World of the Living, Karakura Town, in the afternoon.
"Hey! It's so annoying!!!"
Putting the backpack on his shoulders, Shinji Hirako squinted his eyes, rubbed his yellow hair, and kept complaining.
"Sure enough, it's because I did something I'm not used to! Are you taking a holiday test? You're so stupid! Then again, why do I have to go to school just because I play the role of lobbying Ichigo! I still can't accept it!"
Taking a step forward, Shinji Hirako shouted angrily, "Damn it, it's all Hiyori and Kensei's fault. It's definitely them and Kisuke's accomplice. I won't spare them the next time we meet!"
Muttering viciously, Shinji Hirako suddenly felt something strange happening behind him. However, before he could react, a foot kicked him on the butt. He was kicked out with such force that he hit the wall with a "bang!"
"It hurts so much! Who is it! Actually..."
Covering his head, Shinji Hirako turned around and shouted angrily. He wanted to see who was so bold, but when he saw the figure in red sportswear walking slowly over, his body suddenly trembled.
"Hi... Hiyori!"
Without any answer, Hiyori Sarugaki just instantly launched his signature stunt, tilted his body, threw out the slippers under his feet, caught it, and slapped Shinji Hirako hard on the face.
"Who told you to procrastinate? Idiot!"
"I'm sorry!"
Shinji Hirako's passive skill is activated immediately. Facts have proved that no matter what, at this time, it is better to admit your mistake first.
"Where is Ichigo Kurosaki!"
"No! Not yet..."
"Not yet, what's going on yet!"
Holding the collar with one hand and pulling the hair with the other, Hiyori Sarugaki shouted angrily, "Didn't I tell you to trick him in quickly with some sweet words?"
"You said that, but he couldn't listen!" Shinji Hirako tried his best to defend himself.
"Then hurry up and use all your strength to catch him! If he resists, just give him a beating!" Hiyori Sarugaki roared as it should be.
"Eh!" Shinji Hirako was powerless; "I knew you would say this, you violent person, but no matter what, that guy Ichigo is also Kukaku's brother! Isn't it appropriate to give him a beating?"
"Whatever! Give him a beating first, that guy Kukaku is not here anyway!" Hiyori Sarugaki shouted without thinking; "Besides, I worked hard to help her train her brother, and she still wants to thank me!"
"This is not the same thing at all!"
"Stop being so wordy!"
"Found it!"
In vain, a slightly uneasy voice sounded. Hiyori Sarugaki loosened his grip on Shinji Hirako's collar and turned around very unhappy.
One boy and one girl, wearing the same white tie school uniforms as Shinji Hirako.
"Orihime!"
Standing up and saying in surprise, Shinji Hirako subconsciously missed Yasutora Sado next to Orihime Inoue.
"Shinji!"
Hiyori Sarugaki hooked his fingers without looking back, and then when Shinji Hirako came over with a puzzled look on his face, he immediately turned around, pulled his hair down, and bumped into him.
"Why are you being followed! Idiot!"
Hiyori Sarugaki the Roar, as for Shinji Hirako, was too dizzy to speak.
"Because I think even if I ask Kurosaki-kun, he will only answer nothing, so I will ask you directly!"
Although he was very uneasy, Orihime Inoue still asked, "Hirako, who are you, and what do you want to do to Kurosaki-kun!"
"Humph!" Hiyori Sarugaki snorted coldly, took a few steps forward, and said with an unhappy face, "Do you think we will tell you obediently if you ask like this?"
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In silence, Orihime Inoue and Yasutora Sado looked at each other, not knowing what to say.
"Hiyori Sarugaki!"
"Ah!!!"
"Ah what! This is your name!" Hiyori Sarugaki raised his finger and pointed at himself; "Please tell me my name too!"
"Orihime Inoue!"
"Yasutora Sado!"
The two of them were really stunned by Hiyori Sarugaki's behavior, but they still said their names.
"The princess and the tiger!" Brown eyes narrowed slightly, and Hiyori Sarugaki shouted unhappily; "What an arrogant name! We are just monkeys in peace, now I am really envious!"
"What is the average thing? I am the only one who is not a living thing! Don't just count me in, idiot!"
Pressing his nose, Shinji Hirako complained very quietly, but he obviously ignored Hiyori Sarugaki's ears.
"Ahhhhhh!!!"
"And she actually has such big breasts and flowing long hair, it's really annoying! This woman..."
"That's just your prejudice! And it's only against Orihime!"
Holding her nose that was still bleeding, Shinji Hirako was still muttering unyieldingly, so...
"Ahhhhhh!!!"
"Really, but forget it, I have nothing to say anyway!"
Shinji Hirako, Hiyori Sarugaki, who ignored the painful cramps behind his back, put his hands on the Zanpakutō knife handle tied behind his back.
"You just die here!"
Hiyori Sarugaki's voice was low and repressed, and the solemn murderous aura began to spread. Orihime Inoue and Yasutora Sado, who were the first to bear the brunt, subconsciously took a few steps back and turned pale.
As the elite Bleach a hundred years ago, especially Lieutenant among them, although World of the Living has not done anything for a long time, his murderous aura is still so strong.
