Douluo: The Heroines Set Me Up with Bullet Comments
Chapter 16

The Wildest Episode (So Intense!)

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The moonlight was beautiful tonight.

Fine food, fine wine, beautiful women—everything was too beautiful to take in.

Gu Zhi and Liu Erlong clinked cups and drank together, sharing amusing stories and talking about life, as though they had met far too late.

"I can't take it anymore! Watching this made me hungry! I'm logging off to grab something to eat!"

"This atmosphere is absolutely perfect! I want to take a spontaneous trip like this too!"

"Aren't they afraid of wild beasts? This is the Star Dou Great Forest, the holy land of soul beasts!"

"Bro, is there anything wilder than those two in the entire middle region right now? Did you forget what those two little demons were doing during the day?"

"True! The wild beasts should be afraid of them instead!"

"Wait! Why is Gu Zhi blushing after only a few drinks? Didn't his physical stats improve? Is his alcohol tolerance still that bad?"

"Liu Erlong looks a little drunk too. What kind of alcohol is this? It's got quite the kick!"

At first, the viewers in the bullet comments were seriously following the bonfire feast, but later they realized that something seemed off about Gu Zhi and Liu Erlong.

"Sister Liu... your wine... has quite... the kick..."

Gu Zhi suddenly felt the alcohol hit him. It seemed to happen in an instant—he went from clear-headed to slightly dazed.

"You're drunk. I'll take you somewhere to rest..."

Liu Erlong rose and walked toward Gu Zhi. She was in slightly better shape than him, though there was something strange in her eyes.

"I... am... drunk?"

Gu Zhi held his forehead. Though he did not drink often, surely his tolerance was not so poor that he needed to sit at the children's table?

But before he could figure it out, Liu Erlong had already reached out and helped him up. Gu Zhi followed her toward the tent in a daze.

"Wait! Isn't this development wrong somehow? Damn! Liu Erlong, where are you putting your hand?!"

"Oh no! Liu Erlong definitely put something in the wine! I knew there was no way he couldn't handle just a few cups!"

"You evil woman! Let go of my husband!"

"It's over, it's over! Gu Zhi was too careless! What are we supposed to do now?!"

"Where's Baby Zhuqing?! Come save him!"

"No! There's a bull! The wildest episode!"

As Liu Erlong laid Gu Zhi down, the livestream abruptly cut out without warning, leaving behind only the wails of the bullet comments.

Aside from the viewers, the beauties of Douluo who had been following the situation were equally stunned.

At Shrek Camp, something clattered to the ground as everything in Zhu Zhuqing's hands fell at once. She stood frozen in place as if struck by lightning.

"What's wrong, Zhuqing?"

Oscar and Ma Hongjun were startled by the sudden change, but quickly stepped forward to check on Zhu Zhuqing.

Ning Rongrong looked at Zhu Zhuqing with a strange expression. Zhu Zhuqing had already lost focus and stood there blankly, giving no response no matter who called to her.

Xiao Wu blushed as she grabbed Tang San, unwilling to let him go over and make things even more awkward.

Inside Spirit Hall, Yue Guan watched Bibi Dong's expression change again and again, and inwardly gasped in surprise. He had not expected to see such vivid expressions on her face. Hu Liena, who had just finished cultivating, wore an equally fascinating expression. Judging from her eyes, she had clearly gained some kind of inspiration.

Within the Heaven Dou Imperial Palace, the maidservants waited tremblingly outside the bedchamber. It was the first time they had seen the normally mild-tempered Prince Xue Qinghe lose his temper so badly.

Even more beauties were watching the situation here. If anyone had the strangest expression of all, it was probably a certain Three-Eyed Golden Lion who had just found the camp. Looking at the swaying silhouette inside the tent, her little head was filled with enormous confusion...

"What's going on? Where's my livestream? I went to pick up my delivery, and the stream was gone when I got back!"

"I heard there's a bull! I had to sit up and watch this!"

"A bull? What bull? Could the Sky Azure Bull Python have come out too?"

"Bro up there, at least look at the earlier comments! I was heartbroken, and then you made me laugh with one sentence!"

"Holy shit! Is this plot even allowed to air?! So that's why Liu Erlong came here! She had been planning this all along!"

"So why did Liu Erlong pull such a huge stunt? Wasn't she keeping herself pure for Grandmaster?"

"Could she have discovered that Gu Zhi possesses Ultimate Fire? Only that thing could be such a huge temptation to a fire-attribute soul master!"

"The brother above has hit the truth! Liu Erlong has a mutated martial soul too, so it must affect her cultivation! It's entirely possible that she wanted to use Ultimate Fire to break through!"

"You make it sound real! I think she just wants Gu Zhi's body! Is Gu Zhi the only one in all of Douluo with Ultimate Fire?"

"Enough nonsense! Where do I sign up for membership? I want to watch the livestream!"

"Brother, calm down! This is Qidian, not a moderator!"

No matter how the bullet comments speculated, a flood of "Sign up for membership" comments began to fill the screen. Whatever was supposed to happen off-camera had already happened...

The next day.

Gu Zhi slowly awoke from a sweet dream. Before he even opened his eyes, a faint fragrance reached his nose.

"I... I'm going to take a bath first..."

He heard only those words beside his ear. When Gu Zhi opened his eyes, all he saw was Liu Erlong fleeing in panic.

The tent was in complete disarray, their torn clothes tangled together. Certain heated scenes surfaced in Gu Zhi's mind, making him smile helplessly.

"Damn! The livestream was off all night?"

"I can testify! I stayed up all night yesterday! It really was the entire night!"

"No, bro! Are you that repressed? You spent the whole night eavesdropping?!"

"Some streams have lots of legends, some streams have legendary legends, but this stream has both lots of legends and legendary legends!"

"Gu Zhi's stamina is that insane? All night? Even a workhorse wouldn't be used that hard!"

"I've decided! The title Seven-Times Man belongs to Gu Zhi now!"

"Who are you looking down on with seven times? Please call Gu Zhi Eleven-Times Man!"

The noisy bullet comments disturbed the beauties of Douluo who had been keeping watch nearby. Some laughed at the title Eleven-Times Man, while others had faces as black as the bottom of a pot.

"Zhuqing hasn't slept all night! What on earth upset her?"

"Who knows? Damn, every soul beast that tried to raid the camp last night got beaten away by her alone! She was as fierce as a ten-thousand-year soul beast!"

"You'd better be careful Zhuqing doesn't hear you! She might beat you up like soul beasts!"

Oscar and Ma Hongjun whispered to each other as they watched Zhu Zhuqing's dark expression, deciding that they must never provoke her in the future.

Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu both rolled their eyes at them, though neither knew what they could say to comfort Zhu Zhuqing...

Inside the Heaven Dou Imperial Palace, Prince Xue Qinghe had also gone without sleep all night. However, his emotions had settled by now. Although Qian Renxue within him had long decided that Gu Zhi would become her man, since it had already happened, she could only try to accept it.

Meng Yiran had wandered through the Star Dou Great Forest for a long time, then continued on her journey as soon as dawn broke. Unfortunately, she still could not find any trace of Gu Zhi. Otherwise, she would never have let Liu Erlong succeed last night!

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