We Locals Naturally Have Some Accents!
Mo Yi: "..."
No, no, no, Theresa, who could wield a giant axe and chase Kiana down eighteen streets, is the real deal!
Feeling that if they continued talking, they might say something even more outrageous, Mo Yi quickly interrupted, saying, "Xiao Huo, let me introduce you, she is—"
"Father, I know everything—"
Xiao Huo said:
"I am inside your body and I can see all of this."
"She's not the headmistress who drinks bitter melon juice every night, but Theresa who likes you to help her wash her hair."
Mo Yi: "..."
At this moment, Mo Yi discovered a big secret: after he left the Late Night Diner, Xiao Huo did not disappear and go into standby mode, but instead lurked in Mo Yi's body, becoming a hateful spy.
Little Fire, if you do this, what privacy do I have left?
With Mo Yi in a somewhat complicated mood, the Late Night Diner finally opened for business!
As usual, Mo Yi leaned on the counter, drifting into a half-asleep, half-awake state to catch up on sleep.
Theresa, who was visiting the Late Night Diner for the first time, sat excitedly next to Xiao Huo, drinking the strawberry milkshake Xiao Huo had prepared, and curiously waiting for the first customer to arrive.
After what seemed like an eternity, the wind chimes finally rang out, 'Ding-dong, ding-dong—'
The new guest, upon entering, immediately called out:
"Theresa, I bought you a gift, come and get it!"
After confirming that he hadn't misheard, Mo Yi looked up and saw a woman who was clearly eight-tenths drunk, dressed in fashionable women's clothing, with fiery red hair, stumbling in as if she were about to collapse.
That's right, this is Murata Himeko, despite being a highly educated, beautiful, and mature woman, failed dozens of blind dates due to the intervention of Da Wei Ge.
As another Heroine in the Honkai 3rd main character group, Da Wei Ge definitely can't let her succeed in her blind date, otherwise how will he trick people into spending money in the future!
At this moment, she had gotten drunk because she had failed at yet another blind date.
Of course, as a Valkyrie, even if she gets drunk, she can still safely return to the St. Freya Academy. Upon her return, the first thing she does is seek out like-minded people, such as Theresa, who is over forty years old and has never even had the chance to go on a blind date, to confide in them about her frustrations.
Although Theresa often dislikes her, Himeko is greatly encouraged whenever Theresa is in Himeko sight.
Theresa, who is almost fifty, can still live such a joyful life. Why can't I, a woman who is almost thirty, cheer up? Tomorrow will be a new day, and I will eventually meet a good man who knows what's good for me!
"Theresa— "
Himeko, drunk, felt strange about why she had opened Theresa's door only to find herself in such an odd place, but seeing Yue Xia sitting by the counter, she naturally ignored this trivial matter. (Being drunk doesn't actually make one excited; rather, alcohol numbs neurons, making one sluggish, which then manifests as excitement and boldness.)
"Come and get your Homu Doll— "
"I'll definitely win next time!"
That's right, Himeko is holding a strange rabbit doll that's a meter and a half tall with long ears. It's none other than HOMU, the favorite of Theresa and Bronya.
"Brother Mo Yi— "
Yue Xia looked at Mo Yi with a bewildered expression, seeking Mo Yi's opinion.
"I don't think I know this older sister."
"She's another Theresa's good friend—"
Mo Yi said with ill intent:
"Since she asked you to get it, then go get it."
"Otherwise, it would be very difficult for this drunk lady to carry such a big HOMU."
Mo Yi had already imagined the interesting expression on his face when his period arrived and he saw Himeko sitting there, and when the life-size HOMU that should have been hers had turned into Yue Xia.
Dean: I was right first, why did it turn out like this?!
P. S.: Tell me, I'm not the only one who remembers the Seven Flowers group who sang "Wing Chun." (I'm writing this today entirely thanks to the girls' voices.)
Chapter 88: It's normal for us locals to have some accents!
With Grandpa Mo Yi's tacit approval, Yue Xia happily walked to Himeko's side, then her nose twitched, her face turning pale. After taking the Homu doll from Himeko, she said, "Thank you, Stinky Auntie— "
After saying that, he immediately slipped away and returned to Mo Yi's side.
Yue Xia once chased Kiana for several kilometers using only her sense of smell, which shows just how sensitive her sense of smell is.
At this moment, Himeko was drunk. Don't say that beautiful women smell better after drinking alcohol; that's clearly just a lie.
The smell is still the same. Anyone who's been drunk knows that people often have a smell of alcohol. For those who can't stand it, the pungent smell is just as unpleasant as the smell of a broken toilet gushing out when you flush.
As Yue Xia Himeko, who possesses an extraordinary sense of smell, she was caught off guard and had a mouthful of excrement forced into her mouth by Himeko.
Himeko: "..."
Am I drunk?
I think I heard Theresa, that girl who likes to act young, calling herself "stinky Auntie"?
I'm not Auntie, no, I don't smell bad at all!
Himeko, caught in self-doubt and wondering if she was really drunk, only snapped back to reality after hearing Kouka's voice.
"Guest, what would you like?"
Himeko sat down, head bowed, and waved her hand, saying:
"Give me a bottle of 1865 Lafite— "
"Please wait a moment, guest—"
After saying that, Xiao Huo went to the all-powerful refrigerator to take out a bottle of red wine worth more than 100,000 British dollars.
Mo Yi: "..."
After hearing Himeko so casually mention that a bottle of wine would cost about a million yuan in Shenzhou currency, Mo Yi finally understood why she always failed at blind dates.
Who could withstand this?!