Drained Stupid

[She is not evil, she is simply wicked. Wickedness is herself, and evil is more like her resources; evil strengthens her wickedness, and wickedness purifies her wickedness.]

[Su Zhiying's birth caused a great celestial phenomenon, but it was not noteworthy; only, at the moment of her birth, the sky over Douluo Star went completely dark for a moment.]

[In the thirteenth year of the Simulation, you're either in the bridal chamber with Ah Yin every day, or on your way to the bridal chamber with Ah Yin. For the first time, you realize that being with Ah Yin isn't all that wonderful after all.]

[During this period, you had almost no contact with the outside world. Aside from eating, drinking, relieving yourself, and sleeping, all you did was consummate your marriage with Ah Yin.]

[While you and Ah Yin were engaged in a fierce battle, Su Zhiying turned Three Years Old. In those three years, Su Zhiying absorbed all the negative energy and emotions belonging to the Rakshasa God from Bibi Dong, and even purified Bibi Dong's Martial Soul.]

[The original evil and dark attributes of Bibi Dong's Death Demon Spider and Soul-Devouring Spider Emperor were forcibly purified into holy and light attributes.]

[After your inspection, Bibi Dong's Martial Soul are both dual Ultimate Martial Soul, resulting in a significant boost.]

[As a father, you're feeling envious again. You feel so useless, wondering why your children are all so much better than you.]

[While Su Zhiying was out traveling with Bibi Dong, she brought you back a huge one— the Dark Demon Evil God Tiger, embodying ultimate holiness, ultimate light, ultimate evil, and ultimate darkness.]

[You feel like the world is a giant makeshift operation. After confirming that Su Zhiying's Dark Demon Evil God Tiger doesn't have any ill intentions towards her, you're practically green with Lemon Spirit.]

[You feel your true self is mocking you right now, and you issue a fierce verbal warning to him: "Old Biden, don't be so smug. Just wait until your grandson is born, and your teeth will be sore too!"]

"Tch, what's the big deal? I'm about to become impotent, and it's hard to say whether I'll even have a child. Su Laoba, you can enjoy yourself, after all, I'll have to bear the final pain for you."

[You and Ah Yin's wedding night is finally complete! "Three years! Do you know how I spent these three years?!" you roar to the sky, then see Bibi Dong leading Su Zhiying to see you.]

[It must be said, after Bibi Dong's Martial Soul Evolution, she became even more beautiful. The original Bibi Dong had a pure and abstinent style, but now Bibi Dong has a sacred and inviolable style. Her original light purple hair has also turned into long, shimmering golden hair.]

[Su Zhiying was kicked away by Bibi Dong. She then dragged you and Ah Yin to play cards. You felt that your brothers still had energy left and could fight again.]

[Su Zhiying, who had just been kicked out of the door, blinked, somewhat bewildered by what had happened. A large, snow-white tiger with a black "king" character on its forehead came over and nuzzled her.]

Su Zhiying felt a little wronged. She pushed aside the Dark Demon Evil God Tiger and ran towards Dugu Yan's residence to seek answers.

["Bang! A pair of Aces!" Ah Yin's pair of Aces beats your Jack; "Bang! Royal Flush!" Bibi Dong's Royal Flush simultaneously suppresses both you and Ah Yin; seeing a game with no way to retaliate, you choose to bang bang bang bang.]

Su Zhiying didn't get the answer she wanted from Dugu Yan. Dugu Yan stammered and gave a perfunctory reply. Su Zhiying Su Zhiying was very dissatisfied, but didn't know who else to ask.

After Su Zhiying left, Dugu Yan closed the door, gritting her teeth. "Damn it, the three of you playing cards in front of the children in broad daylight, do you even have the demeanor of elders?"

[You were unaware that Dugu Yan had labeled you Bed-Crazy Maniac. After taking care of Ah Yin and Bibi Dong, you felt a bit regretful, as only Ah Yin had actually won this time; Bibi Dong had only gotten a small share and hadn't won anything.]

[After settling the two of them in, you went to the Blue Tyrant Academy to check on Tang San's cultivation progress. With your Ming's Fatherly Headpat the head, Shrek Seven Monsters are now all your adopted sons, and there's even Liu Erlong who calls you "Dad" all the time. You think it's great. Tang San almost at the Soul Saint level, and he's only thirteen years old. Although his cultivation speed is similar to Su Laoqi's before, you feel it's already much faster.]

[After rewarding the Shrek Seven Devils with Ming's Fatherly Headpat "Ming Father" (a term of endearment for a respected figure), and then answering some of their cultivation questions, you checked on the others at the Blue Tyrant Academy. Upon seeing Liu Erlong running naked in broad daylight, your face darkened. Before anyone noticed, you dragged Liu Erlong back to their lakeside villa.]

"Liu Erlong, can't you be a little more rational? Are you really not afraid of being seen?" You immediately launched into a tirade against Liu Erlong. Now you're 1.9 meters tall, more than a head taller than Liu Erlong, and you're scolding her like a disobedient child.

"Godfather, isn't it because you're here? You certainly won't embarrass me, will you?" Liu Erlong said confidently, slowly leaning forward, wanting to lean against you.

[You step back, looking at him with some displeasure. Although you're a bit of a jerk, you're a married man now, and naturally you can't let Liu Erlong touch you inappropriately.]

[Liu Erlong was very dissatisfied with your behavior. She puffed out her chest, patted it, and gave a look of grim determination: "Come on, you bastard, if they can do it, so can I."]

[You stare in disbelief at Liu Erlong, who has challenged you to a duel, then ask again, "Liu Erlong, are you sure you want to fight me?"]

[Liu Erlong didn't realize you really just wanted to hit someone; instead, she thought you were flirting, and she readily admitted it.]

[Seeing this, you no longer hesitated. You Yu Feng to control Liu Erlong, leaving her with no way to retreat. A greatsword of Wind Element appeared in your hand. You gripped the sword with both hands and slashed directly at Liu Erlong.]

[Originally, Liu Erlong was prepared to be ravaged by you, but she didn't expect it to be this way. "Stop! That's not the challenge I was talking about! You bastard, stop right now! Do you really want to kill me?!"]

[Your greatsword stopped one centimeter from Liu Erlong's forehead. You were also stunned by Ah Yin and Bibi Dong, and for a moment you didn't understand what Liu Erlong was doing.]

[You sheath your greatsword, which controls Wind Element, and watch Liu Erlong twist her wrists while glaring at you resentfully. You feel somewhat confused. Wasn't she the one who challenged you first? Why is she turning on you after just one exchange?]

[Having been drained of your senses, you are completely unaware of the immense terror that awaits you; you simply await its arrival.]