When Did I Get a Twin Sister?
"It's all Himeko's fault. She wasted her time going on blind dates again. Why didn't she just work overtime and help me with my job?"
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Chapter 89: When did I get a twin sister?
Seeing the Dean, who was still dozing off in his office past 2 a. m., Theresa instantly regained full health and mana. Theresa was also brimming with support today.
"It's time to treat myself to a couple of cups (of bitter melon juice) at Xiao Huo's place."
Having said that, he carried Judas on his back and hopped and skipped like a rabbit back to the apartment, then went through the door to the Late Night Diner.
Then came the incident of Himeko.
Sitting there, pondering whether she should believe Mo Yi and how much of what he said she should believe, Himeko suddenly heard Theresa's familiar, sarcastic loli voice.
The corners of his mouth twitched involuntarily.
Okay, it seems that the boy was right. Judging from Theresa's tone, she's obviously a regular customer.
Upon entering, the academy head was about to walk to his usual spot, place the Judah-chan down, light a little Indian God Oil over a small flame to lubricate the Judas, and then drink the bitter melon juice.
Well, Theresa only discovered a few days ago, when she was arguing with Mo Yi about whether this Late Night Diner was a run-down place or not, that Judas could eat.
At that time, Theresa retorted defiantly:
"You said you can provide any kind of food here, so if you're so capable, bring my Judas something edible!"
Then Xiao Huo brought out a plate of Indian God Oil and poured it on Judas.
A few seconds later, the Indian God Oil disappeared automatically, apparently absorbed by Judas.
Then Judas emitted a brand new golden light, and occasionally it would automatically transform, just like someone who had drunk fake wine.
When Theresa returned, she discovered that after drinking the specially made Indian God Oil, Judas seemed to have been affected and had even unlocked a new mode, transforming into a bed for her to sleep in.
There is also an all-around turret that hides her inside. As for Theresa, there is only one thing to do: provide Judas with Honkai Energy so that the enemy can keep firing.
"Hime... Himeko?"
Then Theresa saw the face that had turned around, looking angry, and couldn't help but say, "What are you doing here? Weren't you on a blind date?"
"Could it be—"
The dean's gaze suddenly fell on Mo Yi, who was propping his chin up with one hand and watching the scene unfold, and he asked, "Is your blind date today Mo Yi, this heartless boss?!"
Mo Yi: "..."
How am I heartless! Do you know how many chickens and pufferfish I ate to replenish the body I emptied out to give birth to Xiao Huo?
Moreover, he plans to leave the throne to her. Compared to Tokiomi next door, I, Mo Yi, am simply the World's Number One Dad.
"Is your name Mo Yi, young man?"
As Theresa pointed, Himeko looked at Mo Yi, stroking her chin with one hand, her eyes seemingly gleaming with X-rays, and commented, "Quite handsome, just my type. Perhaps I can add him to the shortlist—"
"Wrong!"
Himeko realized she had almost been distracted by Theresa, so she ran over and gave Theresa a Hug-and-kill, saying, "If I weren't here, how would I know that Theresa likes to talk about me behind my back?"
"Don't expect me to help you with your work in the future!"
"Let me go, you... bomb girl— "
Theresa, who was Hug-and-kill, seemed to be greatly stimulated. Her short legs swung wildly in mid-air. After more than ten seconds, she finally broke free from Himeko's Hug-and-kill.
He said, quite annoyed:
"Believe it or not, I won't pay you your salary, Himeko!"
"Before you say that, please give me my salary for the first half of the year—"
Himeko completely ignored Theresa's threat and retorted:
"If it weren't for the fact that the Schicksal Headquarters still pays me a salary, I would have gone into business long ago with your salary!"
Mo Yi: "..."
Seeing Himeko and Theresa's interaction, Mo Yi's only feeling was that his stomach inexplicably felt full, as if someone had stuffed something into his mouth.
I also remembered something else: in Honkai Impact 3rd, Himeko once said that she was originally the Captain of the Hyperion, but was demoted because she tried to do something strange to the headmaster while drunk.
After dealing with the internal and external conflicts, Himeko finally remembered the important matter and, pulling Theresa aside, whispered something to Mo Yi and the others.
Okay, even if you can't hear it, you can guess that they are exchanging information about Late Night Diner.
Xiao Huo here is practically invincible. He once chased and slashed Great Black Dragon that claimed to be the 'Incarnation of Power' with a kitchen knife.
After listening to Himeko about how she got here and her own questions, Theresa briefly recounted her own experience, muttering under her breath, "This dean risks her life every night to come here and gather intelligence!"
"Don't be fooled by the fact that everything here seems perfect. The guests are really weird. I often see a slime who calls Rimuru coming here to eat. Oh, and there was also an arrogant skeleton who called I have already castrated myself,' but he was later chopped down by Little Fire."
"Yes, Xiao Huo is the girl with animal ears on her head—"
Listening to Theresa's strange information, Himeko was very curious, but she still discovered the truth hidden in Theresa's words: her biggest purpose was to come here and get bitter melon juice for free every night!
Hateful!
Such a dangerous mission, and he comes here alone every night to eat by himself, without inviting Himeko, it's just too much!
After hearing Theresa's words, Himeko was annoyed, but she didn't lash out, because she had known about Theresa's treacherous ways for a long time.
Himeko asked in an annoyed tone:
"Then explain yourself, when did you pair up with a twin sister?"
"Twin sister? When did I get a twin sister?"
Theresa thought to herself: I was created by my grandfather, how could I possibly have a twin sister? I've heard that other types of androids quickly lose their breath once they leave the nutrient solution.
That's right, Theresa didn't know that Lord Otto Pot of this World determined to Resurrect Kallen, had conducted a large-scale artificial human research project in order to Resurrect Kallen, thus creating a soul awakening for her, cough cough, her sister Valkyrie: Eclipse.
Especially after the Sin Hunter took the Yue Xia out of the laboratory, Otto wanted to chase after the 'resurrected Kallen ', but he was worried about her thoughts and troubled by why Otto left. He became somewhat disheartened and sealed the matter away. The only experimental record existed only in the Void Archive that only he could access.
"Isn't that it?"