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Douluo: My Martial Soul Is Greninja, and Tang San Is Stunned
Chapter 59

Who Set the Death Trap for Whom?

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The Carriage rolled over the gravel beach, making a loud clattering sound beneath the sheer cliffs nestled between two mountains.

The steep blue stone cliffs on both sides looked as if they had been cleaved straight out with Mountain-Splitting Axe. Looking up, only a narrow, bright line of sky remained, and even the midday sun could not shine into this gloomy ravine.

The mountain wind blew in, carrying dry stone dust that made the Heaven Dou Royal Knights leading the way rub their eyes.

"Old Ferdinand, hold the reins."

On the roof of the large Carriage in the middle, the curtain was suddenly lifted by someone.

Ling Yun, dressed in a dark blue cloth outfit and soft-soled cloth boots, stood on the hardwood shaft of the carriage, his hands in his pockets, looking down at the towering cliffs on both sides.

Flender, riding a tall horned horse, reined in his horse, turned his head, pushed up his crystal glasses on the bridge of his nose, and frowned, saying, "What's wrong, Ling Yun? We're only twenty miles ahead to the mouth of the Canyon. We need to set up camp and cook before dark tonight."

"If you go another twenty miles, you won't even be able to find a good burial site for yourself."

Ling Yun's eyelids drooped, and a very subtle ripple of Divine Sense spread out from the Head Soul Bone that had just been refined into his bones deep between his brows.

At the top of that towering cliff, hidden by withered trees and tangled grass, no less than a thousand suppressed breaths lay like dead ghosts on the edge of the cliff. Underneath hundreds of heavy black rocks, hardwood crowbars had already been placed, waiting for the whole group to crawl into the mouth of this gourd.

"An ambush?!"

Flender's pores all over his body suddenly popped open; the alertness of his Cat Owl Martial Soul made him abruptly look up at the mountaintop.

"Rongrong, light up! Xiao Ao, roll all the sausages!"

Ling Yun didn't even bother waiting for those shady characters on the mountaintop to smash the rocks first; he simply gave the order.

Inside the carriage, Ning Rongrong, dressed in a light white dress, straightened her expression and clasped her two delicate white hands together in front of her chest!

"Seven Treasures Turn, Glazed Glass Appears!"

A crisp, melodious shout shattered the silence of the Canyon, and a crystal-clear, dazzling little tower, radiating nine-colored light, spun into the air in her palm! Three Soul Ring, two yellow and one purple, shone brightly, and three dense, blinding beams of light directly struck Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and Ling Yun in the front row!

"First: Strength! Second: Speed! Third: Soul!"

Boom!

The amplification was instantly filled, and the White Tiger Radiance on Dai Mubai's body surged by 30%, while Ma Hongjun's Pure Yang Lie Yan shot straight into the air!

Beside Ning Rongrong, Oscar's hands flew across his face as he chanted incantations at lightning speed, like reciting a menu. "I have a Mushroom Sausage! I Have a Big Sausage! Here! Two for everyone, fly for three damn minutes!!"

Oscar tossed a handful of sausages, gleaming with a pale pink sheen, to the entire team with pinpoint accuracy, like a hailstorm.

"Little Oscar, well done. You'll be well rewarded when we get back." Ling Yun casually grabbed a cigarette and stuffed it into his pocket, then gestured with his chin towards Oscar.

A glint suddenly appeared in Oscar's captivating eyes.

Back in Shrek, he was used like a ration bag all the time as a support character. But Ling Yun not only never shortchanged him on the money, but also made him the core of the team's maneuvering and survival in terms of tactics! This feeling of being valued as a true main player made Oscar's whole body throb with heat, and his chanting was louder than Tai Long's.

"Fatty! Head over to that concave corner and flip their pot over for me!!" Ling Yun pointed to the right side of the cliff.

"Alright! Watch me!!"

Ma Hongjun stuffed the Mushroom Sausage into his mouth, and the crimson-gold fire feathers on his back surged. With Ning Rongrong's full amplification, he transformed into a Fire Meteor that tore through the sky, heading straight for the hundred-foot cliff!

Third Soul Skill: Phoenix Wings Soaring!

The Pure Yang Phoenix True Fire, amplified by the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda, transformed into a pillar of lava fire as thick as a water vat, crashing down on the pile of rolling rocks on the right cliff!

