My Girlfriend Is a Magical Girl!
Chapter 36

My Girlfriend Is a Magical Girl!

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Tang Zhiqing held the bow and said, "What did you want to say?"

Ma Tongji did not dare say another word and hurriedly fled. They ran so frantically that they did not watch where they were going. The moment they rushed out of the dojo, a police car slammed into them, sending them flying several meters before they rolled across the ground.

"...Arresting a robber." A police officer stuck his head out and said.

What a calm judgment.

Lu Ming looked at Tang Zhiqing. The bow and arrows in her hands had been hanging on the dojo wall. So they were actually usable.

[Mission complete. Reward: Focus +1]

Alright, system. I had seen enough.

That evening, Lu Ming ate dinner at Tang Zhiqing's house.

"Oh, oh, so they were scammers." Qin Hanyu suddenly understood.

Lu Ming looked at Qin Hanyu. Was the rumor that intelligence declined after entering university actually true?

After thinking for a moment, Qin Hanyu said to Tang Zhiqing, "I won't tell you to find someone to support your dojo anymore. What if we brought in a bad person? You should judge these things for yourself, Zhi Qing. After all, not everyone is as good as Lu Ming."

I'm not bad either.

I count as half a good person.

If I became a Swordholder and the Trisolarans dared attack, I'd be the first to launch a Dark Forest strike.

Losing alone was worse than losing together.

That Cheng-whatever guy should go play Nikki instead.

Still, Sister Qin clearly looked like a cold and glamorous beauty, yet she trusted me so much. That was kind of adorable.

After dinner, Lu Ming stretched and prepared to head home. Just then, Tang Zhiqing walked over and said, "I've cleaned up a room for you. Sleep next door to mine tonight."

"Huh?" Lu Ming froze.

Tang Zhiqing wore a triumphant smile. "You didn't forget that you have to help me clean, did you? Don't worry, you can go home tomorrow."

Damn it, you really aren't afraid I'll have a sister bowl here tonight!

With my body at six times peak human condition, I could plow the whole field over!

Still, there was something Lu Ming was very curious about.

The bow Tang Zhiqing used?

It seemed that Magical Girl 'Crystal' also used a bow.

Was that really such a coincidence?

I'll ask her carefully later.

This chapter got reviewed, so I reposted it. I saw everyone saying in the comments that the villains weren't likable, so I'll adjust them later. These minor villains are only part of a small plot anyway, just cannon-fodder antagonists. I can write fewer or none of these types of villains later on. They're only here for a small plot to develop the female characters and protagonist, and changing the approach or villains would work just as well. Please look forward to the later story, so vote... vote for me!

Catch Magical Girl 'Crystal'!

Lu Ming carried a bucket and held a towel as he helped Tang Zhiqing clean the dojo.

Tang Zhiqing also held a towel. "Using towels is much better than using mops. The dojo is huge, and scrubbing the whole place clean would destroy our backs, so pressing a towel to the floor and moving with it saves more effort."

"Isn't that a bit too Japanese?" Lu Ming asked.

If someone saw us doing this...

They might start questioning my national identity.

Tang Zhiqing thought for a moment. "Just say you watch anime. Then people will understand."

What are you talking about?!

Who said I was an otaku?!

Water Breathing, Hanae dodging bullets, hydrangeas—I haven't heard of any of that.

"Good thing you're helping. Our house hasn't been cleaned in a long time." Tang Zhiqing smiled. To make working easier, she wore a white tank top. Her milk-like skin looked especially alluring under the lights, and the fabric over her chest was stretched high, swaying with every movement.

Lu Ming wrung out the towel without letting his eyes wander.

Time Stop!

He turned his head slightly to admire the Student Council president's outfit. He could not see this at school.

Anyone who could admire the Student Council president's homewear without stopping time was practically a god.

Huh, she was wearing ordinary underwear today. He could vaguely make out a mature black lace bra.

Big cups!

That made sense. Normal stores probably would not even consider that a high school girl might wear such a large size.

Tang Zhiqing was exceptionally gifted!

But three seconds was still too short!

Lu Ming thought about it. The vampire archvillain with five seconds of Time Stop had shouted "wryyyyy!" and planned to conquer the whole world with his Stand ability.

Meanwhile, Lu Ming had three seconds of Time Stop and used it to look at the Student Council president's homewear.

The contrast seemed a little huge.

But conquering the world sounded exhausting. There were seven billion people on Earth, and I never studied management.

His shoulders could not bear the burden of two capitals and thirteen provinces, much less Earth's five oceans and seven continents. He would pass on being this planet's weightlifting champion for now.

Besides, after conquering the world, resistance forces would definitely rise up. Wouldn't that be even more troublesome?

After studying his opponent, Lu Ming decided not to conquer the world for now.

Over the next two hours, Lu Ming wiped the floors as fast as a glider. Before Tang Zhiqing had finished one circuit, Lu Ming had already completed two. She looked at him in surprise, unable to understand how his stamina could possibly be so incredible.

Tang Zhiqing felt that it would not be bad to leave any physically demanding work to Lu Ming in the future.

Though she did not seem to have much physically demanding work in the first place.

They finally finished cleaning the place. Lu Ming tossed aside his towel and sat on the floor to rest. His superhuman constitution did not leave him tired at all, but Tang Zhiqing was already covered in fragrant sweat, wiping the glistening beads from her forehead with the back of her hand.

Looking at the spacious, spotless dojo, Lu Ming asked Tang Zhiqing, "Is it just you and Sister Qin living here?"

