Pirate: I Can Repel Everything

Around the outskirts of the square, many men stared toward its center, their faces filled with jealousy and envy.

"Fuck, why don't I ever get treated like that? Goddammit!"

"Are these women all blind? I'm so handsome, yet they can't even see me? They actually like that pretty boy? Every last one of them is blind..."

"I'm more handsome than you. You're just a little below me. They don't even want me, let alone you. Accept your fate!"

"I heard his name's Cavendish. Where the hell did he come from? I've never heard of him in Loguetown. Fuck!"

"Who cares who he is? I curse him to have no dick..."

At the center of the square.

With Durandal at his side, Cavendish raised his right hand high, pointing diagonally toward the sky as he declared passionately, "Beautiful ladies, please tell me..."

"Of everyone you've ever met, who is the most handsome? Make sure you answer honestly!"

At his words, all the girls lost their composure. Without hesitation, they began shouting excitedly.

"You are, Lord Cavendish..."

"Lord Cavendish, please let me marry you! I'll listen to you and do whatever you want!"

"I love you, Lord Cavendish! I love you more than anyone..."

"Don't listen to them! I'm the one who loves you most! I can cook all sorts of delicious food, and I'm good at looking after people. Please let me be your woman, my lord~~"

"I'm so excited! Lord Cavendish is so handsome! I'm going to faint! Aah..."

"Lord Cavendish, please let me hug you! Please? I'm begging you! Sob, sob..."

Listening to the girls' praise and basking in their enthusiasm, Cavendish was absolutely delighted.

He kept changing poses, stroking his chin one moment, waving his hand the next, then holding up his sword...

"Really?"

"I truly am the