Douluo: My Martial Soul Is Guga—Starting by Kidnapping the Ice Empress
Chapter 4

Uzumaki Guga Arrives! The Ice Empress Appears!

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"Gugu Gaga (I'll be right back.)"

After saying that, Gugu Gaga vanished into thin air again, leaving no trace behind.

"Mm, I understood. She said she'd be right back."

"By the way, is that Guga's own ability, or is it because she's a summoner?"

Qin Qi tilted his head, his eyes full of curiosity. He conjured a cookie and took a bite himself.

"Wow, my cookies are really delicious."

Qin Qi's eyes immediately lit up. These cookies were truly delicious, countless times better than any he had eaten before.

Qin Qi ate cookies while admiring the Sunflowers. This time, the wait was much longer than before.

But when Guga returned, he was truly shocked.

"Gugu Gaga (I'm back!)"

Gugu Gaga had returned. She wiped sweat that did not exist from her head with her tiny hand.

"Gugu Gaga (That was really hard work for Guga this time. You have to give Guga more cookies.)"

"Gugu Gaga (Let me introduce you. This is the Guga master I found.)"

As Gugu Gaga spoke, she spread her little wings and gave the Guga beside her a dazzling entrance.

"Guga."

This Guga stood with her hands on her hips. A white cloak hung behind her, its edges patterned with red flames.

She wore a forehead protector engraved with a triangular mark.

"This is... Uzumaki Guga!"

Qin Qi stared at the Gugu Gaga who looked like Uzumaki Naruto, his eyes widening at once.

That outfit was the Fourth Hokage's outfit, and that forehead protector... was from a plush toy.

This was Uzumaki Guga!

"Guga (Sasuguga!)"

Uzumaki Guga shouted instinctively, then looked around and realized her Naruto Doro had not come along.

With no one to shout back at her, she scratched her little head awkwardly, revealing an adorable expression.

"Gugu Gaga (Human, hello. I'm the teacher the ancestor found.)"

Uzumaki Guga greeted him very politely.

"Y-you, hello."

Qin Qi more or less understood. She was greeting him.

"Guga (Human, if you want to become stronger, Guga can teach you ninjutsu.)"

"Guga (First is the chakra refinement method. Do this, then this, and then you're done.)"

"Guga (Human, did you learn it?)"

Uzumaki Guga was truly straightforward. She immediately began teaching, her little face wearing a very serious expression.

"..."

"Gugu Gaga?"

Qin Qi tilted his head. Sorry, but he had not even begun learning Guga language. That had been too complicated, and he had not understood it.

"Gugu Gaga (?)"

Uzumaki Guga and Gugu Gaga both tilted their heads after hearing Qin Qi's words.

They did not understand what Qin Qi was babbling in Guga language.

"Guga (Human is very dumb. He probably didn't understand.)"

Gugu Gaga said.

"Gugu Gaga, Guga (Is that so? Then how am I supposed to teach him, Ancestor?)"

Uzumaki Guga revealed a troubled expression. Teaching was more troublesome than she had expected.

Had she known, she would not have come just for a few cookies.

"Guga (I can learn it instead. Once I become stronger, I'll protect Human!)"

Gugu Gaga patted her chest, wearing an immensely proud little expression.

Then she walked over to Qin Qi, reached out, and patted his leg with a sympathetic look.

"Even though I didn't understand them, I get the feeling these two are saying bad things about me in Guga language!"

Qin Qi vaguely had a feeling that these two were definitely insulting him behind his back.

"Guga."

Uzumaki Guga nodded and began teaching. Her method really was do this, do that, and then do this again.

That was right, nothing had been omitted. Uzumaki Guga really just messed around like that, and then she learned ninjutsu.

"Gugu Gaga (Mm.)"

Gugu Gaga nodded very seriously, then began refining chakra—and learned it.

"Fuck!"

"What the hell is this? She learned it after just a few Gugas?"

"Also, even though I can't understand them, judging from that teaching demonstration, is this really something we can learn?"

Qin Qi could not help opening his mouth wide. What kind of ridiculous teaching was that?

How did she learn it after just a couple of Gugas? Were those two Gugas hiding some kind of hypertext link?

Could you click it and download the skill directly? If not, it was hard to explain.

"Gugu Guga!"

Uzumaki Guga clapped her hands together, and an enormous wooden Buddha statue appeared behind her.

"Guga! (Ancestor, did you learn it?)"

Uzumaki Guga asked.

"Guga (No!)"

Gugu Gaga replied.

"Damn it, what are you even doing? Hahaha."

Qin Qi laughed from exasperation. Was this even proper ninjutsu? There were no hand seals, no techniques.

Clap her hands once, say a Guga, and whatever she wanted appeared. Gugu Gaga's talent really was absurdly heaven-defying.

After everyone had worn themselves out playing, Qin Qi gave each of the two Gugas a cookie.

The three of them sat amid the farmland, watching the swaying Sunflowers as they leisurely ate cookies.

"Guga."

After some cultivation, Qin Qi understood that he most likely would never be able to learn it.

However, he discovered that while Gugu Gaga cultivated, his Soul Power seemed to increase as well.

After hesitating for around three seconds, he gave up cultivating. He decided to just slack off.

"Guga (Human, what are you Guga-ing about again?)"

Gugu Gaga tilted her head again. She could understand Qin Qi's human language, but she could not understand Qin Qi's Guga language.

"Guga (Ancestor, these cookies are delicious. Can I bring some back for Naruto Doro?)"

Uzumaki Guga ate happily, but she had not forgotten Doro at home. She wanted to bring some back for Doro.

"Gugu Gaga (Human, can you give Guga some more? Guga wants to take them back for her friends.)"

Uzumaki Guga tugged at Qin Qi's clothes and spoke adorably.

"Mm, not enough to eat? Then I'll give you some more."

Qin Qi made more cookies and gave them to Guga.

"Guga (Human, you're so nice.)"

Uzumaki Guga revealed a happy expression. She decided to stay a few more days and teach Qin Qi some more ninjutsu.

That afternoon, Qin Qi was tending the farmland while Gugu Gaga and Uzumaki Guga went out to play.

At first, the two only played near the village, but as they walked, they got lost.

For some reason, they had ventured deep into the Far North.

"Gugu Gaga (Where is this?)"

Gugu Gaga looked around, scratched her head, and asked in confusion.

"Guga (I don't know, but it looks like there's someone over there. Let's go ask.)"

Uzumaki Guga shook her head, then pointed into the distance with her little wing.

The two Gugas walked over and saw a group of emerald-green scorpions there.

"Gugu Gaga (Excuse me, where is this?)"

Gugu Gaga asked.

Without another word, the Ice Jade Scorpions attacked Gugu Gaga, sending her flying.

But she was not injured, only dizzy.

"Guga! (You dare bully Ancestor? Watch me beat you up!)"

Uzumaki Guga immediately got angry. With a flap of her little wings and a single Guga, the earth arm she conjured directly pinned down the Ice Jade Scorpion.

"Guga (Now you know how powerful we are, Guga!)"

Uzumaki Guga said.

"What are you two things? How dare you cause trouble on my territory!"

Accompanied by a tremendous rumble, an emerald-green young woman walked over, radiating an overwhelming aura.

The Ice Jade Scorpions obediently gathered around her, silently guarding their king.

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