"After I entered high school, my mother went back to our hometown to live with my grandparents. My cousin came here for university. Originally, my mother wanted her to take care of me, but I've taken care of her more often these past two years. She also wakes up late a lot," Tang Zhiqing said.

That was what university students were like.

"Then is your family's financial situation alright?" Lu Ming asked.

Tang Zhiqing raised her delicate brows. "What, are you going to help?"

Lu Ming gave her a thumbs-up. "No problem. I'll handle the color-changing ink!"

If Tang Zhiqing had trouble, Lu Ming could take out his personal savings. He also had Officer Zhuang's fifty-thousand-yuan reward for acting bravely.

There was no need to ask why. This was his trust in Tang Zhiqing.

Tang Zhiqing was amused and covered her mouth as she laughed softly. "I won't allow criminals to come from our school. My father left a lot of money in the bank before he passed away, so there's definitely no problem with daily life."

"Are you barely making ends meet?" Lu Ming asked, somewhat worried.

Tang Zhiqing thought for a moment and asked, "How many square meters is your home?"

"Over two hundred. My old man bought it early, so it was pretty cheap."

Tang Zhiqing knew where Lu Ming's home was and knew the housing prices there. "Just think of it as several of your homes."

Oh, oh, a little rich girl worth tens of millions!

You really underestimated me. Looks like the Golden Belt arc still needs to be serialized.

Lu Ming leaned back on his hands.

The dojo's scenery was wonderful. Sitting inside, he could see a huge peach tree in the courtyard. The night breeze calmed his mood.

Then Lu Ming felt something cold against his cheek. Startled, he discovered that Tang Zhiqing had pressed an iced drink to his face. Seeing how she had frightened him, she immediately laughed happily.

You're being mischievous now, President.

Get your butt over here and let me punish you!

So aside from her serious Student Council president mode, she also had such a youthful side.

Besides reading political novels, she definitely read romance novels too.

Lu Ming took the iced drink. It was peach juice. No problem, time to eat a peach!

After taking a sip, Lu Ming pointed at the bow and arrows on the wall. "These bow and arrows are...?"

"They're ancestral. Supposedly, one of my ancestors used them to fight Jin soldiers back then, and he even became a commander," Tang Zhiqing said.

I believe it. Back when the show first aired, one of my ancestors subscribed as a captain in the livestream room. I'm an old fan.

And the Old Lu Family isn't bad either. According to Investiture of the Gods, there was an old senior named Lu Ya who also liked ranged combat and was skilled with an Immortal-Slaying Flying Dagger.

Baby, please turn around!

But there was no gourd in front of Lu Ming. If he had to say something, Tang Zhiqing's body curves really did resemble a gourd, slender and undulating.

Student Council President Tang... she couldn't possibly become my treasure, could she?

Tang Zhiqing becoming my magical treasure somehow felt like the plot of an inner-world story.

After thinking for a moment, Lu Ming said to Tang Zhiqing, "I heard that Haiyang City's Magical Girl 'Crystal' is very skilled with a bow. She saved me once before. If you know anything, Zhi Qing, could you tell me? I'd like to visit and thank her."

Tang Zhiqing glanced at Lu Ming. "Do you know any information about her?"

"I know she's a high school student, and she should be a beautiful girl," Lu Ming said.

She was a Magical Girl, after all. How could there be an unattractive one?

Magical Girls had to be super beautiful. That was a rule passed down by the ancestors.

Tang Zhiqing stretched, freely displaying the beautiful curves of her body. "I don't know. All I know is that if you still haven't gathered all the information for the Magical Girl lecture materials I gave you, you'll embarrass yourself."

Come to think of it, there was that. I had completely forgotten.

Lu Ming had no answer. He turned to look at the bow and arrows on the wall, still feeling that it was a little... too much of a coincidence.

Tang Zhiqing watched his expression, turned around, and smiled faintly.

Lu Ming stayed overnight at Tang Zhiqing's house that night, and he also sent Lu Annuan a message.

To keep Lu Annuan from worrying, Lu Ming told her that Li Deng had insisted on dragging him into playing Yu-Gi-Oh! all night. Since he owed Li Deng a favor, he had no choice but to accompany him.

Well then, Li Deng could suffer first.

Lu Ming lay in bed but had not fallen asleep when he suddenly heard an Evil Beast roaring somewhere far away.

An Evil Beast had appeared?!

Was it because of Focus? I can hear it from so far away?

Lu Ming was about to get up and check when he suddenly heard the Evil Beast wail, along with the faint twang of a bowstring.

Confused, Lu Ming left his room and discovered that the moonlight was especially clear tonight. Bright moonlight spilled across the dojo's corridor.

As Lu Ming passed through the dojo, he saw that the bow and arrows on the wall had disappeared. In the courtyard, a blue Magical Girl landed lightly with a bow in hand. Her elegant stance in the courtyard was enchanting, like a scene from a painting. She was also stunned for a moment when she saw Lu Ming.

Lu Ming had two thoughts at that moment.

First, blue, carrying a bow—she had to be Magical Girl 'Crystal'!

Second, her chest was huge!

As huge as Tang Zhiqing's!

Even the shape was the same!

Magical Girl 'Crystal' was stunned for a moment, but she apparently did not intend to speak with Lu Ming. She turned and tried to leave.

"Wait, beautiful girl!" Lu Ming hurriedly said.

He grabbed Magical Girl 'Crystal'. Caught off guard, she was tackled to the ground by Lu Ming. Her face filled with panic because, amid the confusion, she felt two hands pressing against her towering chest.

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