One Piece: The Art of Explosions
Chapter 92

Bai Doudou Drove Ye Chen to Despair

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The sun and moon rise and fall, and in the blink of an eye, a week has passed.

Including the three days Ye Chen was unconscious, ten days have passed.

This week, Ye Chen's life was absolutely terrible!

"Smack smack"

Sitting cross-legged on the ground with his eyes closed, Ye Chen was cultivating, his upper body still bandaged. Beside him, a rabbit, seemingly out of nowhere, produced a carrot and, instead of making a crunchy sound, made a smacking noise as it ate it, hovering near Ye Chen's ear for a long time.

During this week, through conversations with Elder Rabbit, Ye Chen learned that they were the Mink Tribe, a magical race that, although they looked like animals, lived lives quite similar to humans.

They can walk, talk, and think; they can do everything that humans can do.

This is a primitive island, meaning it is inhabited by all sorts of ferocious beasts. The only intelligent creatures on this island are these two rabbits.

Ye Chen did not ask why he had ended up here.

However, the biggest impact these two rabbits had on Ye Chen was their force.

That's right, it's about strength. Although Ye Chen didn't know how powerful Elder Rabbit, he was definitely not weak. Just from the name of the rabbit, Bai Doudou, who was currently munching on a carrot, one could tell how formidable he was.

This guy, don't let his harmless appearance fool you. Sometimes he even seems a bit naive, but when he gets angry, he's incredibly tough.

What Ye Chen found most unbelievable was that Bai Doudou had mastered Armament Haki and Observation Haki, and her attacks were even electrified.

"Bai Doudou, can you go somewhere else to eat? Can't you see I'm cultivating?"

Opening his eyes, Ye Chen glared at Bai Doudou with a cold expression, barely managing to suppress his anger.

"You still haven't told me what I asked yesterday!" She munched on a carrot, her big, ruby-red eyes blinking as she looked at Ye Chen.

Before Ye Chen arrived, the wild beasts on the island were just Bai Doudou's usual pastime, but with Ye Chen around, hmph...

His face fell; Ye Chen felt a headache coming on just thinking about it.

Yesterday, this guy asked him a fatal question.

"Ye Chen, do human women's breasts look like Grandpa's, with two Whitebeard Pirates that are incredibly soft, too big to be held in one hand, and capable of changing into various shapes? And what is that cleavage like? Is it a bit dark?"

At that moment, Ye Chen was devastated. He didn't know how Elder Rabbit educating Bai Doudou, but Ye Chen was certain that it was definitely not normal education; it was a complete disaster.

"I've never seen it before!"

Ye Chen's face darkened. He didn't dare look at Bai Doudou's expectant face, because he was afraid he wouldn't be able to resist and would beat him to death.

"How could I not have seen it before? Aren't you human?"

She jumped up suddenly, Bai Doudou eyes wide.

"Depend on"

So Ye Chen didn't bother to answer. After that, Bai Doudou, like a persistent nightmare, began to haunt Ye Chen.

Standing up, Ye Chen dusted himself off, deciding not to cultivate anymore, because with this guy around, he might accidentally cause his blood and qi to surge.

"You still haven't told me!"

Following behind, Bai Doudou's height was almost up to Ye Chen's shoulder; if you included her ears, she was practically the same height.

That's not a rabbit, it's more like a person in rabbit skin! The wonders of this world are truly amazing.

"You'll have to find the answer yourself from now on!"

Rolling his eyes, Ye Chen didn't know why, but being with this idiot made him unable to suppress his emotions, and all sorts of feelings would always surface.

"Don't you have to go to the fields today?"

After walking across a meadow, Ye Chen saw a vast field filled with all sorts of oddly shaped radishes—red, white, and even green—and some strange things mixed in with them.

Okay! This is what this father and son usually eat.

"I brought my brother with me."

Bai Doudou perked up her ears and pointed at the monkeys, foxes, and even a tiger and a lion busy in the field. They were all working with incredible skill, just like farmers.

But looking at the scars on his body, you can tell what kind of despair he had gone through!

Especially the tiger and lion, still bruised and battered, had lost all their wild beastly majesty, obediently scratching at the weeds with their paws, looking utterly pitiful.

What a tragedy!

Seeing this, Ye Chen looked strangely at Bai Doudou, who was pretending to be stupid, and sighed inwardly.

"Hoo-hoo-hoo"

As Ye Chen and Bai Doudou walked through the fields, the wild animals busy with their crops tensed up and howled at Bai Doudou.

"Get to work right now! If anyone slacks off, I'll stew it tonight!" Bai Doudou raised her fist, her face full of threat.

"Awooo"

Bai Doudou's threat made all the animals tremble. They let out two aggrieved roars, then their legs trembled as they cautiously began to busy themselves.

Damn it, even Ye Chen couldn't stand it anymore.

Are you the devil?

We are all born of the same root, why are we so eager to harm each other? We are all animals, why are we so hostile towards each other?

Ye Chen's eyes twitched, and he quickened his pace, leaving the haughty Bai Doudou behind.

But just then, a Den Den Mushi rang. It was hard to believe that the Den Den Mushi on Ye Chen's body was still alive.

"Brubrubru"

"Hello!"

"Ye Chen, Yarklas has been destroyed. Did you capture Bartholomew Kuma?" Tsuru's voice came through the Den Den Mushi.

"No." Ye Chen thought for a moment, but in the end, he didn't mention the encounter with the dragon in Yarklas and the subsequent battle. After all, going out about it wouldn't do him any good.

The navy gained an additional Admiral position. Ye Chen only needed to think about it to realize that it was because the increasingly chaotic situation at sea and the emergence of the Revolutionary Army threatened the people of Mary Geoise. That's why the restrictions on the navy were relaxed. Otherwise, it would have been impossible under normal circumstances.

"We couldn't even capture you. It seems we need to reassess the threat posed by Bartholomew Kuma!"

Ye Chen's answer surprised He, who then spoke up.

"If there's nothing else, I'll hang up."

"Alright, the situation on the high seas has gradually calmed down recently. You need to accumulate more achievements."

"Knew."

After hanging up the Den Den Mushi, Ye Chen's gaze was deep, and it was unclear what he was thinking.

"Is this Grandpa's Den Den Mushi?"

Bai Doudou looked at the Den Den Mushi in Ye Chen's hand, poked it with her finger, and made the Den Den Mushi tumble several times.

Putting away the Den Den Mushi Bai Doudou.

Ignoring Bai Doudou's emotions, Ye Chen asked, "Is it still carrots tonight?"

Having eaten radishes for every meal, Ye Chen developed a psychological aversion to them and decided to try something different.

"No." Bai Doudou was still somewhat emotional and gave a cold snort.

But before Ye Chen could even breathe a sigh of relief, Bai Doudou's next words made Ye Chen want to kill him. "It's just a white radish."

"Is there a difference?" Ye Chen stared at Bai Doudou with hostility.

"Of course there's a difference." With her ears perked up and her short tail twitching, Bai Doudou analyzed confidently, "A red radish is a red radish, and a white radish is a white radish. How could there be no difference?"

Aren't they all just radishes?

"Carrots are red, and white radishes are white."

"You bastard!" Ye Chen blurted out.

What do you mean by "p"?

"It doesn't mean anything."

What do you mean by "it doesn't mean anything"?

Why do you ask so many questions!

How many questions do I have?

"Isn't that a lot?"

"You guess!"

Everyone should check out the animated series (The Amazing Rabbit). I watched it and it brought back some memories; it brought back so many childhood feelings! Of course, some of the rabbits in the show are based on the real-life Bai Doudou!

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