Douluo: The Dragon God's Trials Spell Doom for Tang San and Shrek
Chapter 1

Beginning with the Golden Dragon King and the Divine Realm, Exploding with Tang San

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(The opening of this book features a level-12 God-Slaying Cannon bombarding Shrek to help the big shots liven things up.)

"Golden Dragon King, you are far too evil. Today, we shall definitely cut you down."

"Tang San, you despicable villain, what qualification do you have to call this king evil?"

"And all of you, you are nothing but a bunch of hypocritical scoundrels."

In the skies above the Divine Realm, an epic battle surpassing the ages was erupting.

A terrifying golden dragon was fighting three opponents alone against Tang San, Kindness, and Evil, the three God Kings, yet it did not fall into a disadvantage.

At this moment, the entire Divine Realm was swaying in the wind and rain.

Destruction and Life, both God Kings, had perished together.

Outside, there was terrifying Temporal Turbulence, while inside, the Golden Dragon King was creating chaos.

"Golden Dragon King, you actually dare to take advantage of the arrival of the Temporal Turbulence to willfully cause trouble, attempting to drag the entire Divine Realm into the Temporal Turbulence together!

You truly are worthy of being the aggregate of the Dragon God's negative energy. Even if we must exhaust all our strength today, we will still hack this beast to death."

"Hahahahaha, ever since the moment of my birth, you have saddled me with the infamous name of an aggregate of evil energy, locking me away inside the prison of the Divine Realm.

A full one hundred thousand years.

One hundred thousand years! Do you know how I managed to survive these past one hundred thousand years?

This king does not remember what evil deeds I have ever committed, nor do I know how this king could possibly commit evil. I only remember the evil deeds you all committed against me."

The moment the Golden Dragon King spoke these words, Tang San, Kindness God King, and Evil God King were all stunned.

Because they fundamentally had no way to refute the words spoken by the Golden Dragon King.

That was right, ever since the Golden Dragon King split off from the body of the Dragon God, it had been locked away in the prison of the Divine Realm all along. Where would it find the chance to do evil?

Yet Tang San could no longer afford to care about such matters at this moment. Amidst internal and external troubles, he had to protect the Divine Realm, otherwise his decades of hard work would go to waste.

At this moment, Tang San's eyes were bloodshot, and he was panting like an ox.

"You are simply the aggregate of evil.

Fortunately, we sealed you away in advance beforehand, otherwise there is no knowing how many worlds would have been slaughtered by you.

Today, the moment you had a chance, you rushed out to wreak havoc on the Divine Realm. Facts prove that the punishment the Divine Realm inflicted upon you was not wrong at all."

After hearing Tang San's words, Lin Yuan was speechless for a split second. What kind of nonsense was this?

Try being locked up for a hundred thousand years, you fucking bastard!

Fucking moron Tang San, let alone being locked up for a hundred thousand years, if they locked you up for even ten thousand years, your path to taking your own death would instantly be sealed!

The moment this Tang San opened his mouth, that double-standard flavor came wafting out. Truly, he was worthy of being the Tang Buddha.

Fortunately, he had broken all pretenses with them, otherwise he would have had to keep being locked away until death.

Having transmigrated over for so many years, Lin Yuan never expected that upon arrival, he would find himself transformed into the Golden Dragon King, yet even being locked in the Divine Realm hadn't caused him to mentally break down like this.

Yet hearing Tang San's words at this moment, he truly could not hold it together anymore. This double-standard dog was truly worthy of being the ice-clean and jade-pure Tang Buddha.

That was right, Lin Yuan was not a person from Douluo. He had transmigrated from another world. Transmigrating to Douluo Continent was one thing, but he had even become the Golden Dragon King.

Ever since then, Lin Yuan had continuously searched for a way to break the deadlock, discovering that his only option was to wait for the Temporal Turbulence, and this day had finally arrived.

He only wanted to escape, but Tang San insisted on fighting him to the death. Clearly, the man had set his sights on his Divine Core, along with his full-body divine power and the Dragon God Bloodline.

Tang San had been plotting against him all along. It was fortunate he had arrived, otherwise he would have ended up just like the original timeline, foolishly schemed against by Tang San and sacrificed to his son to fulfill that family's ambitions.

"Golden Dragon King, will you still not submit and be captured?"

After battling fiercely for several dozen more rounds, Tang San, along with Evil and Kindness God Kings, borrowed the central divine power of the entire Divine Realm to barely seize a trace of the upper hand. Following that, the three of them prepared to unleash a coordinated ultimate technique to forcefully hack the physical body and soul of the Golden Dragon King to death.

