Upheaval

[Just as you let your guard down, Liu Erlong lunged at you like a tiger. Fortunately, you reacted quickly and dodged her attack.]

["Liu Erlong, is there something seriously wrong with you? You enjoy tricking an old man like me, do you? Then I'll show you what it means to suffer so badly you wish you were dead." You were just about to pull out a small knife and give Liu Erlong the death by a thousand cuts treatment, but instead of being frightened, she was positively excited.]

["Is it what I think it is? Come on, godfather, ravage me." Liu Erlong spread her arms, waiting for you to get to work.]

[You stared in bewilderment, convinced that Liu Erlong really had lost her mind. After much hesitation, you used Ming's Fatherly Head Knock to see whether you could restore her to normal.]

[Liu Erlong's mind grew sluggish, and for a while, her body and brain could no longer act in sync. Her mind was busy imagining how you would ravage her, while her body lunged at you just as it had before.]

[You dodged Liu Erlong's pounce again. After careful consideration, you decided she needed some psychological counseling. This was not just a problem—something was seriously wrong with her.]

[You stroked Liu Erlong's head, using Ming's Fatherly Headpat to neutralize Ming's Fatherly Head Knock, then pulled out a pile of psychology books. A group of clones appeared in the living room and busily converted it into a makeshift counseling center.]

[Liu Erlong looked at the completely transformed living room, then at the crowd of you. Her brain froze for a moment, before she threw caution to the wind and decided to pin one down and have her way with him first.]

[Unfortunately, all the clones vanished the moment Liu