Douluo: The Phoenix God's Hundred-Thousand-Year Slumber Revealed
Chapter 13

Only Shrek Can Teach Ultimate Martial Souls? Every Teacher at Spirit Hall Academy Is a Titled Douluo!

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Phoenix God Realm.

Feng Xuanyuan looked at the Sky Screen and chuckled.

"That stubborn old dragon coveted the First-Generation Purple Brilliant Heaven Destroying Dragon's Destruction Origin, and wielding the Destruction Origin affected one's mind."

"So the First-Generation Purple Brilliant Heaven Destroying Dragon often slaughtered as he pleased. That stubborn old dragon killed him outright and seized his Destruction Origin."

"But since the Dragon God killed the ancestor of the Purple Brilliant Heaven Destroying Dragon lineage, I naturally have to be a thorn in that stubborn old dragon's side!"

Qian Renxue could not help laughing.

"You improved the quality of the Purple Brilliant Heaven Destroying Dragon Martial Soul just because of that?"

"Just because of that!"

Feng Xuanyuan nodded as though it were the most natural thing in the world.

"That stubborn old dragon wielded Destruction Power back then too. Our battle nearly tore the Divine Realm apart."

"I used the Creation Godhead to simulate his Destruction Power and poured it into the Purple Brilliant Heaven Destroying Dragon Martial Soul, pushing it to the level of an Ultimate Martial Soul!"

"Tell me, if that stubborn old Dragon God knew about this in the underworld, would he be so furious he'd leap out of his grave?"

Qian Renxue shook her head helplessly.

Her husband had lived for a hundred thousand years. Why did he still act like a child?

Shrek Academy, beside Sea God Lake.

Xuan Zi watched the Soul Masters of all three continents discuss the Purple Radiance Sect's Ultimate Martial Souls on the Chat Interface.

His eyes darted about. This was a once-in-a-thousand-years opportunity.

[Xuan Zi: Members of the Purple Radiance Sect, this old man has something to say, though I don't know whether I should!]

[Purple Radiance Sect Master · Long Zihuang: Spit it out!]

Xuan Zi did not take offense. Chuckling, he sent another message.

[Xuan Zi: As everyone knows, Shrek Academy is sacred ground for Soul Masters. With ten thousand years of history, it has the most complete Soul Master teaching system in the world!

Ultimate Martial Souls may be powerful, but a fine horse needs a fine saddle, and a great teacher produces great students!

Across the three continents, Shrek Academy alone knows how to teach Soul Masters with Ultimate Martial Souls to cultivate!

Your sect's Purple Brilliant Heaven Destroying Dragon Martial Soul may be an Ultimate Martial Soul, but without guidance from great teachers, you'll sit on a mountain of treasure and dig up nothing!

I sincerely invite the Purple Radiance Sect's young disciples to come study at Shrek Academy!]

In the dean's office, Yan Shaozhe nodded when he saw the message.

Chicken Leg Douluo was usually unreliable, but this time Xuan Zi had hit the nail on the head.

[Yan Shaozhe: Xuan Zi is absolutely right.

The cultivation methods for Ultimate Martial Souls have always been one of Shrek's closely guarded secrets.

Under heaven, only Shrek Academy has complete experience in training Soul Masters with Ultimate Martial Souls.]

Director of Teaching Du Weilun quickly chimed in.

[Du Weilun: Forget Ultimate Martial Souls—even a Trash Martial Soul can be brought back to life at Shrek!

Members of the Purple Radiance Sect, seize this chance before it's gone!]

Xuan Zi smiled smugly as he read the messages.

Once the Purple Radiance Sect's youngsters came to Shrek, surely the academy could win over a bunch of wet-behind-the-ears boys.

Then all one thousand Ultimate Martial Souls would fall into Shrek's hands!

I'll have rendered the academy a service for the ages!

Ordinarily, the Sun Moon Empire would have had a few sarcastic remarks for Shrek Academy's self-promotion.

But this time...

Inside Virtue Hall, Jing Hongchen stared at the messages for ages without finding a single word to refute them.

Because Shrek Academy was telling the truth.

Sun Moon Royal Soul Engineer Academy was indeed unrivaled across the continent at training Soul Engineers.

But when it came to teaching Soul Masters, a chasm still separated it from Shrek Academy.

Ten thousand years of tradition was no empty boast!

Then, without warning...

The Phoenix God Continent's chat channel erupted in laughter.

[Jade Phosphorous Serpent Family Head · Dugu Cheng: Hahahaha, you're killing me! Great teachers? You dare talk about great teachers?]

[Holy Dragon Sect Master · Tuoba Yuan: Frogs at the bottom of a well, daring to peer at the sky? This damned Shrek has no idea how little it measures up!]

[Worship Hall Fourth Worshipper · Light Feather Douluo: I can't take it. I haven't laughed this hard in decades! Someone help me up!]

Next, Empress Feng Ji ge's message appeared on the Sky Screen.

[Feng Ji ge: Shrek Academy, are you finished?

If you are, I have a question.

The Highest Institution of the Spirit Hall Empire is called Spirit Hall Academy. Every single teacher there is a Titled Douluo.

Can Shrek Academy say the same?]

The Chat Interface fell silent.

On Sea God Island, Xuan Zi's smile froze.

Every teacher is a Titled Douluo?

How many damned Titled Douluo does Spirit Hall Academy have?

No...

How many people at or above the Titled Douluo level are there on the Phoenix God Continent?!

Xuan Zi's mind struggled to keep up.

On the Douluo Continent, one Titled Douluo was enough to support a top-tier sect and swagger through an empire.

Even Shrek Academy had only a handful of Titled Douluo. Many of them were elders who spent years in seclusion.

Send a Titled Douluo to teach little children barely above level ten in the outer academy?

What kind of joke is that?!

Xuan Zi racked his brain but could not come up with a single word in reply to Feng Ji ge's question.

Yet the Phoenix God Continent's mockery had only just begun.

[President of the Royal Academy of Sciences · Xu Yi: Since you're keeping quiet, you old bastard, I'll ask a second question.

To teach in Spirit Hall Academy's Soul Tool Department, one must be at least a Level 7 Soul Engineer and a Two-Word Battle Armor Master.

Can Shrek Academy say the same?]

Xuan Zi: ...

A Level 7 Soul Engineer?

And that's the minimum requirement?

Shrek Academy's Soul Tool Department had been developing for thousands of years, yet he could count its Soul Engineers above level seven on one hand!

And as for this Two-Word Battle Armor Master...

The term "Battle Armor" had come up once before in the Phoenix God Continent's messages.

But what in the world was Battle Armor?

At Shrek Academy's Soul Tool Department...

Xian Lin'er stared hard at the words "Battle Armor Master" on the Sky Screen.

Her instincts told her it was no simple thing.

[Xian Lin'er: May I ask those of you from the Phoenix God Continent what Battle Armor is? Is it another classification of Soul Tools?]

On the Phoenix God Continent's chat channel:

[Spirit Hall Elder · Yue Kai: Tsk. Explaining this to you country bumpkins is a bit of a pain.

Put it this way: Battle Armor is a kind of Soul Tool that can fuse with a Soul Master.

Once they become one, it directly increases the Soul Master's combat strength.

The idea for Battle Armor grew out of Mecha.

As for Mecha, you can think of them as humanoid Soul Tools.]

Humanoid Soul Tools?!

They can fuse with Soul Masters and directly increase their strength?!

Sun Moon Empire, Virtue Hall.

Clatter!

Jing Hongchen's hand trembled. The teacup slipped from his fingers and shattered on the floor.

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