The Captain Just Wants to Go Home and Play Games
Chapter 99

Auntie: We Might as Well Die Together!

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Himeko pointed at the Yue Xia figure, whose silhouette was blocked by a life- HOMU, and remarked:

"Look, that HOMU is the doll I lost the bet to you with, but I've given it to her now."

"Anyway, it's Theresa's your sister, so it should be fine, right?"

Theresa: "..."

My HOMU!

Picking up where we left off, when my friend was doing an aerial split and dancing with the Heavy-duty Rabbit Boy, another student passing by happened to see it all. He gave a wicked smile, said, "Awaken, Master of Frost," and rushed into the fray, starting a three-way dance. Meanwhile, the dean of students' affairs, who had arrived after receiving the news, stepped forward and shouted, "The time for judgment has come! Judas, Full Power Deployment!"

Chapter 90: Auntie: Let's die together!

Theresa and Himeko's conversation naturally couldn't be kept from Mo Yi, but he had no intention of getting involved. At this time, he just wanted to watch Jingjing, and if things got out of control, he would then offer his advice—"Gentlemen, please listen to what I have to say!"

Because Yue Xia was busy playing with HOMU, she didn't notice Theresa's arrival. Theresa, in turn, didn't notice Yuexia because Yue Xia was blocking her HOMU, and simply assumed that Yuexia was just another strange guest.

Auntie, filled with curiosity, walked over and then bypassed HOMU.

The sisters, separated for many years, finally looked at each other at this moment.

"Who are you--"

Seeing that face World's Number One Cutie, that she sees in the mirror every day, Auntie naturally wouldn't recognize that this is what she looks like!

Although Yue Xia's eyes are crimson, and her hairstyle and clothes are different from hers, who else could be so cute besides the headmistress Theresa?!

"You're the Theresa that Brother Mo Yi was talking about?"

Holding HOMU in her arms under the Yue Xia, she looked at Theresa with great curiosity. The other woman really was just like what Brother Mo Yi had said, very similar to her.

"My name is also Theresa, but my grandfather didn't give me this name; it was my sister Kallen who named me."

"Also, sister, are you really forty-seven this year?"

Auntie was still processing Yue Xia's words, but when she heard Yue Xia reveal her real age, she couldn't hold back any longer and loudly explained, "Nonsense, I'm only twelve years and four hundred and thirty months old this year!"

"Uh (⊙o⊙)..."

Although Yue Xia is intelligent and hasn't attended school, math is something that anyone would be completely lost if they were suddenly put to study it without prior knowledge.

"Brother Mo Yi— "

At this point, Yue Xia could only turn to Mo Yi, who seemed to know everything.

"A year has twelve months, more than four hundred and thirty months, which adds up to about thirty-five years and ten months."

Mo Yi gave Yue Xia a gentle pat on the head, then looked at Mo Yi Derishya, who was glaring fiercely at him, and explained, "Simply put, it means forty-seven years old. Just like you can be called Theresa, or you can be called the World's Number One Cutie, it means the same thing."

"Your sister just can't admit she's old. After all, when you're young, you want to grow up, but adults want to go back to being a child. We should be understanding of Auntie who's over forty."

Theresa: "..."

Theresa is the World's Number One Cutie!

No, you not only exposed me, but now you dare to say I'm too old in front of the dean?!

"Mo Yi, do you want Theresa to kick you away with her Homu Flying Kick?!"

"Don't you dare threaten Brother Mo Yi— "

Before Little Fire could even unleash a death stare at Theresa, Yue Xia couldn't take it anymore and puffed out her cheeks, saying, "Even if she's your sister, Theresa will chop you up with a giant axe!"

Aunt: "..."

At this moment, Himeko realized that the situation was more complicated than she had imagined. She came over and tried to calm the headmaster, who was in a berserk state, and whispered, "Calm down, Theresa."

How am I supposed to stay calm in this situation?

Theresa was quite happy to suddenly discover that she had a twin sister. After all, as an artificial human, she had always been lonely, which is why she was so easily won over by Kiana's Mother, Cecilia.

Before they could even embrace each other with tears in their eyes and recognize each other, the other person threatened to chop her up with a big axe because of Mo Yi, the heartless boss (because of Xiao Huo, Theresa always thought Mo Yi was a pervert who oppressed his employees and made them call him "Dad").

"Don't stop me, we'll die together!"

A minute later, after being persuaded by Himeko, the headmaster gave up her reckless behavior. She especially noticed that Xiao Huo had taken out a kitchen knife and was occasionally glancing at her with an emotionless look.

Once she calmed down, Auntie began to carefully sort out the cause and effect of the matter. Although Yue Xia didn't say much, just the word 'grandfather' reminded her of a certain blond man.

Of course, there were many other things that concerned her, such as what she overheard about her sister Kallen under the Yue Xia.

Derishya: Major Himeko, in my opinion, something is definitely amiss!

Under Mo Yi's persuasion, Yue Xia finally put aside her hostility towards her aunt and briefly talked about her and her sister's situation.

She was created by her grandfather, and then her sister revived her through her abilities. Later, her sister took her away and they wandered around. After listening to Yue Xia recount her experiences in a calm and collected tone, the headmaster couldn't help but recall many things. Just as she had guessed at the beginning, all of this was indeed done by her grandfather, Schicksal Bishop Otto Apocalypse.

However, her younger sister, whose background was not much different from her own, had not been as fortunate. From just a few words, she could tell that many nightmarish past events had occurred.

Long ago, or even now, Aunt Flo is still grateful to Otto, the man who gave her life, even though she was just a substitute created by him in pursuit of a woman who had died five hundred years ago.

However, after she caused the death of her best friend Cecilia because of the other party, she began to develop a rebellious spirit. Later, she helped Siegfried escape from the Schicksal with Kiana, and then left the Schicksal Headquarters to come to the Far East to establish St. Freya Academy, which is dedicated to training Valkyrie.

Now, when she sees the Yue Xia, she has the illusion of seeing her former self.

"Younger sister--"

When addressing Yue Xia, it felt a bit odd to have Theresa call her Theresa Yue Xia, so she simply addressed her as "sister."

"Why don't you come and live at my St. Freya Academy? It's very safe there, and Grandpa can't really control it."

Mo Yi: "..."

I don't believe you for a second!

Not to mention that your St. Freya Academy's funding needs to be approved by Lord Otto, there must be quite a few people in the St. Freya Academy who are Otto's people. As far as Mo Yi knows, Fu Hua, the class monitor of Shenzhou Flat, was originally ordered by Lord Green Otto to monitor Kiana's second-in-command!

With your management skills, Auntie, if it weren't for Lord Green Otto always cleaning up your messes, St. Freya Academy would have gone bankrupt long ago!

If it were Mo Yi, he would definitely make the Valkyrie debut as Campus Idol. On the one hand, it would increase the school's popularity and improve the image of the Valkyrie (Honkai Messenger). On the other hand, it could earn a lot of money just from merchandise. If it relies on others to allocate funds, wouldn't that be handing over the financial power to the Schicksal? What independence would it have?

If Lord Green Otto wants to deal with you, one economic sanction will make you beg for a sugar daddy.

"Don't want--"

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