Mei: I'll Go Take a Shower and Change First
"Actually, it's nothing. Although the other party has an eccentric personality and always says that he wants to learn from Senior Siegfried and that he should marry S-rank Valkyrie, and does all sorts of silly gentlemanly things all day long, he still does his job Captain perfectly."
"Until one day, the other party..."
"Etc--"
Ji Anya seemed to have discovered a blind spot. Could that 'Senior Siegfried' be the Siegfried she had been searching for all along?!
"Himeko, could you be more specific about the 'Siegfried senior' you mentioned?"
"Hmph o(~ヘ~o#)"
Auntie interjected at this point:
"That's right, Kiana, it's Siegfried, the playboy who stole Cecilia!"
Ji Anya: "..."
Is it really okay for you to say that my father is a playboy in front of me, your daughter?
But Auntie's resentment was even greater than when she talked about that red-haired Captain. Kiana, with her strong survival instinct, thought it was better to bear it and ask Auntie about her father's past later.
"Cough cough—"
Himeko also knew about her aunt's friend being taken away by Siegfried, so she didn't say much and continued talking about the red-haired Captain.
"Let's continue talking about that man."
"Until one day, the other party came to the dean again to ask for the salary that had been owed for more than a year, and naturally, he was refused."
Hearing this, everyone looked at Auntie with strange eyes again. Auntie, being a seasoned veteran, was no longer shy and blushed. Instead, she said righteously, "I knew that guy was a jerk, deliberately testing him. It turns out I was right!"
Auntie's words only fueled everyone's curiosity.
After being rejected, the other party did not swallow their anger and obediently return to the Hyperion to clean the deck as usual, but instead started arguing.
"I've had enough! It's always 'next time'!"
"From today onwards, I'm saying NO to those who always try to get something for nothing!"
"You just wait, Dean!"
Of course, Theresa didn't care. After all, if unscrupulous capitalists were afraid and ashamed, the world wouldn't be so dark.
One day, Auntie received a tip that someone was conducting illegal human experiments at the St. Freya Academy. When she arrived, she found a red-haired man holding a girl who looked just like her, except that the girl had a pair of donkey ears on her head.
That's right, that was the clone that man created using a single hair of Theresa's. As for the donkey ears, they were added according to her preferences.
And that clone of Theresa was called Ami Lu by the other side!
Auntie couldn't stand it. She said she wanted to marry S-rank Valkyrie, thinking the other party wanted to pursue her. Auntie didn't ask for flowers or anything, just wanted to borrow some of her salary. It's not like she was refusing to give it to her. But in the end, she did this.
"You like me? No, you're just lusting after my body!"
"Yes, I'm just lusting after your body, I'm honest!"
Auntie wanted to use her own strength to capture the opponent, but the Captain, who had always been timid and had no fighting ability, showed extraordinary strength. After a fierce battle, he actually knocked down Auntie, who had been attacked by Judas.
Then, using hairspray, he changed his hairstyle on the spot and said expressionlessly, "Is he no longer the janitor you know who can only do splits in mid-air? Unfortunately, that's your illusion, Dean. The Captain you know never existed in the first place!"
"You know, aspiration is the furthest distance from understanding."
"I didn't expect you to be so well hidden. What exactly is your purpose in infiltrating St. Freya Academy? If you dare to harm anyone else, I will definitely not let you get away with it!"
"Don't speak recklessly, it will only reveal your weakness, Dean."
"No one has ever stood in the heavens from the beginning, neither you nor I, not even God, but the unbearable vacancy of the Throne of Heaven is about to end. From now on, I will stand at the top! That is probably my purpose."
After saying this, the man left with his Ami Lu in front of the woman who was unable to stand upside down, and never appeared again.
However, those who experienced it firsthand know that the man will come back someday.
Mo Yi: "..."
There are so many flaws, I don't know how to even begin to criticize them.
Simply put, it's about a hardworking cleaner who, dissatisfied with her unscrupulous boss, decides to run away and take some things as compensation for more than a year's wages. In the end, all she took was a single hair from her period, and she turned that single hair into a wife through her own abilities. What right do you have to judge her?!
This story teaches us that Scummy Boss always think about withholding their employees' hard-earned money will one day reap the bitter fruits of their actions.
"It's amazing, we still don't know each other's full names—"
Himeko sighed and said:
"We only know that the man calls himself Da Wei Ge, while we usually call him Awei."
"After some investigation, it seems that the other party went to Shenzhou and established a game company called Mihoyo. He is doing very well recently, calls himself a doctor, and is preparing to expand his business. He has cooperated with the Cultivator Association and bought an island called Donkey Island to build a new Valkyrie Academy."
"The goal is quite obvious: to oppose St. Freya Academy and to get revenge on Theresa for owing him wages and always making him work overtime."
PS: Chapter 318, Princess Arc: Mo Yi was very confused about where he suddenly appeared, but he couldn't remember where he had been before or how he got here. Looking at the breakfast on the table, Mo Yi smelled the aroma and felt a strong appetite. But something felt off; he shouldn't be here at this time, but he couldn't quite put his finger on what was wrong. "Darling, is it not to your liking?" Alice looked at Mo Yi strangely, then picked up a piece of fried ham and held it to Mo Yi's mouth, feeding him like she was coaxing a child. Mo Yi: "..." Feeling the overflowing love in her eyes, Mo Yi, unable to understand, decided to stop thinking about it and opened his mouth to accept it. "It smells so good—" In reality, Alice gently stroked Mo Yi's hair. Although her magic was meant to implant memories into Mo Yi, such as recreating certain daily aspects of their married life, some artistic embellishment was perfectly normal, wasn't it?
Chapter 419: Mei: I'm going to take a shower and change my clothes first.
After hearing Himeko's story, Mo Yi was speechless with frustration!
It's safe to say that this is the world of Honkai Impact 4. In this world full of yuri, even the otherworldly counterpart of the Creator God Da Wei Ge couldn't survive and obediently gave up St. Freya Academy to go and raise donkeys.
All I can say is that it's incredibly satisfying!
Mo Yi thought that the world was already chaotic enough with Schicksal, Anti-Entropy, and a Cultivator Association, but he didn't expect Donkey Island to appear. Would a Reunion Movement appear later?
And when did Da Wei Ge ever do hair gel work as a guest?!
"Ever since Da Wei Ge ran away with his sister-in- Ami Lu and the money Theresa asked him to buy HOMU, I've had to take over the Captain's job—"
Himeko felt increasingly relaxed, as if she had returned to the feeling of being sixteen years old. She was in an excellent mood, thinking that she could still work hard for a few more years.
Yes, and I also need to find a good man to marry.
Although Himeko always goes on blind dates and always says things like "I will never die until I find a good man," she actually always thought that her health problems were just a joke.
Even if she meets a really good man who makes her heart flutter, she won't accept him, because she might die at any time. Wouldn't that be harming someone?
"As for Theresa, no other Captain have been requested from headquarters. After all, experienced Captain don't come back to branches like the Far East Enemy, and the fact that Theresa is in arrears with her salary has already spread widely in the Schicksal."