"Oh, that was really brutal. Long Aotian's entire chest was pierced through, yet he still had one breath left..."
Xu Feng examined Long Aotian's current condition. His entire chest had been blown through; anyone else would have died long ago. Still, Long Aotian was not much better off—he was just one breath away from death.
"Your luck is pretty good. Not just anyone gets the privilege of receiving Lady Dragon's treatment..."
Xu Feng selected Bailu's panel and summoned their adorable little Bailu over. This directly triggered Bailu's innate skill, Healing Elixir: Wandering Physician. Long Aotian, who had nearly died, was healed in an instant.
"I'm actually still alive..."
When Long Aotian opened his eyes, he could hardly believe that he was still alive. An injury of that severity should have killed him no matter how he thought about it.
"You're awake. Then remember to report truthfully what happened to you when you return."
Xu Feng had not expected Shrek Academy to openly attack members of the Body Sect, nearly beating their Young Sect Master to death. That bastard Xuanzi had truly drunk himself senseless.
When Elder Xuan saw that the little girl with a dragon tail summoned by Xu Feng had instantly healed Long Aotian, who had been on the verge of death, his already dim-witted brain actually came up with the idea of making Xu Feng treat Mu En and the other Shrek Academy students.
"Boy, I'll give you a chance. Come with me and treat my students. I can spare your life."
Elder Xuan's words plunged everyone present into silence. Even the Skyscreen began broadcasting at that moment, letting everyone witness this unprecedented greatest fool of all time.
Douluo I Spacetime
Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect
"Fengzhi, just how much do you think this guy drank to say something like that?"
Chen Xin felt that he truly could not keep up with the times. Were people ten thousand years later all this bold? Where had he found the nerve to say such words?
Leaving aside the giant wolf that had appeared on their side, just the two gods under Xu Feng's command could tear him to pieces in an instant. Yet he dared speak to him like that.
"I don't know, but it confirms one thing for me: Shrek Academy truly is a scourge..."
Ning Fengzhi was certain that this academy would be razed to the ground. He was also thankful that he had not allowed Rongrong to join the Shrek Academy of this era, lest she be caught up in the future's retaliation.
Worship Hall
"Big Brother, people ten thousand years in the future are truly arrogant. He actually dared speak like that to someone with two gods under his command."
Golden Crocodile Douluo had never seen someone like this before. In their era, anyone who dared say such words would have grass two meters high growing over their grave.
"It seems the future has become far too merciful. Even someone like this can cultivate to Rank 98. The world is still far too tolerant."
Qiandao Liu could not understand how someone with such a brain had cultivated to Rank 98. After reaching the Titled Douluo level, cultivation became slower and slower. Those with poor temperament might never advance any further in their lives. Yet this lunatic had actually cultivated to Rank 98. Could he be a fallen Soul Master?
Spirit Hall
"Provoking all four great empires at once..."
After understanding the entire situation, Bibi Dong could only feel that this man was extraordinarily bold. Although she was also planning to transform Spirit Hall into the Spirit Hall Empire, declaring war on two empires at once required preparation.
Yet this man called Elder Xuan had provoked four empires simultaneously without any preparation. Either Shrek Academy in the future had truly become that powerful, or he was a spy who desperately wanted Shrek destroyed.
"So handsome..."
Hu Liena's attention was not on that matter at all. She had been completely captivated by the eight defined abdominal muscles Xu Feng had revealed, looking utterly lovestruck.
Shrek Academy
"Boss, do you think we'll get dragged into this?"
Zhao Wuji was truly terrified now. What if Xu Feng destroyed the Shrek Academy of that era, found it insufficient, and came over to their side afterward?
"How would I know?!"
Flender was nearly scared to death as well. Xu Feng's combat power could not be measured by the Soul Power Levels of Douluo Continent at all. If he wanted to come over and vent, the entirety of Shrek Academy attacking together would be no more than a stumbling block for him to crush beneath his feet.
Douluo II Spacetime
If the people of Douluo I Spacetime were watching a show, then Douluo II Spacetime had already begun making preparations. The entire Body Sect was among those mobilized.
"Xuanzi, you bastard, you're courting death! You actually dared touch my disciple!"
