Douluo: The Phoenix God's Hundred-Thousand-Year Slumber Revealed
Chapter 82

Gangzi's tactic: hiding in farts!

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Qiankun Asking Love Valley.

Feng Xuanyuan's voice appeared in the Sky Screen, explaining to everyone.

"The original plan for the Deep Adventure was for Yu Xiaogang, who is currently Soul Grandmaster, to engage in a series of battles against the Shrek Seven Devils, each with the same cultivation level."

"Although it's quite difficult, it doesn't necessarily mean you'll die."

"Because Yu Xiaogang only needs to hold out for five minutes under each person's attacks."

"Unfortunately, Yu Xiaogang's ' Truth Challenge' failed."

Therefore, the danger level of Deep Adventure has been raised to the extreme.

"Yu Xiaogang will not be facing the Shrek Seven Devils, who are of the same cultivation level."

"Instead, they are Soul Master of equal cultivation, standing at the pinnacle of the Douluo Continent's long river of time."

"And for every five minutes he holds out, an additional powerful fighter joins the battle, creating a numerical advantage."

At this point, Feng Xuanyuan couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Until... Yu Xiaogang is beaten to death."

Upon hearing Feng Xuanyuan's words, everyone watching the Sky Screen gasped in shock.

Yu Xiaogang, this notorious good-for-nothing, is supposed to fight on equal footing with the most outstanding geniuses in the history of the Douluo Continent?

And it's a rotation system, with an extra person added every five minutes?

Killing is not cruelty...

That's absolutely cruel!

The first one to appear was familiar to some of those watching the Sky Screen.

The legendary powerful figure who founded the Star Luo Empire, the Evil Eye Holy King!

Legend has it that his Martial Soul is not the Evil Eye White Tiger.

Instead, it possesses three eyes, along with extremely strong Divine Power and terrifying physical strength— the Evil Eye Holy King Martial Soul!

On the arena.

Upon hearing Feng Xuanyuan's introduction, Yu Xiaogang's legs went weak, and he almost collapsed to the ground.

The legendary Evil Eye Holy King?

I'm just a born Trash Martial Soul, how can I possibly fight against such an existence?

Just then, a powerful figure stepped out and onto the arena.

This is a tall, muscular man over two meters tall, with his bare upper body covered in black and white tiger skin, and his hands also resembling tiger claws.

On his forehead, three eyes were arranged in a triangular pattern, with dazzling golden light shimmering in the vertical pupils.

With the appearance of this burly man, a powerful pressure instantly enveloped the entire arena.

"This is... the Evil Eye Holy King?"

Yu Xiaogang's legs felt a little weak.

However, the Evil Eye Holy King on the arena wouldn't hold back.

With a roar like a tiger, his body shot towards Yu Xiaogang like a cannonball.

"Luo Sanpao!"

Yu Xiaogang was so frightened he almost wet himself, and quickly summoned his Martial Soul.

"Have a thunderous fart, cover for me!"

With a thunderous fart, thick yellow smoke instantly billowed from Luo Sanpao's rear end.

A terrifying odor, comparable to that of a biological weapon, filled the arena.

"Luo Sanpao, keep firing! Don't stop!"

A large plume of yellow smoke quickly spread out, enveloping the entire arena in a hazy, smelly yellow fumes.

The effect of turning a fart into mist is even better than that of a smoke bomb.

The Evil Eye Holy King clearly didn't want to get involved in Luo Sanpao's nonsense, so he could only chase after Yu Xiaogang around the edge of the arena.

Meanwhile, Yu Xiaogang rolled around in Luo Sanpao's buttocks, dodging the Evil Eye Holy King's attacks every time.

Using his farts as cover, Yu Xiaogang actually managed to hold on.

Everyone watching the Sky Screen was stunned by what they saw.

Five minutes passed in the blink of an eye.

However, before Yu Xiaogang could even rejoice, a second powerful figure joined the battle.

A stunningly beautiful figure with six pure white wings spread out behind her descended from the sky.

With her long golden hair flowing freely and her Angel Holy Sword firmly in her hand, the aura of her Six-Winged Angel Martial Soul instantly swept across the entire arena.

"The First-Generation Angel God?"

Yu Xiaogang's expression changed drastically in an instant.

Having lived in Spirit City for a period of time, how could he not recognize that this person was the ancestor of the Angel lineage and the First-Generation Angel God who established the Spirit Hall?

The ancestor whom Qian Family had worshipped for countless years suddenly appeared on the arena at this moment.

"Does such filthy things deserve to exist here?"

The Angel Domain, inherent to the Six-Winged Angel Martial Soul, instantly unfolded.

A holy light shone across the arena, instantly purifying the fart Luo Sanpao had released.

Yu Xiaogang's identity was thus completely exposed.

"Not good!"

Yu Xiaogang was terrified and turned to run away again.

However, a golden sword light flashed by.

"Pfft!"

The Angel Holy Sword struck with deadly accuracy, piercing through Yu Xiaogang's buttocks.

"Awooo!!!"

Yu Xiaogang let out a bloodcurdling scream, as blood streamed down his thigh.

Strangely, the First-Generation Angel God did not continue the pursuit.

She simply held the Angel Holy Sword, calmly watching Yu Xiaogang as if he were a fish struggling on a chopping board.

Yu Xiaogang was terrified and crawled around the ring, his body bleeding profusely.

But whenever he tried to stop and catch his breath, the First-Generation Angel God would casually stab him with his sword, forcing him to keep running.

Everyone watching the Sky Screen was terrified.

This is hardly a battle.

This is clearly an old man teasing a child!

Five more minutes passed.

Yu Xiaogang was covered in blood and barely had the strength to crawl.

The third powerful figure makes his appearance.

A tall man, wielding a trident and exuding an aura as vast as the ocean, stepped into the arena.

Poseidon, the First Generation Sea God!

He single-handedly founded Poseidon Island, which is also the source of Tang Shenwang's position as the Sea God.

Seeing that he was surrounded by three beings of this caliber, Yu Xiaogang's heart sank completely.

run?

Where to run?

Can you run it?

The next moment, there was a "thump".

Yu Xiaogang, who prided himself on being the number one theoretical Grandmaster in the Soul Master World, suddenly collapsed to his knees in the center of the arena.

"I know I was wrong, please forgive me!"

I'll never do it again!

Yu Xiaogang cried and kowtowed frantically.

However, in the next instant, a figure appeared in the air above the arena.

Yu Xiaogang subconsciously looked up, only to be struck dumb.

He was a middle-aged man with a handsome and dignified face, dressed in a long golden robe.

Even if Yu Xiaogang were to turn to ashes, he would never forget this face.

Because this is how he remembered Pope Qian Xunji when he was young!

Phoenix God Realm.

Bibi Dong quickly ran into the Angel Temple and found Qian Renxue watching the Sky Screen.

"Xue'er..."

Bibi Dong's voice was pleading.

"Could you please plead with the Phoenix God for me and release Xiao Gang?"

"In the other world, he was just a Soul Grandmaster. Punishing him would be pointless."

Upon hearing this, Qian Renxue turned around and looked at her mother.

"Mother, you want me to save him?"

"But have you ever considered that Yu Xiaogang isn't worth saving at all?"

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