Mei: You're Not Lusting After My Body

That's right, it was the sound of water coming from the bathroom. Hearing this, Mo Yi didn't imagine anything strange. After all, he heard the sound of water when he took a shower.

As for Kuafu and the Fifth Child, they won't even let him eat a bite; they'll just be killed on the spot!

Mo Yi had more important things to think about at this moment.

Miss Mei suddenly called me over, and then said, "Let me sit for a while, I'm going to take a shower and change my clothes..." Hmm, any boy with dreams and a heart would think of something very serious, like the fan comic storyline that Mo Yi sealed on Eien-tei Online's cloud drive!

Only

Isn't this development a bit too fast?

Mo Yi couldn't help but think that he and Miss Mei had only officially confirmed their relationship today. Mo Yi was certain that he was serious and that he liked her in the way he wanted to marry her.

But if things progress too quickly, you'll lose that sense of seriousness and sanctity about love.

Moreover, although Miss Mei looks like a mature and sophisticated woman, she is actually just a seventeen-year-old girl. In Mo Yi's traditional view, one should be at least twenty-five years old to be suitable for having children, both for the mother's safety and for the baby's physical and intellectual development.

Mo Yi, as a normal male, was naturally looking forward to going straight to the final stage, but given the realities of the situation, it was not the best option.

Or, we could start with the basics, such as the hands or feet.

From the learning materials provided by the Princess, Mo Yi has already become a theoretical master, automatically learning a lot of the necessary knowledge for a happy life. It is believed that under Mo Yi's careful guidance, Miss Mei's skills will definitely improve rapidly, and she will become a qualified wife.

"Only--"

After deciding to start a happy life with Miss Mei from scratch, Mo Yi suddenly thought of a problem: according to the usual plot, someone would soon knock on the door, thus interrupting the development of this plot that is not suitable for all ages.

As for the Hyperion, the most suitable candidate is naturally Kiana.

Others might have been unintentional, but Kiana was definitely doing it intentionally, because the other party had recently openly declared that she would never abandon or give up on her, that she liked her, and that Mei wolfish ambitions.

Once the enemy realizes that Mo Yi and Miss Mei are missing, they'll definitely jump up and unleash that ability that Mo Yi still doesn't understand, yet always manages to quickly locate him. (Ji Anya: Pufferfish Radar, trustworthy.)

He was thinking, "You guys are going too far! You didn't even invite me in," when he rushed in.

After thinking about it this way, Mo Yi became even more conflicted!

Ideally, the other party wouldn't come looking for her. But if she's destined to be interrupted, Mo Yi prefers Kiana to come before Miss Mei finishes her bath, rather than halfway through. You see, while Miss Mei is gentle and virtuous, she's also a master swordsman, a Valkyrie who can crush armrests with her bare hands, and a Valkyrie of Herrscher of Food at any moment.

Mo Yi couldn't possibly be exploring life ideals with the other person while having five layers of shields active, could he?

If Kiana suddenly jumps out halfway through, Miss Mei loses control due to shock or anger, then it would truly be 'You're Too Beautiful'.

Therefore, looking at the door that could be knocked on at any moment, Mo Yi felt a Schrodinger's cat-like frustration, unsure whether to expect the knock or not.

The rushing water stopped.

Mo Yi: "..."

Although I thought about it a lot, less than five minutes actually passed. It's hard to say, but girls need more than half an hour to take a shower.

I didn't expect Miss Mei to be in such a hurry.

Thinking about it this way, Mo Yi felt even more pressured. After all, disappointment stems from expectation, and the greater the expectation, the greater the pressure.

Soon, the bathroom door opened, and she was dressed in her usual casual clothes, a snow-white chiffon dress, her hair slightly damp, unusually not tied up in a ponytail, simply left down.

Seeing Mei like this, Mo Yi finally connected her with the long-haired, bookish girl with black hair who had been stood up by him, fooled by him, and could only watch helplessly as he left.