Du Busi had originally believed that it was merely a Soul Master Tournament. No one would dare specifically attack the Heaven Dou Empire's team, as that would amount to directly provoking the Heaven Dou Empire and indirectly provoking the other three great empires. Therefore, he had not arranged for anyone to accompany them.
He had never expected that this single oversight would nearly send his disciple to his grave. Xuanzi had openly attacked the Heaven Dou Empire and shamelessly tried to kill a junior.
In the past, only the Body Sect bullied others. When had anyone ever seen someone bully the Body Sect? If they did not avenge this grievance, then every last member of the Body Sect was born of dogs!
Dou Ling Empire
"Notify every army unit to prepare! It's time to start a war!"
Xue Xin became excited at once. After all, he had no daughter, and his younger sister had married long ago. Although the Dou Ling Empire had been the first to submit to the Sun Moon Empire, it was inherently the weakest of the four great empires.
It could not make much of a contribution on the frontal battlefield at all. Thus, he would never let go of any opportunity to earn merit. Based on his understanding of Xu Feng, the instant Xuanzi uttered those words, the war to destroy Shrek Academy had already begun.
"Xuanzi, don't worry. Once you're dead, I'll burn offerings for you every day! This heaven-sent fortune has finally fallen into my lap! Hahahahaha!"
Sun Moon Empire
"Damn! He actually dared threaten His Highness the Crown Prince? How many lives does he have?!"
"His Majesty has decreed! The entire army, advance! Target: Shrek Academy!"
The Sun Moon Empire directly dispatched all four great legions! With that fighting force, they could crush any empire head-on! Yet this time, their sole target was Shrek Academy!
Shrek Academy
"Xuanzi! You! Your mother..."
Mu En was about to curse Elder Xuan's ancestors directly. Shrek Academy had already faced the enormous problem of having no successor. Now things were simple—there was no need to worry about successors anymore, because Shrek Academy would not survive at all.
When Mu En thought of ten thousand years of heritage ending in his own hands, he spat out a mouthful of old blood and fell unconscious on the spot.
"Elder Mu!"
Sea God Pavilion immediately descended into chaos. Within Shrek Academy, those inner court students who had been brainwashed by Shrek Glory chose to fight to the death, while those who had not been brainwashed chose to flee at once. They had only come here to study—who wanted to play a life-or-death game with them?
For example, among the team currently participating in the Soul Master Tournament in the Star Luo Empire, Xiao Xiao directly declared that she was running. What kind of joke was this? Participating in the Soul Master Tournament was one thing, but asking her to risk her life? She would have to be crazy to stay.
As for the remaining few, their positions were rather awkward. Beibei was Shrek Academy through and through, so there was no way he could escape.
Xu Sanshi was also conflicted. Although he had a good relationship with Beibei, it had not reached the point where he would entrust his life to him. Moreover, his identity was sensitive, so keeping his head down was best.
Dai Huabin and Zhu Lu had simple thoughts. They were from the Star Luo Empire, after all. If they did not choose a side now, their parents would beat them to death. No family was willing to wait for the emperor's reckoning afterward.
At this moment, Elder Xuan still did not know that everything he had done had been broadcast by the Skyscreen, nor did he know that Shrek Academy had entered its countdown to destruction. Of course, he did not need to know, because his own life was about to enter its countdown as well.
"What remarkable courage, mongrel!"
Xu Feng switched the power within his body to another person—the King of Heroes, Gilgamesh. He would make this bastard experience what it felt like to be pierced through by countless weapons.
"Struggle to survive, mongrel. Otherwise, this king's wrath will be vented upon the Shrek Academy behind you."
Xu Feng leaped onto a streetlamp. Behind him, layers upon layers of golden ripples suddenly emerged. They were the Gate of Babylon. From every ripple, a differently shaped weapon slowly extended—a sword, a spear, an axe, a halberd, a curved blade, a lance... Not one was repeated. Every single one was a Noble Phantasm; in the terms of Douluo Continent, every single one was a Divine Artifact.
God Realm
"Impossible! How could he possess so many Divine Artifacts?! Even the Dragon God back then didn't have this many!?"
