Douluo: Infinite Clones, Starting by Mocking Grandmaster
Chapter 34

We Can Only Make Gangzi Suffer Again!

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"Scarface, is this your new girlfriend?"

As they bathed in the communal showers, the prison's various ringleaders gathered together, all staring at Gangzi with curious, greedy eyes.

"Yeah, hehe. I'm going to have him pick up the soap for me." Scarface narrowed his eyes, looking eager.

"Pick up the soap! You can't keep something that good all to yourself!" Several other bosses looked eager to join in. They had been locked up for so long they had barely even seen a female mosquito.

Gangzi's skin was hardly delicate, but to these men, he was a feast for the eyes.

Gangzi had yet to realize just how serious the situation was.

Damn Wang Hu, damn Scarface! Once Flender comes to get me out of prison, I'll destroy you, whatever it takes!

When he snapped out of his thoughts, he saw Wang Hu approaching with a group of men.

"Brother Hu, Brother Scarface, and everyone else... is there something you need?" Although Gangzi had just been thinking about killing them, he knew better than to fight a losing battle and offered an utterly ingratiating smile.

"Oh, nothing much, Gangzi. Just a little favor." Wang Hu chuckled and dropped the soap in his hand onto the floor. "Sorry for the trouble, but pick up the soap for me."

"Pick up the soap?" Gangzi was puzzled, but he did as he was told. All he had to do was bend down, after all.

The bosses exchanged glances, then smiled in unison.

Wang Hu turned away. The sight was too much for his eyes, so he decided not to watch.

Wang Hu secretly used the little soul power he had freed up to block his eyes and ears. Fully aware of what was happening, he still remembered to jeer from the sidelines. "Gangzi, I hear your martial soul is a detached martial soul, some fat pig that farts, right? Why don't you summon it and let the boys have a look?"

[Intense emotional fluctuations detected from Yu Xiaogang. Emotion Points +1999] [Detected...]

Bai Ranmo glanced at the panel. Holy shit, that's a lot of emotion points.

At the rate Gangzi was generating emotion points, Bai Ranmo felt he could get himself several Titled Douluo clones.

Thanks, Gangzi!

But if a supporting character going through this can produce so many points, what if it happened to the main cast, the Shrek Seven Devils? Wouldn't that...

The prospect was so glorious that Bai Ranmo hardly dared imagine it.

But that really is a lot of emotion points. Still, Tang San is off-limits. If anyone lays a hand on him, Tang Hao will smash them into pulp with his hammer. There won't even be a chunk this big left.

As for his plans for Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and the others, he would have to send a few clones to Suotuo City and Star Luo City later to gather information.

Ah, for the sake of my emotion points, Gangzi will just have to suffer a little more!

[Emotion Points: 545687]

The three Infinite Points Cards had provided a total of one hour, and Gangzi alone had brought in this many emotion points.

With the emotion points in hand, it was time for a serious spending spree. He had to get at least one Titled Douluo first.

It was time to deal with Dugu Bo, too. Snakes were cunning creatures. Who knew whether he had some trump card to save his life?

Toji had been following him without attacking because he wanted to ambush Dugu Bo when the poison inside him flared up. That suited his assassin's nature: rough on the surface, meticulous underneath.

That no longer seemed necessary.

With two Titled Douluo, there was no way they would lose to a single Dugu Bo.

But...

Once or twice was one thing, but not three or four times.

Bai Ranmo refused to believe his luck was really that bad. He would make four draws this time. If he still failed to get anything good, he would never draw again.

Bai Ranmo went straight for four consecutive draws.

A box of spicy strips that brought back childhood memories, a soul bone over three hundred years old, an Infinite Points Card with a ten-minute time limit, and a... Random Titled Douluo Generation Card!

Bai Ranmo's eyes lit up.

Haha, my luck has finally turned around!

Without hesitation, Bai Ranmo summoned the Random Titled Douluo Generation Card and immediately used it.

The black-and-gold card vanished.

Then...

Bai Ranmo's face turned green. What the hell? A woman?

A black-haired woman appeared before him, seemingly wreathed in dark energy, her expression grim.

She wore an ornate black dress that seemed to have a black snake coiled around it. Slowly, she opened her eyes, her pitch-black pupils fixed on Toji before her.

[Name: Awaiting input] [Martial Soul: Dark Shadow] [Level: 95] [Soul Ring Configuration: Yellow, yellow, purple, purple, black, black, black, black, black]

Toji clicked his tongue softly. Fortunately, she was not a clone of his, but a living being with independent thoughts. If he had to become a woman, he would rather find some unlucky soul clone to fill in for him.

"Your name will be Bai Cangyue."

Once the name was confirmed, the woman's eyes gradually seemed to come alive.

"From now on, you're Hei Ranbai's mother and Toji's wife. But for some special reasons I haven't made up yet, you and I don't get along. It's the kind of relationship where we seem to be at odds on the surface but still care deeply about each other." Toji laid out Bai Cangyue's backstory clearly and concisely.

Bai Cangyue nodded, then instantly put on a look of disgust. "Well? What do you want from me, you bastard?"

Bai Ranmo: "..."

She had slipped into character pretty quickly.

Bai Ranmo had a bit of a flair for melodrama himself. As a child, he had dreamed of becoming an actor, and he enjoyed acting. He deliberately adopted an indifferent expression. "I haven't found your child yet, but that doesn't stop me from securing a bright future for him in advance."

"You have the nerve to say that? If it hadn't been for you back then, how could my son have—" Bai Cangyue's performance was incredibly convincing. Like a mother who had lost her son, she covered her face in anguish. A flash of murderous intent toward Toji even flickered in her eyes.

Wait, that doesn't look like acting.

Even Toji was having trouble adjusting. Her acting was so good that he could not keep up. "Forget it, forget it. Don't act when there's no one else around."

"Yes." Bai Cangyue reverted to a deadpan expression in a second.

Toji clicked his tongue in wonder. Her ability to change expressions in an instant was outrageous.

The two lay in ambush in Sunset Forest, along the route Dugu Bo had to take back to the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well. Today, Dugu Bo had gone to a banquet at Xue Xing's invitation.

Dugu Bo was in a good mood that day.

At the banquet, he had obtained a special herbal supplement from Xue Xing that could greatly suppress the poison in his body.

With this herbal supplement and the aid of that miraculous ice-and-fire spring, he was confident he could break through to Titled Douluo. He no longer had to worry about the poison in his body flaring up and killing him when he reached level ninety.

After visiting his sweet granddaughter at the Heaven Dou Royal Academy, Dugu Bo returned to the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well, ready to attempt his breakthrough.

Yet, for some reason, he kept feeling a chill around his neck.

Powerful Soul Masters were extremely sensitive to murderous intent. Dugu Bo, who was only a step away from becoming a Titled Douluo, narrowed his eyes as he recalled the persistent feeling of being watched lately.

That sense of impending death was especially strong today. Dugu Bo warily scanned his surroundings.

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