Ch. 381Battling Hanzō

Key plot points and events

  • Hanzō challenges Jiraiya, Orochimaru, and Tsunade to knock him off his summon, Ibuse; if they succeed, the conflict between Amegakure and Konoha ends.
  • Tsunade uses a giant, flame-propelled Steel Fist made by Orochimaru to send Ibuse flying and knock Hanzō into a crater. Hanzō refuses to accept defeat and resumes fighting.
  • When Ibuse releases poison mist, Orochimaru counters it with a scroll-summoned hair dryer powered by a portable battery.
  • Hanzō attacks Orochimaru, but a summoned Mecha blocks him. Orochimaru then uses a Gatling gun and mortar from his storage scroll to pin Hanzō down while Jiraiya prepares Sage Mode.
  • After Orochimaru runs out of ammunition, Hanzō destroys the Mecha. Jiraiya completes Sage Mode, but Tsunade and Orochimaru mock his appearance. The chapter ends as the Toad Sages urge Jiraiya to finish the fight so they can return to their livestream sales.

Character developments and interactions

  • Tsunade proves her strength and confidence, readily using Orochimaru’s technology; Jiraiya and Orochimaru are wary of her power.
  • Orochimaru is relaxed and resourceful, revealing that his scroll contains thousands of stored items. His modern weapons and gadgets turn the battle into an absurdly uneven contest.
  • Jiraiya boasts at first but ultimately relies on his teammates’ efforts while preparing Sage Mode. His appearance becomes the target of friendly ridicule.
  • Hanzō begins arrogantly, then grows frustrated and humiliated as the trio repeatedly counter him. His refusal to honor the apparent loss prolongs the fight.
  • The teammates banter throughout: Jiraiya complains about Orochimaru arming Tsunade, while Orochimaru and Tsunade unite to tease Jiraiya. The Toad Sages add comic impatience and bickering of their own.

Significant themes

  • Subverting expectations: A legendary shinobi battle is disrupted by hair dryers, firearms, mecha, and livestream commerce.
  • Teamwork and ingenuity: The trio’s complementary strength, technology, and skills keep Hanzō under pressure.
  • Pride versus adaptability: Hanzō’s concern with saving face contrasts with the protagonists’ casual, flexible approach.
  • Comedic camaraderie: Teasing among allies and the Toad Sages’ everyday concerns undercut the battle’s seriousness.

Ch. 382They're Just Like You

Key plot points and events

  • Fukasaku and Shima use the Toad Chant to trap Hanzō in a genjutsu. When Hanzō retreats, Jiraiya amplifies their croaks with enormous loudspeakers, making the technique impossible to escape.
  • Hanzō collapses, but Jiraiya and Orochimaru fail to wake him with their ridiculous attempts. Tsunade finally gets a response by slapping him hard.
  • Hanzō concedes defeat and agrees to end hostilities between Amegakure and Konoha. He then names the three victors the Sannin, though he insists they merely fought him to a standstill.
  • News of the title spreads, along with unflattering nicknames: Orochimaru is called “the ninja with no honor,” Jiraiya “the toad pervert,” and Tsunade “the slap-crazy maniac.”
  • Tsunade is enraged by her nickname. When a child and his mother recognize her and frighten the boy into giving up his toy for fear of being slapped, she charges off toward Amegakure to confront Hanzō again. Orochimaru and Jiraiya calm her by reminding her that several prominent men are supposedly just like her.

Character developments and interactions

  • Jiraiya gets his moment in the spotlight by helping amplify the Sages’ technique, but his foolishness is evident when he tries to wake Hanzō.
  • Orochimaru remains practical and composed, while also joining Jiraiya in awkwardly distancing himself from Tsunade after her slap.
  • Tsunade is forceful and quick-tempered, yet her anger is played for comedy—especially when her reputation frightens a child.
  • Hanzō acknowledges defeat and grants the Sannin title, but remains proud and evasive, fleeing after delivering his speech.
  • The trio’s close, teasing dynamic continues: Jiraiya and Orochimaru try to manage Tsunade’s outbursts, while she readily turns her irritation on them.