Unfortunately, ever since he met Miss Mei, she has always worn a ponytail.

Although Miss Mei looks great like this, exuding an intellectual beauty, she also has a different kind of charm when she occasionally changes to this long, straight black hairstyle.

Of course, Mo Yi didn't know that Miss Mei had kept her hair long enough to reach her waist because he had complimented her on her ponytail. She meticulously styled it every day, and might eventually cut it short, since maintaining waist-length hair daily is quite a hassle. (For reference, consider Miss Mei Honkai Impact 3rd – Valkyrie Assault; she's lost her Conquest Gem, her hair is shorter, and she's weaker. A background heroine, that's how lacking in presence she is.)

When it comes to long, straight black hair, Mo Yi thinks of Princess, and when it comes to Princess, blooming flowers are...

"Hiss hiss—"

Thinking of this, Mo Yi couldn't help but hiss, a strong sense of guilt rising in his heart. It seemed that he was no different from Kiana.

So, you really are the one who understands me best, Ji Anya?!

"I'm all better—"

Miss Mei walked up to Mo Yi, her face flushed, whether from a hot bath or something else, it was hard to tell.

"Mo Yi, do you need to take a shower?"

Cough cough, of course not!

Mo Yi claimed to have the ability to clean himself with a single click (magic), which was true, and that he didn't have any clean clothes, which was a lie. With Xiao Huo around, how could he not have clean clothes?

Moreover, he can teleport home at any time to retrieve items.

Instead of worrying about Schrodinger's Kiana, let's face the storm head-on and let it rage on!

Miss Mei didn't mind too much. Instead, she sat down shyly to the side, put her legs together, and gently patted her thighs. Her voice was softer and cuter than usual as she said, "Mo Yi, you can rest your head here for now. I'll give you a massage to relieve your fatigue. I'm quite confident in my massage skills."

Miss Mei: To prepare for today, I often practiced on Kiana, who was exhausted from delivering food, to hone my massage skills to perfection. All this so that one day I could show my Wife Material Strength, give a massage to the tired Mo Yi, soothe his fatigue, and become his safe haven when he's weary.

Mo Yi: "..."

Looking at Miss Mei on her face, Mo Yi realized that he might have been overthinking things. Was he perhaps too impure?

PS: Regarding the plot involving Da Wei Ge, we can hypothesize that Mo Yi receives a free game in the future. In order to save St. Freya Academy in the past, and to avoid affecting the future that has already occurred and causing changes in the world line, he disguises himself and goes by the alias Da Wei Ge to go back in time and become a wise janitor who can do the splits in mid-air to save St. Freya Academy. After the rescue is completed, he naturally needs to 'disappear after accomplishing his task and keep his merits hidden'. He may appear in the main story or a side story. Of course, this is just a sudden inspiration.

Chapter 320, Princess Arc: After some time, Mo Yi's suspicions deepened, but his feelings for Alice also grew stronger. He sensed that she had no intention of harming him, and that her affection was genuine. So one evening, having made his decision, Mo Yi wore the new clothes she had sewn for him, cooked for him, and had a candlelight dinner with her. Afterwards, they took a walk near their home, counting stars together. "Mo Yi— " Alice held Mo Yi's hand tightly and whispered, "If only it could always be like this."

Chapter 421: Mei: Aren't you lusting after my body?

Reality is often cruel; the greater the expectation, the greater the disappointment.

Mo Yi experienced a brief period of mental breakdown because of the significant gap between reality and fantasy.

But Miss Mei kept calling him to her room alone, and as soon as he got back to the room, he took a shower and changed clothes. Even though Mo Yi had no real experience, he had seen such classic scenes on TV and in movies.

If it were for all ages, there might be a scene after the shower, where the man is smoking and the woman asks, "What do you like about me?"

If it is intended for adults only, then you can see about one minute of performance art.

So this really isn't Mo Yi's fault; anyone could be wrong!

But is it Miss Mei's fault?