Yu Dagang's counseling session: third among the ten greatest Martial Souls was actually...
"Fu Lander?"
Upon hearing this name, Bibi Dong was immediately reminded of distant memories.
The Fu Lander before her did indeed look very similar to the Flender she remembered, with the same dull eyes and the same signature hooked nose.
Are you friends?
Upon hearing Bibi Dong's words, Fu Lander paused for a moment, then smiled and said...
"Strictly speaking, we are classmates at the Soul Master Academy."
"But to be honest, my Martial Soul is rather ordinary. After cultivating it to the Soul Saint level, it becomes very difficult to improve further."
"So Da Gang has always taken good care of me. He would share half of his earnings with me to buy medicine to improve my cultivation."
Upon hearing Fu Lander's words, Bibi Dong was stunned.
"He doesn't have Trash Martial Soul?"
Fu Lander glanced at Bibi Dong with some curiosity, but still patiently explained.
"Of course not! Da Gang is a Four-Word Battle Armor Master. Although he just became Titled Douluo, his combat power is comparable to Limit Douluo without Battle Armor!"
"It turns out..."
Bibi Dong stared wide-eyed, standing there blankly, speechless for Jiujiu.
Although Fu Lander found it strange and wasted a lot of time, he still chose to follow his heart when faced with a God.
"Can we go see Mr. Da Gang now?"
Bibi Dong to wake from a dream upon hearing his words, and then suddenly shook her head.
"No... no, I need to buy a ticket, I need to queue..."
As she spoke, Bibi Dong then took out a piece of gold the size of a human head and stuffed it directly into Fu Lander's hand.
The terrifying weight nearly caused Fu Lander to fall to the ground, and he quickly stuffed the gold into his Storage Soul Tool.
He then glanced at Bibi Dong with some confusion before leaving.
Bibi Dong looked up and saw Yu Dagang's face on the big screen above the stadium.
This powerful being, now a peak Second-Level God, a god walking among mortals, suddenly felt his heart begin to beat unnaturally.
Although she wanted to see Yu Dagang, she felt a mix of trepidation and reluctance, which was why she had just refused Fu Lander.
"Xiao Gang, is this our reunion?"
Ten thousand years have passed, Dong'er misses you so much...
The Black World, Shrek Academy.
"Teacher, I never imagined that Xiao Wu was a hidden genius!"
"Even without the so-called Soul Tool in the Sky Screen, I believe my Tang Sect Hidden Weapons still possess the power to slay gods!"
"Then have Xiao Wu teleport to the middle of the enemy formation with the Buddha's Fury Tang Lotus, and detonate it. We're sure to reap the rewards..."
Just as Tang San was talking about forgetting love, a sudden ache shot through his thigh.
Xiao Wu's hand reached out again without her noticing, and she said through gritted teeth.
"Third Brother, do you mean my destiny is to sacrifice myself for you?"
"What if I accidentally use my Invincible Golden Body skill on the wrong person, or what if the power of the Hidden Weapon exceeds the invincibility time?"
"Do you, Third Brother, think of me as nothing more than a tool?"
Tang San's face was filled with embarrassment after Xiao Wu said that, and he quickly offered some words of comfort.
However, the Sky Screen then flashed with light again, and the inventory continued.
[Third Place, Sword]
[The only proof that there are no useless Martial Soul, only useless Soul Master!]
Upon seeing these words in the Sky Screen, everyone from the Shrek Academy turned their gazes toward Yu Xiaogang.
Because everyone knows that the Grandmaster's motto is. "There are no useless Martial Soul, only useless Soul Master."
"It seems Grandmaster theory has been recognized, as it has even appeared in the Sky Screen."
Yu Xiaogang proudly raised his chin and said excitedly.
"At that time, let's see who dares to say that I, Yu Xiaogang, am not the number one theoretical Grandmaster in the Soul Master World."
"Even Sky Screen has acknowledged me, how dare they deny me?"
However, the words that appeared in the Sky Screen immediately afterward made Yu Xiaogang's expression change.
The saying, "There are no useless Martial Soul, only useless Soul Master," was originally said by Yu Xiaogang, the founder of the Shrek Academy who taught Tang San, who would later ascend to godhood.
[However, Yu Xiaogang himself is actually a perfect counterexample to this statement.]
[Not only does he possess the Trash Martial Soul Luo Sanpao, but he also uses plagiarized theories to swindle and cheat people throughout the Soul Master World, truly degrading himself.]
[He possesses both a useless Martial Soul and a useless Soul Master; that perfectly describes Yu Xiaogang.]
"Pfft..."
Among the Shrek Devils, Ning Rongrong was the first to break down and burst out laughing.
Meanwhile, Dai Mubai and the others beside him also lowered their heads deeply, trying to act like Old Stiff.
"Ning Rongrong, what are you laughing at? Is it that funny?"
Upon hearing Yu Xiaogang's words, Ning Rongrong quickly shook her head, her face flushed as she spoke.
"Grandmaster, please don't misunderstand, I just remembered something happy."
"Grandma Li's big yellow dog near the college gate had puppies today!"
Although Yu Xiaogang knew that Ning Rongrong was talking nonsense, he still nodded helplessly.
However, immediately afterward, a series of words appeared again in the Sky Screen.
Therefore, the claim that Yu Xiaogang can be called a theoretical Grandmaster has absolutely no theoretical basis whatsoever.
The true hero who enabled all Shrek Seven Devils to ascend to godhood was actually his disciple Tang San, not Yu Xiaogang himself.
[Expecting a pig that only knows how to fart to train a group of geniuses is like hoping that Gangzi can break through to fifty years old at level thirty.]
"Hahaha..."
Ning Rongrong couldn't hold back any longer and burst out laughing.
Yu Xiaogang, on the other hand, was so angry at the words in the Sky Screen that his eyes turned red and he was panting heavily.
He turned his head fiercely and shouted at Ning Rongrong.
What are you laughing at again?
Upon hearing this, Ning Rongrong quickly wiped the smile off her face and said with a serious expression.
"Grandmaster, please don't misunderstand, we are all professionally trained Soul Master."
No matter how funny things are, we won't laugh.
"... unless I can't help it."
Upon hearing this, Dai Mubai and the others nearby were all stunned and burst into laughter.
Even teachers like Flender and Zhao Wuji couldn't help but smile uncontrollably.
Just as everyone was laughing and joking, another line of text appeared in the Sky Screen.
[And the only one who truly embodies the saying "There are no useless Martial Soul, only useless Soul Master" is one person.]
His name is the Sword Fanatic, Ji Juechen!
Spirit City, Central Stadium.
"Ji Juechen sounds like a promising young man!"
The long queue finally reached Bibi Dong, but actually, it was because some people ahead of Bibi Dong ran to the back of the queue out of fear.
There was no way around it; who wouldn't be afraid when facing a God, especially a god of death clearly visible in the Sky Screen?
When Bibi Dong looked at the autograph table, she saw Yu Dagang insert a rose into a female fan's lapels and then gently kiss her hand.
Wishing you a happy life, my dear!
Then, Yu Dagang looked at Bibi Dong, paused for a moment, and then his face lit up with a smile as bright as sunshine.
"Hello, welcome to my therapy session!"