These Days Were Unbearable
Ye Chen has been on this unnamed island for a month now.
For him, aside from the few days he was unconscious, the days that followed were a nightmare. If it weren't for the life-saving grace he owed, he would have definitely sunk this damned island with a bang.
However, pain and pleasure coexist. Sometimes, besides pain, there is also pleasure, like right now.
"Boom"
Amidst swirling dust and uprooting giant trees, Ye Chen slowly rose to his feet amidst the falling rocks.
"Grandpa, the rabbit can't be left behind! Ye Chen, you're with me, are you feeling weak?"
On the other side of the ravine, Bai Doudou's hands were pitch black, crackling with electricity, and her red eyes looked disdainfully at Ye Chen's crotch.
With his long hair loose, Ye Chen paused as he brushed dust off his hands. His indifferent face suddenly crumbled, turning as black as the bottom of a pot.
What do you know?
I'm numb; I'm losing control of my emotions.
"Hmph, Rabbit Lord know a lot more than you do."
Full of disdain, Bai Doudou stood with her hands on her hips, head held high, looking like she was something special.
No need to guess, it must have been that old rabbit who taught it again. What kind of lousy education is this? Aren't rabbits supposed to be cute, docile, and genuine? But from the month Ye Chen has been around, this rabbit is more unruly than other rabbits.
He often uttered incomprehensible and infuriating words from his large front teeth. Logically speaking, Ye Chen's mind was like stagnant water, rarely showing any emotion.
But here, my emotions surged several times.
However, the more Ye Chen interacted with the Rabbit Lord, the more alarmed he became. Leaving aside Bai Doudou, that idiot, Ye Chen couldn't see through the Elder Rabbit alone.
Although he didn't know the extent of the strength, Ye Chen admired the extensive knowledge the person possessed.
Even a fool would know that this fits the old man's characteristics, given his past life's tumultuous past. He was clearly a reclusive powerhouse.
"Smack smack"
From somewhere, Bai Doudou pulled out a carrot and started munching on it, looking at Ye Chen with a hopeful expression.
For some time now, Ye Chen couldn't understand why these Rabbit Lords, always made smacking noises when they ate.
For example, right now, Bai Doudou is eating a carrot. Normally, it should be crunchy, right? But instead, it's making a smacking sound... how the hell is that possible?
Now, Ye Chen's hair stands on end whenever he hears that voice.
"You still haven't answered me. Are you impotent? Are you physically weak?"
With a sullen face, Ye Chen didn't reply, but instead showed Bai Doudou his message through his actions.
"Bai Doudou, I let you off easy in the last few fights. This time, if I don't beat you black and blue, I'll change my name to something Ye Chen!"
Being with this idiot, Ye Chen's personality from his previous life immediately went out of control.
"You dare to ambush me, Rabbit Lord? I'll make you stand upside down!"
After devouring the carrot, Bai Doudou's claws crackled with electricity. With one hand braced against the ground, her taut right leg exploded with a terrifying force, kicking directly at Ye Chen.
With each punch and kick, a gust of wind swept across the air, and a massive Shockwave ripped up the ground and trees, engulfing everything in all directions—a truly horrifying sight.
"Bang bang"
A man and a rabbit, their forms invisible, appeared and disappeared in the jungle, sometimes in the air, sometimes on the ground, causing widespread destruction.
On the other side of the island, Elder Rabbit turned around from the field, listened to the constant roaring, and smiled.
"Perhaps it's time!"
He had been observing Ye Chen for a month, and now he was relieved.
The sounds of collisions continued for several hours in the jungle.
"Hiss"
Ye Chen covered his swollen right cheek, gasped, and slowly walked out of the jungle.
Behind her, Bai Doudou's long ears were tied into a bow, her whole face looked like a steamed bun, her eyes were squinted into slits, and she was even smoking.
A pair of strong legs, which should have allowed him to walk with a steady gait, were now limping. If it weren't for the tree branch he was using as a crutch, he might already be crawling on the ground.
"You scoundrel, go for it! Rabbit Lord's handsome face is so swollen!"
Trembling, Bai Doudou leaned on her crutch and moved step by step, her sausage lips cursing at Ye Chen's back.
"How dare you! Who struck first with such force?"
Ye Chen turned around and pointed to his bruised left eye. Even though he was blind, he could still feel it. He didn't even need to look; he definitely had a black eye now.
Are you as swollen as I am?
With her chest puffed out, Bai Doudou tilted her head back, which was covered in bumps, and struggled to open her eyes, glaring angrily at Ye Chen.
"Try it again, and I'll blow you up."
Ye Chen cursed loudly, raised his middle finger menacingly, and then, ignoring Bai Doudou's questions, quickly left.
"What did that mean just now?"
Why are you pointing your finger up?
"Hey! Wait for me!"
"You p"
Behind them, Bai Doudou became a chatterbox and hurriedly followed Ye Chen.
This scene is somewhat melancholic. Ever since Ye Chen said that last time, Bai Doudou cleverly figured it must be an insult, so she learned it. She absorbed many advanced ideas from Ye Chen like a sponge.
Therefore, they buzzed around Ye Chen like flies.
Ye Chen's mentality also collapsed. Some of the curses he had used in his past life unknowingly came out, causing his originally unhealthy mind to change suddenly.
One has psychological trauma and hides his original personality; the other is a reclusive, talkative person curious about everything. When these two come together, something extraordinary is bound to happen!
"You're the one who's spouting nonsense! Are you a broken record? Just mimicking Lao Tzu!"
What is a language repeater?
"It's all swollen like this, can you please shut up!"
Tell me first!
"I'm not telling you!"
"You p"
Try again.
"You p"
"Say it again if you dare."
"You p"
You're the one who should curse your ancestors!
"What do you mean when you say your ancestors?"
"Damn it, can you shut up?!"
"Cannot!"
"Bang"
"Ah!" Bai Doudou covered her eyes and screamed in pain. She threw away her crutches and immediately started fighting with Ye Chen.
"Bai Doudou, I'll kill you!"
Covering his nose, Ye Chen cursed loudly.
"Come on, let's hurt each other!"
"Bang bang!"
Rolling around on the ground, dust flying everywhere, the man and the rabbit, scratching and biting, rolled down the hillside.
An hour later, in the place where Ye Chen woke up a month ago, a man and a rabbit sat on the bed, their heads covered in bandages, only their eyes visible, and their whole bodies exuding the scent of herbs.
Invisible sparks ignited in the air as the two men glared fiercely at each other.
"What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen such a handsome Rabbit Lord?" Bai Doudou winked.
"Handsome? How handsome are you? You look more like a cricket!" Ye Chen's eyes were full of disdain.
What is a cricket?
"You don't even know what a cricket is, yet you claim to know everything? Why don't you just go and do it yourself?"
Are you challenging Rabbit Lord's authority?
"You think I'm afraid of you? Come at me if you dare, I'll blow you up."
"Come here if you Rabbit Lord, and I'll scratch you to death!"
Come here.
Come here.
"Bai Doudou, I've put up with you for far too long."
"I've been putting up with you for a long time, Rabbit Lord."
Staring at each other, the human and the rabbit somehow ended up in a verbal battle based solely on their gazes.