"Submit and be captured?"

"Do you truly think you've got this king dead to rights, is that it?

Tang San, this king was inexplicably locked up by your Divine Realm for so many years, and only wanted to escape, yet you stubbornly refused to let me leave, purely because you had your eyes on this king's greatest legacy as the Dragon God!"

"Cease your slander against this God King!

This God King is ice-clean and jade-pure, and everything I have done is entirely for the Divine Realm, harboring not a single shred of selfish motive."

"Very well then, right now we are in the midst of Temporal Turbulence, and this king intends to self-detonate right now. With all of this king's divine power, I can inevitably blast open a corner of your Divine Realm's defense. When that time comes, the Temporal Turbulence will invade, and the living creatures of the Divine Realm will be plunged into misery and suffering.

However, this king does not want to die. From the moment of my birth, I was trapped by you people. As a newly born existence who understood nothing at all, I served tens of thousands of years in prison. This king only wants to live and go to Douluo Continent to take a look at the Dragon Race.

If you let this king go right now, this king will not self-detonate, and you can also retain your divine power to safely deal with this Temporal Turbulence."

Hearing that the Golden Dragon King was going to self-detonate, looks of shock all appeared on the faces of Tang San, Kindness, and Evil God Kings.

If the creature blew itself up, the Divine Realm would be finished.

However, when Kindness and Evil God Kings heard that there was still a turning point—that the Golden Dragon King did not want to die, nor did it want to perish together with the Divine Realm, but merely wished to leave—

they also seemed able to understand. An existence defined as evil the moment it was born, locked away for tens of thousands of years, truly did seem quite wronged.

"Sea God, Asura, if we are to forcefully slaughter the Golden Dragon King, the three of us must contribute the majority of our divine power to condense the strongest slash in order to cut it down.

At that time, how could we still manage to block the Temporal Turbulence?"

"You might as well let him go, he only wants to live."

"No way."

Tang San could not let Golden Dragon King go; Golden Dragon King was the most crucial part of his grand plan spanning ten thousand years.

"He is the aggregate of the Dragon God's negative energy and will inevitably bring disaster to the world. Letting him go is aiding and abetting an evildoer.

Therefore, no matter the cost, we must completely execute him right here."

"Hahahahaha, you all heard it. He just wants to kill me, even though I never provoked him."

"Divine Realm, you so-called God Kings, every single one of you is even worse than beasts. Eating the absolute extinction of a family to this extent!"

Lin Yuan spat in disgust!

"The Douluo God Realm was originally the Dragon God Domain, and now it has become your Divine Realm. The Supreme God, the Dragon God, was supposed to be immortal and indestructible, yet he died. The two halves he split into—one escaped and the other was imprisoned. All nine Dragon Kings were killed, and the entire Dragon Race was slaughtered by you lot as well! You are so vicious!"

"Golden Dragon King, I see you have lost your mind and started raving incoherently. You already have a way to die!

Kindness, Evil, could you really be swayed by the words of a beast?

This is not a quality a god should possess. Kill him, and the Divine Realm will stabilize. His energy can sustain the operation of the God Realm Center and help us resist the Temporal Turbulence. Hurry up and condense the Sword of Judgment of the Three Realms to execute him!

Make your decision quickly; for every second of hesitation, the Divine Realm faces an extra layer of crisis."

"Hahahahaha, finally dropping the act, aren't you?"

"You bunch of despicable villains, and you still call yourselves God Kings monitoring all realms?

Do you even deserve it?"

"Still running your mouth when death is at the door."

Tang San let out a cold snort, and by this moment Kindness and Evil God King had more or less figured out Tang San's intention.

He simply wanted to kill Golden Dragon King, seize his divine power to stabilize the God Realm Center, and catalyze it to its strongest state.

After all, the predecessor of the Divine Realm was the Dragon God Domain, and Golden Dragon King was a half of the Dragon God—furthermore, the strongest half. His divine power would certainly enable the Divine Realm to grow stronger and resist the Temporal Turbulence.

Although Kindness and Evil felt it was shameless, this was now the only method left, so the two of them immediately offered up all their divine power to help Tang San complete the Sword of Judgment of the Three Realms.

Lin Yuan knew he could no longer escape; outside lay the Temporal Turbulence, where going out meant death, and right here the three God Kings were about to use the Sword of Judgment. Perhaps he could only explode, just like in the original work.

Since he was going to explode, he would choose a different way. He was going to flip the table directly.

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