Douluo: My Martial Soul Is Guga—Starting by Kidnapping the Ice Empress
Chapter 15

Myriad Worlds Express Guga, Guga's Goose Network!

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"Doro?"

Doro crossed her little hands, wearing a thoughtful expression.

"Guga!"

Guga reached into her pocket, then pulled out a phone and opened the Guga external delivery app.

"Gugu Gaga (Let's just order takeout.)"

"Guga (Fairy Chicken, what materials do you need?)"

Holding the phone, Guga asked.

"What exactly do you have in that little pocket of yours?"

Qin Qi looked at the phone in Guga's hand and could not help but complain.

Were they Gugu Gaga, or Doraemon?

"How presumptuous, you chicken!"

Xianyun blurted out instinctively, but after saying that, she still listed the materials she needed.

"Guga (The order's been placed. It'll arrive soon.)"

Gugu Gaga ordered the materials, then put away the little phone.

"Guga (Human, I want to buy a refrigerator. Let's buy a refrigerator.)"

Gugu Gaga tugged at Qin Qi's sleeve, her big eyes full of pleading.

"A refrigerator? Guga, we live in the Far North. Why would we buy a refrigerator?"

Qin Qi looked around. The snow had not even melted yet. Did they really need a refrigerator here?

"Guga (It's very comfortable to sleep in!)"

Gugu Gaga said this with great seriousness.

"Sleep... Guga sleeping in a refrigerator somehow sounds perfectly reasonable."

"Fine. How much is it? Can we afford it?"

Qin Qi wore a helpless expression. There was no helping it—his Guga could only be spoiled.

"Guga (Five Cookies!)"

Guga raised a little wing as she spoke.

"Buy it!"

Qin Qi said without hesitation.

"Guga!"

Guga bounced excitedly, then took out her little phone and ordered the refrigerator.

"Doro, doro (Doro wants a TV. Doro wants to watch TV.)"

Doro also took out a pink little phone and flipped to the TV page.

Then she looked at Qin Qi with a pitiful expression.

"How much is yours?"

Qin Qi looked at Doro, then Guga, and finally himself. He reached into the pocket of his Penguin Suit.

Yep, there was nothing inside.

"Doro (Five Oranges!)"

Doro raised her little hands as she spoke.

"Buy it!"

"While you're at it, buy me a phone too. I want one in black and white."

Qin Qi felt unbalanced seeing that everyone had one except him. He wanted a phone too.

"Guga."

"Doro!"

Guga and Doro immediately placed Qin Qi's order for him. Then everyone sat there and waited for the delivery to arrive.

"May I ask what this is? What sort of mechanism is it?"

Xianyun looked curiously at Guga and Doro's little phones as she asked.

"It's a phone. Well, it's used for making calls. You can communicate even from thousands of miles away."

"Come to think of it, where are the two of them getting a signal?"

Qin Qi was curious. Douluo Continent definitely did not have signal towers, so where did Doro and Guga's signal come from?

"A phone. What an interesting invention. I wonder if you could lend one to this adeptus for study."

Xianyun said.

"You can, but don't touch these two little ones' phones. Once mine arrives—"

"You can study it however you like. It's fine even if you take it apart, or even if I just give it to you."

Qin Qi reached out and patted Doro and Guga's heads, smiling as he spoke.

"Then thank you very much."

Xianyun nodded. She felt that Qin Qi was quite generous. He was a good person.

"By the way, Fairy Chicken, you really like mechanical arts, right?"

Qin Qi suddenly remembered something. Xianyun seemed to be very fond of mechanical arts.

She had once traveled all across Teyvat in order to study them.

"How presumptuous, you chicken!"

Xianyun replied instinctively.

"Still, this adeptus does indeed love mechanical arts. An adeptus's life is long, and over those long years, one must have things one loves."

"This adeptus has invented many things before. They were all very impressive inventions."

Xianyun raised her head proudly as she spoke, already waiting for Qin Qi to ask what she had invented.

"Really? Fairy Chicken, this world actually has an invention called a Soul Tool."

"It can also be considered an application of mechanical arts. If you're interested, you can study it."

Instead of asking about Xianyun's inventions, Qin Qi began introducing Soul Tools to her.

"Soul Tools? They sound very interesting. I wonder if you have any Soul Tools here?"

Xianyun immediately grew curious. She truly loved researching all sorts of mechanisms.

Soul Tools struck right in her sweet spot.

"I don't have any here, but you can go take a look in the city over there."

"They should have some for sale there. Though when you go, remember to take human form."

"Here, a Fairy Chicken as large as you would draw a lot of attention. You might even be attacked."

Qin Qi pointed toward the distant city. Their small village did not have Soul Tools, but the city might sell them.

"Mm, this adeptus understands. This adeptus will travel around later."

Xianyun nodded. She had originally planned to return after completing Doro's commission.

But now, it seemed she would need to stay a while longer. She wanted to properly study these Soul Tools.

"Guga! (No matter when or where!)"

"Doro! (No matter the hardships or obstacles!)"

"Guga, Doro (Myriad Worlds Express, our mission must be delivered!)"

A Guga wearing a yellow courier uniform and a little cap appeared in the air.

At the same time, a courier Doro appeared as well.

"Guga (Ancestor, the materials and refrigerator you ordered have arrived.)"

"Doro (Ancestor, the TV and phone you ordered have also arrived.)"

Courier Guga and courier Doro took out a small delivery box, then opened it.

A large quantity of materials instantly emerged, along with the TV and phone.

"A spatial storage artifact!"

"This delivery service is seriously extravagant!"

Qin Qi could not help showing a surprised expression. As expected of Guga Express and Doro Express.

Even their delivery box was so unusual.

"Guga (Human, please sign for it.)"

Holding a tablet, Guga walked over to Qin Qi, stood on tiptoe, and handed it to him.

"Alright, I'll sign for it now."

Qin Qi used the tablet to sign for the delivery. As he did, an order notification suddenly popped up.

[Ding, an order from Son Goku, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, beneath Five Elements Mountain in the Journey to the West World.] [Order request: One peach. Please deliver as soon as possible.]

"Uh... is that Son Goku the Son Goku I'm thinking of?"

Qin Qi looked at the information on the tablet and froze for a moment. Then he looked at courier Guga.

He could not help sighing inwardly. Guga's goose network was so extensive that she even knew the Great Sage Equal to Heaven.

"Guga, these are Cookies. Doro, these are Oranges."

"See if they're enough. If not, I'll figure something else out."

Qin Qi returned the tablet to courier Guga, then took out two bags of Cookies and Oranges and handed them to Guga and Doro.

"Guga (They're delicious. They're enough for this delivery fee.)"

"Doro (The Oranges are sweet too. Doro is very satisfied.)"

Courier Guga and courier Doro each took a bite, then revealed satisfied expressions.

"Guga (Ancestor, if there's nothing else, we'll be leaving. We have another order.)"

"Guga (Bye-bye.)"

"Doro (Ancestor, Doro is leaving too.)"

"Doro (Bye-bye.)"

"Bye-bye."

Qin Qi, Doro, and Guga waved goodbye to courier Guga and courier Doro.

"Could I work part-time for Myriad Worlds Express someday too? I want to see other worlds as well."

Qin Qi also wanted to work for Myriad Worlds Express. He wanted to meet the Great Sage Equal to Heaven too.

"Alright, now that the materials are here, this adeptus shall begin."

Xianyun looked at the complete set of materials, transformed into human form, and began making furniture.

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