The Damn Dog Bit Me!

Ji Hao said confidently, "Come on, let me see what you can do!"

"Human pet, tremble!"

Ji Hao taunted, "A mangy mutt like you is acting like some big bad wolf?"

"Woof woof woof!"

He hated it most when others brought up his tail. His nose was practically crooked with rage. He was always the one mocking others—when had anyone ever mocked him?

"Come on, let me see how thick your hide is, you mutt."

"Ah! Let go, you damned mutt!"

Ji Hao was on the verge of tears as he repeatedly punched Black Emperor on the head.

"Clang, clang, clang!"

He had truly been careless this time. He had never expected this mutt to be so formidable, and before he knew it, he had been bitten.

But thinking about it, even Ye Fan and Duan De had been unable to escape those bloody jaws. Ye Fan had not been much back then, but Duan De was no ordinary man. Even though he had forgotten everything from his past, he had still been an expert in archaeology and tomb raiding.

With all his abilities, even Great Abilities might not have been able to catch him. Yet even so, he had been bitten by this damned dog.

Ji Hao once again used the Great Void Technique and broke free from Black Emperor's bloody jaws.

"Human pet, tremble!"

The man and dog once again launched into an all-out clash. Neither used divine techniques, fighting only hand-to-hand. Ji Hao did not use his greater cultivation to bully Black Emperor. Their physical bodies both surpassed those of ordinary Great Abilities, and the battle was incredibly fierce.

Black Emperor had been cleansed by the Great Emperor Wushi's essence blood and had undergone nirvana and rebirth in cultivation. Whether in realm or other aspects, he was far from ordinary. Unfortunately, his cultivation after nirvana was insufficient, and he could not even fly now.

Ji Hao was even more extraordinary. As a supreme Emperor's Son, he had initially awakened his Great Emperor bloodline after entering the Four Extremes. Although his divine power was nearly exhausted from controlling two Quasi-Emperor Weapons, Black Emperor still could not break through his physical body alone.

One had to know that even Ye Fan at the Four Extremes realm would bleed endlessly after being bitten by Black Emperor like this.

"If I hadn't run out of divine power, could a dead dog like you last even one exchange before me?!"

"Just what is your background, kid? Why is your body even tougher than the Desolate Ancient Sacred Body?" Black Emperor said, clutching his aching teeth.

"And what is your background? You're just a mutt, yet you're nearly on par with the Desolate Ancient Sacred Body."

Far away, Ye Fan, who was cultivating in Lingxu Paradise, suddenly sneezed.

"Ye, we've already entered the cultivation world. How did you still catch a cold?"

"I don't know either. Could I really have caught a cold?" Ye Fan was equally baffled.

As the Desolate Ancient Sacred Body, ever since entering the cultivation world, his body had grown stronger by the day. Tearing wolves and leopards apart with his hands or trampling tigers and panthers beneath his feet was nothing unusual.

Yet he could actually be affected by a mere cold.

How strange!

"Woof! Hand over those two Medicine Kings, or I'll bite you to death! Human pet, tremble!" Black Emperor opened his bloody jaws. Enduring two punches that left stars dancing before his eyes, he pounced forward and bit Ji Hao directly on the calf.

In his view, those Medicine Kings had all been left behind by the Great Emperor for him or the Innate Sacred Body Dao Embryo. He could not possibly let Ji Hao take them for nothing.

Of course, with Black Emperor's temperament, he would probably line his own pockets before the Innate Sacred Body Dao Embryo ever arrived.

Ji Hao was bitten by Black Emperor once again and said helplessly, "I fucking got bitten by a dog again."

"If I'd known, I wouldn't have fought this damned dog. Couldn't I have just flown away?"

"Well, this is great. I got bitten by a dog."

As an Emperor's Son, how could he possibly fail to defeat a black dog? He simply had not gone for the kill.

