yi fell silent, realizing that he had been tricked by the most adorable and silly person in his family.

PS: Chapter 230, Princess Arc 37: Under Alice's offensive, Mo Yi finally gave in, feeling that if he didn't agree, he would soon have another 'doll form'. Mo Yi: Wei is so cute all day long! Afterwards, the group that had arrived at the Mist Lake quickly discovered the red mansion, from which the red mist began to spread. "It seems that we have found the culprit." Marisa, who had been healed by Mo Yi, was fine except for her slightly torn clothes, but she was a little afraid of Reimu Hakurei beside her. Eientei, relying on her ability to work hard as long as she was immortal, the Princess finally finished processing the medicinal herbs. Yagokoro Eirin was about to ask her for help with other matters, she heard, "Eirin, the discovery of the red mist is not simple. There must be something fishy about it. Reisen alone probably can't solve it, and it might even be dangerous." "Princess 'll go and see. I can't let Reisen get hurt." By the time Yagokoro Eirin replied, the Princess had already disappeared using her ability. Yagokoro Eirin: "..." Princess, you're not Reisen. You're clearly just lusting after that human man's body.

Chapter 339: Miss Pufferfish: Humans Have Limits, Kiana

Although he felt tricked by Ji Anya, who made the decision on his own but couldn't think of a solution and came to his aid, Mo Yi was still willing to be tricked by Kiana this time.

Regardless of the cause, the other party's idea is correct. If what she has been worried about and protecting is Miss Mei's physical safety, then what Kiana sees is Mei's fragile heart.

Just like maintaining a family, it's not enough to just work hard and earn the material things you need for life; you also need to communicate and connect emotionally. Otherwise, in the end, people's hearts will drift apart, and you won't be able to stay together, or the children might end up looking a bit like the neighbor next door, surnamed Wang.

"Alright, leave this to me—"

Although Mo Yi doesn't know anything about performing arts, he is the most reliable guy in the whole Mo Yi family. Otherwise, if Kiana and the others were to come up with the idea, the outcome would be hard to say.

Although Mo Yi himself may not be good at it, he does have memories of other worlds. Choosing some classics that don't exist in this world to perform shouldn't be a big problem.

If that doesn't work, isn't there Her Highness the Princess? Just have her connect to the networks of other worlds, and there will be ready-made examples to learn from.

"Yes, are you and Mei the only ones performing? Is Bronya included too?"

Kiana, who had been squinting and bracing herself for Mo Yi's punishment of slapping her on the head, suddenly lost interest when she realized that Mo Yi wasn't angry at all for tricking her.

"That guy too—"

This matter has already been settled today. Kiana originally didn't want that guy to join, but Miss Mei, "Many hands make light work." (With more people, she won't have to suffer the embarrassment alone. Besides, Bronya is more reliable than Kiana.)

"Okay, I'll think of some solutions tonight and discuss them with everyone tomorrow."

"Then I'll leave it to you—"

Kiana, having achieved her goal, chuckled:

"I'll go down now, otherwise it'll be troublesome if Mei finds out."

She'll definitely use 100,000 volts again to help her train her resistance to lightning.

However, Kiana had already discovered that her lightning resistance was unexpectedly high. After being treated with Mei's electric shock, she only felt a little numb when she was shocked, and then she didn't feel anything at all.

According to Miss Pufferfish, Miss Mei's Conquest Gem is rightfully hers, so to use something that belongs to her to hurt her is ridiculous. If she wanted to, she could then take back the Herrscher Core and insert it, just like the Uchiha's eyes—simple and easy to use.

After learning about this, Kiana observed carefully and actually discovered that after being treated with Mei's electric shocks, she would become more energetic and full of vitality, as if she had been injected with chicken blood. Of course, this was to the extent that Miss Mei's electric shock treatment was just a joke. If it were really the kind of voltage used against enemies, it would probably burn Kiana to a crisp, leaving no chance for her to absorb it.

Kiana kept this a secret. She wasn't stupid. If Mei found out that her electroconvulsive therapy was no longer effective against her, who knew what other methods her wife would use to discipline and educate her?

"Okay, let's go back then."

Kiana was leaving, Mo Yi naturally had no reason to stay and watch the moon any longer.

"Etc--"

Kiana reached out to stop Mo Yi, and complained:

"I'll go down first, you can come down in two minutes."

"Be careful not to let anyone find out, especially Mei— "

After saying that, Kiana walked back with a cautious expression.

Mo Yi: "..."

Mo Yi didn't even know what to complain about anymore. She hadn't done anything shameful. The more she acted like this, the more suspicious she Ji Anya, right?

It seems that Ji Anya doesn't understand this principle—the more cunning a person is, the more likely they are to fall into unexpected predicaments.

The way you look like you're having an affair makes everyone suspicious.

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