Douluo: Infinite Simulations, Plans for the Future
Chapter 35

Delicious Frozen Pears

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After reading Dugu Bo's message, you sat cross-legged inside the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well. With six years of time and the help of dozens of Immortal Herbs, you finally broke through to level ten and began condensing your First Soul Ring.

Because condensing a Soul Ring required an enormous amount of energy, even though you had accumulated a great deal of Wind Element, you were still far short. You had no choice but to settle for the next best thing and use the power of the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well to condense your First Soul Ring.

While you were self-condensing your Soul Ring, Tang San awakened his Twin Martial Souls, Blue Silver Grass and Clear Sky Hammer.

After so many years of instruction, Tang San had a thorough understanding of Soul Master knowledge. He did not expose the secret of his Twin Martial Souls to Tang Hao, releasing only Blue Silver Grass.

When Tang Hao saw Tang San's Blue Silver Grass, he clearly showed a look of disdain. This made Tang San even more disappointed in Tang Hao.

By contrast, however much coldness Tang San received from Tang Hao, he received just as much affection from Ah Yin.

Over the six years, Tang San had grown close to you and Ah Yin. Even if you could not say you were especially close, he was definitely closer to you two than to Tang Hao.

After half a month, you finally broke through to Soul Scholar and condensed your First Soul Ring and First Wind Soul Core.

After returning to Holy Soul Village and spending a few days with Tang San and Ah Yin, you left again. First, you had to deal with some people, and then arrange Tang San's path forward.

You found the Bu Le Trio, bundled the three of them up, and took them to Shrek Academy.

On this trip to Shrek Academy, you used a hundredfold dose of Sows Go Wild on Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun. Then you used a two-hundredfold dose on the Bu Le Trio, letting all five of them experience what it meant to regain their virility.

"No! No! That's the place for pulling silk! Big brother, go easy! Don't be so rough—"

"Don't! Don't come over! Not my tiny place!"

Listening to the screams coming from Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun, you watched for a while. Then you used wind to feed each of the five a piece of Century-Old Whale Rubber, following the principle of playing with them in shit as long as it did not kill them.

Because of all the internal heat, Bu Le grew a window during this period. When Ma Hongjun was screwing him, the window was accidentally knocked off.

That black, fist-sized window looked like a frozen pear. It accidentally rolled out of the room and was picked up by the passing Flender.

"These people really don't know the value of firewood and rice until they run a household. They just throw frozen pears around. Wash it, and it'll still be edible." You watched Flender wash the window clean and then eat it bite by bite as though it were a frozen pear. You were shocked, confused, and questioning your life, unable to understand why people could not tell a frozen pear from a window.

Although it was Flender's first time eating a frozen pear (window), he acted as though he had eaten it many times before. After finishing it, he even savored the frozen pear's peculiar flavor: slightly fishy and bitter, with a hint of sweetness afterward. Perhaps this was what the ancients meant by an authentic taste.

A window had actually been eaten by Flender like a gourmet delicacy.

You silently withdrew your gaze. Rather than watch Flender suffer, you would rather watch the Bu Le Trio battle Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun.

After more than ten minutes of fighting, the five were already somewhat exhausted. Seeing that they had been drained almost completely, you went to the brothel and found three burly men built like truck tires. The lightest weighed 150 kilograms, while the heaviest weighed 250.

You had the three of them properly attend to Dai Mubai and the other four. With physiques like heavy-truck tires, the three men moved with weight-bearing steps, letting Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and the Bu Le Trio experience the majesty of heavy-truck tires.

After enduring the torment of the Bu Le Trio and the three truck tires, Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun curled up on the floor, trembling in fear.

Terrifying. Far too terrifying. After experiencing the Bu Le Trio's "gentleness," Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun developed a psychological shadow toward the opposite sex for the rest of their lives.

Looking at Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun, who had been thoroughly ruined, you confirmed that they would never fool around again. Then you had them experience three more days of the Bu Le Trio package and the three-truck-tire package.

Through your unremitting efforts, Ma Hongjun and Dai Mubai finally developed a physiological aversion to the opposite sex. They would never be interested in women again for the rest of their lives.

Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun would now rather be beaten up by the Bu Le Trio than be crushed by truck tires. Perhaps because they shared the same fate, Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun found themselves attracted to each other, and the two accidentally let sparks fly for the first time.

You watched with great relish. Feeling that this was quite good—you had eliminated one of the uncertain factors that might corrupt Tang San—you turned your attention to Flender and the other teachers at Shrek Academy.

You had roughly estimated your current combat strength. Fighting several Titled Douluo should not be a problem.

You gave Flender a thorough beating, then proceeded to beat up every teacher at Shrek Academy.

Your principle was simple: if you could not solve the problem, solve the person who caused the problem. As long as you beat the teachers of Shrek Academy into submission, no one would keep making a fuss over basic mistakes.

As for when you beat people, naturally, it was whenever the teachers of Shrek Academy tried to bully others by relying on their influence.

After a month of one-on-one fist education, every teacher at Shrek Academy became humble and polite whenever they saw anyone, not daring to overstep in the slightest.

Your method was highly effective. As the saying went, the most effective way to deal with violent people was to use even more violent methods to punish them.

It was true that every teacher at Shrek Academy was powerful, but before you, they were no different from stray cats passing by. With just a little education, you could make all of them behave.

Before leaving Shrek Academy, you left behind thirty-three clones to keep watch over the academy's problems. Even the weakest of these clones possessed the strength of a Soul Douluo, so beating up the people at Shrek Academy remained ridiculously easy.

"Good gracious, Su Ming, you really know how to have fun—what exquisite taste! If you hadn't mentioned it, I would've nearly forgotten the Bu Le Trio. I'll go make them and Dai Yinhu and Ma Caoji experience family bliss together when I get back." It was no wonder Su Ming thought this way. He genuinely wanted to see a battle between men and men.

"Ah Ming? What are you talking about?" Ah Yin suddenly popped out, nearly scaring Su Ming to death.

Damn, what was wrong with my brain? How could I forget that Ah Yin was still here? Would she get suspicious if she heard that? Su Ming thought, meeting Ah Yin's clear, innocent, and foolish gaze.

Su Ming: ...Confirmed by the look in her eyes—she was a complete idiot.

"Nothing much. I was just trying to communicate and converse with the wind." Su Ming spoke without blushing or missing a beat.

Ah Yin pondered this after hearing him. She more or less understood that Su Ming could communicate with the wind.

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