Destruction nearly thought he had gone blind. The Dragon God of old had already possessed a habit of collecting treasures, yet even so, the Divine Artifacts in his treasury had not numbered this many. Furthermore, Xu Feng was using these Divine Artifacts as disposable consumables.
"What extravagance. It's already difficult enough for us to possess even one, yet he uses Divine Artifacts like consumables."
Kindness looked at himself. When the previous God King of Kindness had departed, he had even taken his Divine Artifact with him, leaving the new God King of Kindness without a single Divine Artifact. He was practically the poorest God King in the God Realm.
"If we head down now, could we pick up a few and bring them back?"
Evil felt there was a high chance the other party would not retrieve them. So if they went down now, could they pick up a few Divine Artifacts?
"No! The rules of the God Realm cannot be broken!"
Although Destruction was drooling with envy as well, he still maintained the order the God Realm ought to have at this moment. They could not casually violate the rules established by the gods.
At the scene, Elder Xuan could only mobilize all his Soul Power and unleash his Martial Soul Avatar.
"Seventh Soul Skill, Taotie Avatar!"
His body swelled drastically. His skin tore apart before new flesh covered it, and in the blink of an eye, an enormous monster descended from thin air. It had the body of a goat and the teeth of a tiger, a pair of dark green eyes beneath its armpits, and two massive ox horns on its head curving skyward like crescents. Foul-smelling mist poured from its mouth.
The moment his opponent used his Martial Soul Avatar, Xu Feng summoned Vimana. He also pulled everyone below aboard the ship, then looked down upon the savage beast from above.
"So you're such an ugly mongrel! Hahahahahahaha! Then struggle with all your might to survive!"
Before his laughter faded, countless Noble Phantasms poured down like torrential rain, charging straight toward the Godly Taotie Bull. Elder Xuan roared, crossing his arms before him as layers of earthen-yellow Soul Power barriers rose, attempting to block the overwhelming assault.
However, it was meaningless.
The first spear pierced through the barriers. The second sword followed immediately after. The third, the fourth... Dozens of Noble Phantasms pierced the Godly Taotie Bull's enormous body in succession. Elder Xuan's supposedly impregnable defense was nothing more than a joke before the Gate of Babylon. In a single exchange, it was completely breached.
The Godly Taotie Bull staggered backward, its massive body crashing to its knees. Blood flowed from dozens of wounds, pooling into a dark-red lake upon the ground.
"Oh, you still have one breath left? Then let me show you something interesting..."
He raised his right hand. From the golden ripples behind him, an enormous sword slowly emerged. This sword was called the Mountain-Cleaving Sword, also known as the Verdant Horizon That Opens a Thousand Mountains. It was a god-forged sword containing the concept of "horizon." One swing was enough to sever mountain ranges and split open the earth.
"To die beneath this sword is your honor, mongrel."
Xu Feng slowly lowered his right hand, and the Mountain-Cleaving Sword slashed down toward the Godly Taotie Bull below. Facing this terrifying strike, the Godly Taotie Bull, which had long since lost the power to fight back, could only await death's arrival.
"No! I! I! How could I possibly die here?! You cannot kill me! I'm from Shrek Academy! I order you to stop immediately!"
Even at a time like this, Elder Xuan did not think of begging for mercy. Instead, he continued trying to use his Shrek Academy identity to pressure others, even spouting such nonsense as ordering Xu Feng to stop.
"What an ugly mongrel. Your heart is as ugly as your Martial Soul! Stop barking here, mongrel!"
Xu Feng had thought that this fellow would at least show some backbone when he died. He had not expected him to remain this pathetic even at death's door. So-called Shrek Glory had not only brainwashed those students; it had also brainwashed these pavilion elders.
"Yaoling!"
At Xu Feng's call, Yaoling immediately appeared at his side.
"Your servant is here. What are Your Majesty's orders?"
"Take this fellow's soul. This king wants him to watch carefully as the Shrek Academy in his heart is destroyed by this king's hand..."
"Your servant obeys!"
Yaoling immediately acted and seized Elder Xuan's soul. Elder Xuan's soul still tried to struggle. Even when facing the King of the Netherworld, he cursed loudly, still going on about Shrek's glory.
To protect everyone's ears, Yaoling directly muted him. At last, the world became peaceful for a moment.
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