Headbonk Test Subject
"Sigh, this won't work. Forget it, let's leave it at that. If we keep trying, I'll probably turn into an idiot." Su Ming looked at Liu Erlong on the ground, who seemed to have had an epileptic seizure. After hesitating for a long time, he took out the Cockscomb Phoenix Sunflower, unsure of how to feed it to her.
"Just pry open her mouth and feed her. Won't she bite her tongue like this? I can't exactly chew it up and feed her mouth-to-mouth either. Ugh, I don't know how Liu Erlong could have fallen for that good-for-nothing Yu Xiaogang Liu Erlong. Oh well, I'll give it to her next time I come." Su Ming put away the Cockscomb Phoenix Sunflower and left. He wasn't going to bother with Liu Erlong. Even though she called him godfather, he was only interested in stabbing his godfather with his halberd. If Liu Erlong was also a traitor, he'd explode.
After Su Ming left, the slap mark on Liu Erlong's face was replaced by a flushed face. Only the tides in the pond knew exactly what had happened.
As soon as Su Ming landed, he met the gaze of Ah Yin, who had just finished sorting through the fragmented memories from the two Simulation and was looking resentful.
"Hey, don't look at me like that! I just went out to do some small experiments. You're making me look like some scumbag who abandoned his wife and children. Let me warn you, even though I'm only level 30-something, I'm actually quite strong."
Ah Yin pursed her lips, looking like a wronged woman, making Su Ming feel extremely uncomfortable.
"No, don't look at me like that! I didn't do anything to you, and you're an old woman who's lived for tens of thousands of years, acting like a little female ghost. Don't you feel ashamed?"
Su Ming got more and more excited as he talked, always bringing up topics that were hard to broach, leaving Ah Yin puzzled as to why she had fallen for him.
Su Ming had no idea what Ah Yin was thinking. If he did, he would at least tell her to stop. Ah Yin's biological age is only six years old. Does she not want to live or what? Is her little head controlling her big head?
"Alright, alright, stop looking at me like that, okay?" Su Ming sighed, raised his hand and used the Ming's Fatherly Headbonk" on Ah Yin to slow down her thinking, leaving her no time to ponder those messy things.
"Aba aba--Aba aba aba----" Ah Yin revealed an expression like the wisdom fruit on the tree of wisdom, with the corners of her mouth turned up and her tongue sticking out. The only difference between her and the idiot was that Ah Yin didn't seem to be faking it at all.
"Phew—finally settled down. Next, I'll see if I can adopt the Little Scumbag." Su Ming really wanted to do other things, like take revenge, but after thinking it over, he couldn't think of a suitable place to start.
After waiting for about three minutes, Ah Yin's dazed state subsided. Su Ming then exchanged a few words with her, and the two, having disguised themselves, headed towards Holy Soul Village.
The process was no different from Su Laoqi's, the only difference being that Ah Yin's attitude towards Su Ming was hot and cold, leaving Su Ming confused.
After resolving the issues, Su Ming glanced at the time; it was already the third day. After settling Ah Yin in, he found a secluded spot to begin the Simulation.
[Simulation begins, 1 point deducted from the Foundation, remaining 1324%.]
[On day zero of the Simulation, you weren't in a rush to find the confidante from the previous Simulation. You were contemplating your next move. You would still choose to ascend to the Divine Realm, but you wouldn't stay there long. You planned to return to Douluo Star when the Divine Realm was about to close.]
[While you were pondering, you were being watched by a great terror from an unknown land. After experiencing the anomalies in the last Simulation, the Divine Emperor began investigating and searching for anomalies. He was searching for anomalies in the past, present, and future, searching for you, the one who helped Him restore a capillary in the last Simulation. Strictly speaking, He was searching for Su Yin'er.]
[You know nothing about this, and are just idly pondering what to do next.]
[Your ignorance did not bring you much danger. The Divine Emperor's instinctive search is very slow. Even if He searches for you simultaneously from the past, present, and future, finding you is no different from finding a needle in a haystack.]
[The universe is vast and boundless, and beyond it lies an even larger universe. Even a single capillary of the Divine Emperor is thousands of kilometers wide, yet He is still merely a speck of dust in the boundless cosmos.]
"Holy crap, not a kid?! What the hell?! This is only the beginning?! This world is way too big!" Su Ming was stunned. Judging from the Simulator, he in reality was also being targeted. So the Simulator could be hacked back?
Although Su Ming was shocked and terrified, all he could do was quietly wait for the outcome. "At worst, I'll just die. I've already died once, haven't I? Just Divine Emperor."
[On the second day of the Simulation, you went to the Shrek Academy. There were only some teachers there, and you didn't see the gay trio. After leaving, you went to the Spirit Hall, where you beat Bibi Dong half to death and used her as a prop for Ming's Fatherly Headbonk experiment.]
[Under the constant tapping on her Ming's Fatherly Headbonk, Bibi Dong's memories began to fade and become blurry, similar to developing Alzheimer's disease. You record the other person's situation and then plan to leave.]
[Bibi Dong hugged you, then treated you like food, biting your head.]
[You feel something strange above your head, then take a closer look at Bibi Dong's current situation. You've broken her limbs, and she lets out a cry like a baby.]
[You casually gagged her, then used Ming's Fatherly Headpat Bibi Dong a few more times to see if it could bring Bibi Dong back to normal.]
[The effect is not significant. Even if you try to increase the intensity of Ming's Fatherly Headpat, it will only make Bibi Dong feel good, but it cannot restore Bibi Dong's forgotten memories.]
[Through your continuous research into the characteristics of Ming's Fatherly Headbonk through Bibi Dong, you finally conclude that Ming's Fatherly Headbonk doesn't simply dull one's thinking; it's more like a disguised way of erasing memories. By repeatedly using Ming's Fatherly Headbonk, one can turn an adult's memories, psychology, thinking, and behavior into those of an infant.]
[You can't study it in more detail yet; you can only find out by observing Bibi Dong's reactions over time.]
[Although you were very reluctant, in order for your main body to better understand the characteristics of Ming's Fatherly Headbonk, you had no choice but to take Bibi Dong away and leave behind a clone to take over Bibi Dong's identity in the Spirit Hall.]
[At first, you weren't very friendly towards Bibi Dong, given the previous grudges, but after you thought things through, you can actually accept it.]
[But even though you've come to terms with it, you haven't forgotten the past grudges; at most, you just won't intentionally hurt Bibi Dong.]
[Ah Yin is unaware that you're keeping an amnesiac Bibi Dong outside. You're living peacefully together, and she occasionally goes to take care of Tang San.]