Significant themes

  • Reputation and public perception: The Sannin’s fame arrives bundled with mocking, exaggerated nicknames.
  • Comedic contrast: A serious victory over a feared opponent is undercut by absurd tactics, slapstick, and the trio’s bickering.
  • Pride and recognition: Hanzō honors the young ninja while carefully preserving his own dignity.

Ch. 383Friendly relations

Key plot points

  • Hanzō arrives in Konoha, where he is admitted under surveillance and escorted to the Hokage’s office.
  • Dave and Danzo present him with an agreement proposing friendly cooperation between Konoha, Amegakure, and Kirigakure. Konoha offers transportation links, educational exchanges, and other assistance in return for friendship.
  • Hanzō questions how Kirigakure can join while still at war with Konoha. Juzo Biwa explains that the arrangement has the Fourth Mizukage’s approval.
  • Dave calls Kagami to check on the succession. Kagami reveals that the Third Mizukage has just been defeated, clearing the way for the Fourth to take over.
  • Hanzō agrees to the broad terms and is asked to remain in Konoha until the new Mizukage arrives to sign the agreement and attend a press conference. Juzo is assigned to show him around.

Character developments and interactions

  • Hanzō arrives wary and visibly out of place, but puts aside his suspicion to negotiate for Amegakure’s sake. He is surprised by Konoha’s unusually generous offer and increasingly startled by the revelations about Kirigakure.
  • Dave presents himself as friendly and conciliatory, though his awkward attempts to describe Amegakure’s attractions and products repeatedly sound like insults to Hanzō.
  • Juzo acts as the link between Kirigakure and the meeting, confirming the Fourth Mizukage’s support and agreeing to guide Hanzō.
  • Kagami’s tense phone report—and the furious outburst heard in the background—suggest the Third Mizukage’s defeat was chaotic and comic.

Significant themes

  • Peace through cooperation: Konoha proposes practical connections in transport, trade, and education rather than demanding reparations.
  • Rebuilding and inclusion: The agreement aims to strengthen Amegakure despite its poverty and limited resources.
  • Political upheaval: Kirigakure’s planned transition from the Third to the Fourth Mizukage changes the prospects for peace.
  • Humor amid diplomacy: Dave’s tactless descriptions and Kagami’s off-screen outburst undercut the formality of the negotiations.

Ch. 384Kakuzu: I made a killing

Plot points and events

  • Hanzō recognizes Kakuzu’s business card and recalls an elder’s warning: Kakuzu is uniquely dangerous because a fight with him could cost not only one’s life but also one’s money and resources.
  • Hanzō asks Juzo Biwa to contact Kakuzu, since Amegakure has no phones. Kakuzu arrives promptly to discuss Hanzō’s problem.
  • Hanzō offers Kakuzu 500 million to solve Amegakure’s constant rain after the war, hoping better weather will help the village’s economy.
  • Dave overhears the deal and questions whether Kakuzu can actually stop the rain. Kakuzu explains his plan: shift Amegakure’s enormous bank of rainclouds toward Sunagakure, which suffers from drought and sandstorms.
  • Kakuzu has already arranged to charge Sunagakure 2 billion for the solution. He then calls Hashirama, bargaining him down to 1,500 ryō to use his Wood Release to strike the clouds and move them.
  • Kakuzu concludes that the deal will earn him a huge profit, a favor from Hashirama, goodwill from both villages, and future business.

Character developments and interactions

  • Hanzō is wary of Kakuzu but ultimately accepts the costly deal, convinced that ending the rain could benefit Amegakure.
  • Kakuzu is revealed as a cunning, confident dealmaker who turns a weather problem into a profitable arrangement linking two villages’ opposing needs. He also negotiates shamelessly with Hashirama while claiming the job is barely worthwhile.
  • Dave acts as the skeptical observer, challenging Kakuzu’s promises and being left astonished by the ingenuity—and audacity—of the plan.
  • Juzo Biwa serves as the go-between who explains how to contact Kakuzu.
  • The chapter’s central interactions are transactional: Hanzō bargains with Kakuzu, Dave questions Kakuzu’s scheme, and Kakuzu haggles with Hashirama.

