The Captain Just Wants to Go Home and Play Games
Chapter 400

Princess: You're Not Even Playing the Game Properly. Do You Want to Get Sent into Orbit?

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"White Album" and such things don't matter anymore. Because there are no more songs worth singing. Unrequited love is no longer needed. Because there is no longer anyone worth loving.

That's roughly the story—

Mo Yi didn't finish the whole story. He only mentioned that Touma was leaving, Chun Ge saw him off, and the two kissed goodbye at the airport. Then, Yukina, who had just arrived, saw them and the story ended abruptly there.

After spreading the White Study, Mo Yi looked at Kiana and Miss Pufferfish with a delighted expression, hoping to glean some joy from their stomach-ache expressions.

Kiana remained silent, while Miss Pufferfish shed tears. One of them supported Shelley, saying, "Do you know how hard the other person tried?" The other supported Touma, saying, "How can someone's true love tolerate an ugly person like you pointing fingers?" As they talked, Kiana and Miss Pufferfish started fighting like elementary school kids.

However, in reality, the two remained silent and did not react much.

Mo Yi: "..."

Could it be that my storytelling technique wasn't good enough to capture the essence of "White Study"?

Kiana, don't you think this story is very sad?

In the past, I could easily make Kiana and Miss Pufferfish cry just by casually talking about "Honkai Janitor".

"I think it's alright—"

Kiana looked at Mo Yi with a "tree-like" expression, feeling sorry for his misfortune and angry at his lack of ambition, and complained, "It's just that I can't stand watching the male lead!"

"Indecisive and dragging their feet, not decisive at all!"

"If you like one, just say so, and you won't have so much trouble. If you like both, then have them both. How can someone who draws impossible limits for themselves without even trying find happiness?"

Kiana: Just like me, since I like Mo Yi and Mei, I naturally choose to be strong in both areas and make them Kiana wings!

"That's right—"

Miss Pufferfish, unusually agreeing with Kiana's statement, nodded and complained, "If it were me, if I liked something, I would definitely get it. I would get it with my own abilities. Why not do it instead of complaining all day long?"

Mo Yi: "..."

This development Taichi from what I imagined. As expected of Ji Anya and Miss Pufferfish, they are different from the flashy girls outside.

However, Mo Yi told this story not on a whim, but because the trouble he was facing was similar to that of Chun Ge. Because he had choices, he didn't know how to choose. He wanted to have it all, but that went against his own principles.

Moreover, wanting everything could easily lead to losing everything, or even hurting others.

Choosing one side inevitably means some will laugh and some will cry; it's a doomed question.

Therefore, Mo Yi wanted to use this story to test Kiana's attitude as the person involved.

"Easy for you to say. There's no such thing as having all the good things in the world by yourself. Chun Ge wants it all too, but can Setsuna and Touma accept the consequences of sharing their love with someone else?"

Mo Yi analyzed the problem as follows:

"You know, forced relationships are never sweet."

Upon hearing Mo Yi's words, Kiana was furious. She thought that he had discovered her desire to "have it all" and was testing her in this way to persuade her to give up such an unrealistic idea.

So he stood up, clenched his fist, and said firmly:

"Forced love is never sweet, but it quenches thirst!"

I, Kiana, will insist on forcing things.

"How can you create miracles if you don't even have the determination to try?"

"If I were Chun Ge, I would tie Setsuna and Touma to my side even if it meant being kidnapped. I would rather be hated by them than regret losing them!"

Miss Pufferfish nodded again and complained:

"Kiana rarely gets right. It hasn't even tried it, so why does it say it won't work?"

"You should know that so-called conventions and conventions are useless things that I, Herrscher, would eliminate."

Mo Yi: "..."

After listening to the two of them, Mo Yi's hesitant heart became even more determined.

I never imagined that I would need Kiana to teach me a lesson. But her spirit, as brilliant as gold, is truly dazzling. I, Mo Yi, would gladly call it the 'Golden Spirit'!

That makes sense; Kiana's situation isn't too bad. The real concerns are Miss Mei and the Princess.

However, Mo Yi felt that one last experiment was necessary.

Then, looking at Kiana and Miss Pufferfish, he said in his usual tone, "Kiana, Sirin, I said if—"

"I like both of you, so I should have them both!"

"You are all my wings!"

PS: Chapter 237, Princess Arc 44: Upon arriving in Gensokyo, Hong Meiling had no idea what kind of formidable team stood before her! Marisa, a standard Player Character, Reimu Hakurei, one of the three great octagonists, Alice's own top-tier strength, plus her hidden final battle technique 'As... Mom, save me!'—none of them were easy to deal with, and she might very well be killed on the spot. "Hmph, you really dare to say that—" The most lively Marisa, looking at Hong Meiling posing in a kung fu stance, shouted loudly, "To deal with demons like you, there's no need for chivalrous code! Everyone, attack together and vanquish the evil!" Hong Meiling: "..." This isn't right, this isn't Gensokyo! This is clearly the standard line of a demonic cult! After hearing Marisa's words, Alice and Reisen glanced at Mo Yi. Normally, they wouldn't gang up on one person, and now in Gensokyo, it's all about solving problems with one-on-one danmaku. Mo Yi: "..." Actually, Mo Yi didn't have any intention of playing around, after all, the Princess was still waiting at Eientei, and she hadn't arrived for so long. "Everyone, let's attack together! The longer we delay, the more harm these red mists with their strange magic will cause to innocent people!" Then, except for Reimu Hakurei, the Gensokyo Remi Squad rushed towards the face of the bewildered Hong Meiling, who was about to turn around and run away.

Chapter 346: Princess: You can't even play the game properly, do you want to fly to the heavens?

Mo Yi originally wanted to suggest that Kiana and Miss Mei become his wings, but that example was too obvious. What if Kiana found out his true intentions?

The plan failed before it was even implemented!

Therefore, Mo Yi had no choice but to use Kiana and Miss Pufferfish as examples to test Kiana's thoughts.

My feelings for Kiana are still a mix of friendship and family. It's a matter between the two of us, and we need to consider each other's feelings. Gathering data now will definitely be useful.

Whether it will be useful in the future is hard to say, but it can be used as a reference for other objects.

As Mo Yi uttered the classic line of the Harem King, although it was stated from the beginning as "if," Kiana and Miss Pufferfish, who had already been plotting something, naturally ignored the hypothetical question.

In their hearts, Mo Yi had always liked them, but they were either unaware of it or simply not good at expressing it.

Kiana: Mo Yi really does like me! It seems that as long as I can get rid of Mei, my dream can come true. But, there's still that Miss Pufferfish...

In theory, Miss Pufferfish is another personality of hers, which can be considered another person. Moreover, the two share the same body and cannot be separated at all. Just like when Kiana ate lunch, she became equivalent to Miss Pufferfish.

Kiana understood the logic, but the thought of having her hard-earned wings shared with the Miss Pufferfish, with whom she had always been at odds, still made her somewhat resentful.

However, I am the real body. If nothing unexpected happens, Miss Pufferfish can only talk in my ear. When I want to do something fun, I just need to lock Miss Pufferfish in a dark room and ignore her.

Haha, I, Kiana, am truly a genius!

Miss Pufferfish, how dare you challenge me?!

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