"Hiyori!"
Shinji Hirako's face changed. All he wanted to do was to take the person away quickly. However, before he could reach out his hand, a figure appeared behind Hiyori Sarugaki out of thin air. Seeing that figure, Shinji Hirako breathed a sigh of relief.
"Hey, hey, hey! Don't be so angry! It's better for girls to be quiet. Although I don't agree with this, what should I do if you can't get married like this?"
He put his hand on Hiyori Sarugaki's shoulder, put his mouth close to her ear, and blew a mischievous breath. Looking at Hiyori Sarugaki's face that turned red in an instant, Yoruichi Shihōin smiled unscrupulously.
"Damn it! You don't need to be here to complain!"
The Zanpakutō holding the hilt in his hand suddenly came out, and he slashed it without thinking, hitting nothing as expected. Hiyori Sarugaki roared in anger, "Take care of yourself first, bastard, don't provoke me whenever you show up!"
"What a provocation!" Yoruichi Shihōin spread his hands innocently; "Long time no see, do you want to get in touch with you? Hiyori, I will be very sad if you say that!"
"You still know it's been a long time! What should I contact you for?" Hiyori Sarugaki came forward again with a knife; "You are still sad, why are you hurt! Don't act like I'm bullying you!!!"
"Now it's obvious that you are chasing me with a knife! Pity me, a weak and defenseless woman..."
"Stop joking, you are a weak girl!!!"
Hiding, hiding, hiding, hiding!
As Body Flicker, Yoruichi Shihōin was avoiding Hiyori Sarugaki's knife, which was slashing at random, while continuing to provoke her, which made her furious.
"Hey, hey! It's true!" Shinji Hirako looked at it with black lines all over his head.
"Night...Miss Yoruichi!"
Orihime Inoue and Yasutora Sado finally came to their senses and immediately went to help, but were blocked by Shinji Hirako.
"Hirako classmate!"
"At this time, it's better for you to watch quietly!" Shinji Hirako said in a deep voice.
"But..." Orihime Inoue wants to say something else.
"It's okay!" Yasutora Sado interrupted; "Inoue, don't worry, Miss Yoruichi is so powerful, nothing will happen to you!"
"That's right!"
Orihime Inoue also breathed a sigh of relief. She didn't know how strong Yoruichi Shihōin was, but in short, it was strong.
"What are you all thinking!" Shinji Hirako shook his head helplessly.
On the other side, one was still chasing and the other was hiding. What was different from usual was that the person chasing had a livid face, while the person dodging had a relaxed expression on his face, and even made provocations from time to time.
"Damn it! Damn it! I'm not coming!!!"
In vain, Hiyori Sarugaki stopped and shouted angrily.
"Hey, hey! I'm not coming now!" Yoruichi Shihōin curled his lips with a bored look on his face; "Hiyori, you've regressed!"
"Stop being so wordy!"
"But, speaking of it, Hiyori, I haven't seen you for more than a hundred years, how come you..." Pointing his finger to his chin, Yoruichi Shihōin's golden eyes glanced around, and he sighed again and again, "Why has there been no change at all? Have you grown taller? Your figure is still the same!"
"Yoruichi Shihōin, I told you to stop talking so much!"
I was instantly struck by the pain, Hiyori Sarugaki became angry for a while the Roar.
"But..."
Yoruichi Shihōin had a big smile on his wheat-colored face; "I miss you so much! Hiyori, Hirako······"
"Ah!" Putting Zanpakutō back into the scabbard, Hiyori Sarugaki stepped forward, his brown eyes filled with emotion; "Long time no see! Yoruichi, your appearance has changed a lot. Unlike that bastard Kisuke Urahara, your personality has also become so bad!"
"After all, your character is quite bad!"
Shinji Hirako splashed cold water on the side in a desperate manner, his voice was very small, quiet enough for Hiyori Sarugaki to hear.
"Shut up, you bald man!"
"Ahhhhhh!!!"
"Ah, ah, ah! You two still have a great relationship as always! It's really enviable, enviable..."
Looking at Hiyori Sarugaki and Shinji Hirako who were making a fuss, Yoruichi Shihōin waved his hand and smiled unscrupulously.
"Who has a good relationship with the bald man!" Hiyori Sarugaki.
"Who has a good relationship with an idiot!" Shinji Hirako.
"Don't imitate me, hum!" they shouted in unison, and both of them turned their heads to one side.
"Hahaha!!!"
"Shut up, you're laughing so hard!"
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Go to hell! Yoruichi Shihōin, don't run, stop!!!"
"You should catch up first and then talk! Hiyori!"
"Damn it!!!"
"Wait for me!"
Seeing Yoruichi Shihōin running away and Hiyori Sarugaki chasing after him fiercely, Shinji Hirako twitched the corners of his mouth and quickly followed.
Only two people were left standing there, stunned.
"It turns out that they all know Mr. Miss Yoruichi and Mr. Urahara!" Yasutora Sado.
"Then Kurosaki-kun won't be hurt!" Orihime Inoue breathed a sigh of relief.
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