He had only wanted to see for himself one of the two comedic legends of Shrouding the Heavens, alongside Duan De. He had never expected to get bitten by a dog.

A person should not be too much like Duan De, and a dog should not be too much like Black Emperor. Though it had only been a short while, Ji Hao had already learned just how shameless Black Emperor was.

"Dead dog, do you really think I need to fight you for this long?"

Seeing that he could not hammer through Black Emperor's iron hide, Ji Hao slapped down with his palm—Void Great Handprint!

Since Ji Hao had little divine power left in his Sea of Bitterness, the pitch-black handprint was not particularly large, but it was incomparably fast.

Bang!

With a tremendous crash, Black Emperor's entire body was slapped into the ground, leaving him unable to move.

"My lifelong reputation has been ruined by you."

Whenever he thought of certain scenes in the future, Ji Hao felt like going mad.

"On the Emperor Road, I shall be unmatched, defeating all prodigies along the way. Who in this world can withstand a single exchange with me?"

"You've been bitten by a dog."

"Proving the Dao as a Red Dust Immortal, I shall remain undying in the mortal world. Living against the flow for nine lives, I shall become the foremost Red Dust Immortal in the universe!"

"You've been bitten by a dog."

"An End-of-the-Road Immortal Emperor—so what if the strange creatures come? I shall quell them with a single sword!"

"You've been bitten by a dog."

At the thought of such scenes, Ji Hao wanted nothing more than to grind this mutt's bones to dust. How was this any different from having been beaten by a monkey?

"If I don't leave you with a deep impression today, I'll take your surname!" Ji Hao said viciously.

He took out the Lihuo Divine Furnace and smashed Black Emperor, who had not yet gotten to his feet, unconscious with a single blow.

Black Emperor slowly woke up, catching a whiff of fragrance. "Woof woof woof! What is that smell? It smells so good!"

Black Emperor opened his eyes and discovered that he was bound to a stone pillar, all four limbs restrained by a rope-like Saint Weapon.

"Don't worry. You won't be able to break free from this Demon-Binding Rope."

The Demon-Binding Rope was a weapon-refining method recorded in the Wa Huang Scripture. Once bound, even sages could not break free.

"Mutt, you're finally awake." Ji Hao smiled as he sharpened a knife.

Black Emperor, who had only just awakened, was still somewhat dazed. "Woof, human pet, what is that? It smells so good. Hurry up and let this emperor have a taste."

"Dog meat."

"Dog meat? What dog meat?" Black Emperor had a bad feeling.

"Mutt meat!"

"Mutt! Awoo! Kid, you actually dare eat this emperor's meat?"

"Nonsense, I haven't eaten any. It's just been too long since I last roasted meat. Seeing an ingredient laid out here, I merely decided to practice my skills."

"Now it seems this young master's skills are as good as ever."

"Kid, release this emperor now, or this emperor will make you regret it."

"Come on, then. I'm waiting!" Ji Hao laughed as he sharpened the knife.

"Scrape, scrape, scrape!"

The knife-sharpening grew increasingly piercing, sparks scattering from the blade and whetstone.

"Kid, what is that?"

"A knife. A Great Ability Artifact. I haven't used it in too long, so I'm sharpening it."

"Kid, w-what are you sharpening a knife for?" Bound hand and foot, Black Emperor spoke with a trembling voice, an ominous feeling rising within him.

"I tried this knife just now. It's still not sharp enough—it can't even slice meat properly."

"But you really don't seem like an ordinary mutt. Your recovery speed is quite fast!"

"Of course it is. This emperor is the future Demon Emperor. Kid, seeing that you have decent talent, become this emperor's human pet."

"You're about to die, and you still dare talk tough!"

"Kid, w-what are you going to do?" His ominous feeling grew heavier and heavier.

A bright smile spread across Ji Hao's lips. "I wonder if you've ever heard of neutering?"

"Woof woof woof! Don't come any closer!"

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