The Captain Just Wants to Go Home and Play Games
Chapter 97

We Locals Naturally Have Some Accents! (Continued)

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Unless the other family also has that multi-purpose refrigerator that Mo Yi has behind him, with a sticker of the Magic Conch brand.

"Don't--"

Mo Yi called out to Xiao Huo and said:

"Give Aunt Himeko a cappuccino to help her sober up, and um, add some deodorizing effects too."

"Yes, Father—"

After nodding, Xiao Huo went to the kitchen to start working.

Who are you calling Aunt Himeko?

After muttering something, Himeko lay down on the table. It was unclear whether she was awake or asleep; all that could be seen was her head buried in the table, wriggling around.

Mo Yi could, of course, ignore the other party. The other party was already drunk, and if he drank some more wine that had been contaminated by Xiao Huoshou, he would have to bring up things that happened when he was three years old.

But the other party was, after all, a character that Mo Yi admired quite a bit back in the Honkai game. Especially when the other party, the Miss Pufferfish, who had just King's Return after being stunned by her sudden power-up, said those words, "Kiana, when you wake up, you will see that everything has changed... This is the Last Lesson," Mo Yi was moved by Da Wei Ge again and spent a lot of money on sodium chloride.

Ahem, Mo Yi wasn't wrong. While beauty is a lifelong thing, and strength is a matter of a particular version, the bewildered look on Herrscher Kiana after being hit successfully moved Mo Yi. It wasn't a matter of beauty, but rather that her bewildered expression was truly unique.

Therefore, Mo Yi still had a good impression of Himeko, which is why he asked Xiao Huo to give her a cappuccino to help her sober up, since her good friend Auntie had used it and said it was good.

After recalling the scene where Himeko was killed off, Mo Yi saw Yue Xia beside him, playing with the Homu doll that was about the same height as her with great interest.

She couldn't help but think to herself: This HOMU is clearly a strange rabbit, so why do Valkyrie like Bronya and the Headmistress like such a strange creature? My great Kyubey is much cuter in terms of appearance!

Xiao Huo quickly came out and placed the golden-glowing Cappuccino in front of Himeko.

Mo Yi: "..."

Mo Yi just said to add some deodorizing effects. Well, with this effect, Mo Yi thinks that if this Late Night Diner can't stay open in the future, Xiao Huo could apply for a special effects job. He'd definitely be a special effects artist with a million-dollar annual salary.

"Thanks--"

Himeko raised her head, muttered something, and then ignored the golden light effect, taking the cappuccino and chugging it down.

"Gurgle—"

Then came a loud burp.

"What a sweet wine!"

A little over a minute later, the specially prepared cappuccino for hangover relief also took effect.

Himeko sat up straight, rubbed her temples, and looked at the unfamiliar surroundings. She finally remembered what had happened.

She came back drunk, intending to play with Theresa. After opening Theresa's door, she arrived at this place, saw Theresa, gave her the Homu doll she had lost a bet to Theresa, and then drank a very sweet wine.

Hmm, and then the rules of the Late Night Diner came back to her mind.

"I have way too many of these, it's so weird—"

Himeko looked up and looked around, and soon saw Theresa playing with HOMU.

However, this Theresa was different from the Theresa she remembered. First of all, the clothing was different. Theresa would not wear the dark-style dress that Yue Xia was wearing now, nor would she have a twin-tail hairstyle. Her eye color was also different. Most importantly, there was her temperament. Although Theresa had a loli appearance, she would never exude such a natural and innocent temperament!

Therefore, it can be inferred that the girl in front of her is not the Theresa she knows!

Himeko tentatively called out:

"Theresa?"

"Stinky Auntie, why did you call me?"

He looked up at Himeko under the Yue Xia and asked her in confusion.

Himeko: "..."

It turns out I wasn't just imagining things; I really was being called "Stinky Auntie"!

"It's the older sister, little girl!"

Yue Xia's affection for Himeko is quite high, after all, this is the first time she has received a gift from someone else, and she also really likes the Homu doll.

"Okay, Stinky Big Sister—"

Himeko: "..."

The little girl who looks like Theresa, are you a devil?!

However, Himeko was in no mood to correct the situation, as the scene before her was far too bizarre.

She had killed many Honkai Beasts and even many evil Cultivator, and had naturally encountered many life-threatening crises, but she had never encountered such a bizarre situation.

Suddenly arriving at this small shop from Theresa's room, the first thing that popped into my mind was a little girl who looked almost exactly like Theresa.

Mo Yi saw through Himeko's thoughts and explained:

"Don't worry, it's just an ordinary little shop, it's just that the customers we serve are a bit special."

"If we wanted to harm you, it would have been most opportune when you were drunk."

Himeko: "..."

What you call ordinary might Taichi what I consider ordinary!

However, she was persuaded by Mo Yi's words. Given her drunken state just now, even Cultivator with a little skill could easily defeat her, an A-rank Valkyrie from the Far East Branch.

"Besides, your boss Derishya, is a regular customer like that."

After hearing Himeko, though skeptical, couldn't help but retort:

"I always feel that your pronunciation is a bit strange."

Mo Yi: "..."

Even Aunt Flo herself couldn't tell, so why did you, Himeko, immediately recognize it? And you still say there's no lesbian relationship between you two?

"It's perfectly normal for us locals to have a local accent!"

Just then, the wind chimes, signaling the arrival of guests, rang out again, "Ding-dong."

"Xiao Huo, give this academy dean a glass of the usual bitter melon juice first."

Before she arrived, her childish, loli-like voice came first.

"Without bitter melon juice cooked over a low flame, I always feel like something's missing at night."

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