Boom!

The blazing Lie Yan collided with the dry wood and weeds on the cliff top, instantly turning into a raging inferno!

"Aaaaaah!!"

Growl filled the air as dozens of masked men in black, engulfed in flames, who hadn't yet managed to push the boulder off the cliff, plummeted from the sheer cliff like dumplings being dropped into a pot, crashing into piles of mud on the rocky beach!

"Move! Drop the Rock Throw! Everyone, push them down!!"

Finally, a furious, piercing scream came from the top of the cliff.

Rumble!

Countless Black Xuan Boulders, as large as millstones and houses, were pried up and crashed down the steep cliff face, causing the entire Canyon to shake violently and dust to fill the sky and obscure the sun!

"Everyone eat sausages, take off!!" Flender yelled in his hoarse voice.

"Hell White Tiger!!"

The instant the rain of boulders crashed down, Dai Mubai and Zhu Zhuqing didn't even hesitate. Their bodies violently merged in mid-air! A huge black and white tiger, a full eight meters long, roared to the sky, its claws whistling as they tore through iron, forcefully smashing the two massive boulders that were crashing down from above into a shower of stone chips!

Tai Long transformed into a gorilla, staying close to Ning Rongrong and Oscar, his large palms sweeping away the flying pebbles.

Xiao Wu, dressed in a light pink and white outfit and wearing the Heavenly Silkworm Golden Robe given to her by Ling Yun, twitched her rabbit ears and Bounce swiftly along the cliff face like a nimble ape. In an instant, she cut to the side of several black-clad Soul King were sneaking down the cliff, and with a series of Great Monument-Splitting Hand blows, she snapped the assassins' necks with two cracking sounds!

With Ning Rongrong's Divine-Level Support and Oscar's absolute Air Supremacy and Sustained Flight, the entire Blue Tyrant Team was like a Steel Chariot with lubricant, managing to avoid being hurt even a hair on their head amidst the falling Rock Throw!

On the contrary, the hundreds of black-clad assassins who rushed down from the top of the cliff were torn apart by Ma Hongjun's Huo Yu and Hell White Tiger, leaving corpses strewn all over the place!

"Useless! A bunch of useless trash!!"

A sharp, delicate, yet heavy sound that seemed to freeze the air in the entire Canyon descended slowly from the highest point of the dust-filled sky.

Call--!

The mountain wind suddenly stopped.

It didn't stop naturally; rather, the airflow throughout the entire world was abruptly severed by an immense and terrifying pressure!

A gigantic, shimmering golden chrysanthemum, covered in strange downy hairs, bloomed proudly amidst the dark clouds above the Canyon.

Two yellow, two purple, and five black!

Nine dazzling and imposing Soul Ring, carrying Heavenly Fiend that commanded the submission of all things, stepped out from mid-air like the sun surveying the heavens!

Level 95 Titled Douluo – Chrysanthemum Douluo, Yue Guan!

"A bunch of arrogant ants who don't know their own limitations, do they really think they deserve my personal attention?"

Yue Guan, dressed in a moon-white robe with gold embroidery, wore a contemptuous sneer on his fair, almost bewitching face. His phoenix eyes swept over the corpses scattered on the ground, fixing coldly on the deep blue-clad youth standing atop the Carriage.

"You perpetual fourth-ring freak... today, this Canyon will be your burial ground!"

The moment the words fell, countless golden Chrysanthemum Petals transformed into billions of flying knives that sliced through the void, blotting out the sun and descending straight towards Ling Yun's face!

A single strike from Titled Douluo can change the very fabric of heaven and earth!

Anyone else would have had their kneecaps shattered under the pressure of the Nine Rings.

Ling Yun, who was standing on the roof of the car, did not even pull his hands out of his pockets.

The boy tilted his head back, his deep blue eyes as cold as ice, a wildly arrogant sneer curling at the corner of his mouth, and suddenly shouted coldly at the silent forest behind him:

"Old Poison! Haven't you had enough of the show?!"

"If you don't come out and bite someone, I'll burn those two rotten immortal Immortal Herb in your herb garden behind the mountain when I get back to Heaven Dou City!!"

Hiss----!

A piercing, violent, and deafening serpentine cry, thunderously ripped through the sky from the bottomless abyss behind the Canyon.

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