Significant themes

  • Clever problem-solving and resourcefulness: Kakuzu solves a regional climate problem by connecting Amegakure’s excess rain with Sunagakure’s need for water.
  • Profit and leverage: He earns far more than he spends while gaining favors, influence, and repeat customers.
  • Comedic exploitation: The humor comes from Kakuzu’s extravagant business claims, his tiny payment to Hashirama, and Dave’s disbelief at the scale of the scheme.

Ch. 385Sakumo's brain had been broken for ages

Key plot points and events

  • At 3 a.m., Sakumo calls his teacher Dave because his wife has gone into labor while he is away. Dave rushes to help get her to the hospital.
  • The doctor says the baby is premature, frightening Dave and Sakumo, but quickly clarifies that both mother and child are healthy.
  • Overcome with excitement at becoming a father, Sakumo commandeers a tank and attacks Sunagakure’s camp, claiming he is firing a celebratory salute. The raid kills more than six hundred shinobi and seriously injures over three hundred.
  • Sakumo returns to camp with the new nickname “Hatake Cannon.” When Dave calls to report that his wife and baby are well, Sakumo proposes increasingly ridiculous names—“Hatake Cannon,” “Hatake Gatling Gun,” and “Hatake Grenade.”
  • Sakumo’s wife asks Dave to choose instead. He suggests “Kakashi,” which she accepts, and hurries to register the name before Sakumo can object.

Character developments and interactions

  • Sakumo’s fierce battlefield reputation contrasts with his goofy, impulsive side. His joy at becoming a father overwhelms his judgment, though he eventually agrees to rest when reminded of the larger war.
  • Dave acts as a dependable, caring mentor: he responds quickly, reassures Sakumo, and helps his wife and baby.
  • Sakumo’s wife is relieved and affectionate but firmly rejects his weapon-themed naming ideas. She trusts Dave to choose a suitable name.
  • Dave and Sakumo’s wife quietly work around Sakumo’s likely objection by registering Kakashi’s name without waiting for him.

Significant themes

  • The absurdity of war and celebration: Sakumo turns a personal milestone into a devastating military raid, with comic intent and deadly consequences.
  • Contrasts in character: Sakumo’s tenderness and excitement as a new father sit alongside his recklessness and fearsome combat reputation.
  • Family and responsibility: The chapter centers on the birth of Sakumo’s child, while Dave and Sakumo’s wife step in to ensure the baby receives a sensible name.

Ch. 386The Second Five Kage Summit

Key plot points and events

  • The Second Shinobi World War ends after a string of deaths among village leaders. The Third Raikage dies after holding off ten thousand opponents for three days, and the elderly Second Raikage dies after attacking Ōnoki, who is left gravely injured.
  • Yugito is appointed temporary Fourth Raikage, while Rasa becomes Fourth Kazekage and Yagura becomes Fourth Mizukage. Dave and Danzo expect Ōnoki to join a cooperative pact once the other villages unite.
  • Dave learns that Might Duy’s wife has given birth to a boy, Might Guy. Overcome with excitement, Duy opens the Seventh Gate and charges into Sunagakure, killing the Third Kazekage. Sakumo reports the incident to Dave, and the Konoha forces return home.
  • The four Kage meet in Konoha and sign a pact of friendship and mutual support. Ōnoki, recovering from his injuries, joins them, completing the alliance.
  • Hashirama welcomes the apparent peace, while Madara doubts it will last once their powerful generation is gone. Their argument turns into a challenge to duel at the Valley of the End.
  • At the summit’s close, Dave raises the subject of postwar reparations. Kakuzu arrives with his calculator and ledger, making the assembled leaders uneasy.

Character developments and interactions

  • Dave and Danzo coordinate the end of the war and the political settlement, though their plans are repeatedly disrupted by Duy’s impulsive celebration.
  • Might Duy becomes a father and channels his joy into a wildly inappropriate attack on Sunagakure. Sakumo, caught between alarm and disbelief, relays the news and its consequences to Dave.
  • Hashirama has moderated his idealism: rather than demand perfect peace, he is content to see the villages cooperate for now. Madara remains cynical, crediting Konoha’s power—not lasting goodwill—for the calm. Their familiar bickering escalates into a duel challenge.
  • Ōnoki moves from injured opponent to reluctant participant in the new alliance. Kakuzu punctures the solemn summit atmosphere by insisting that peace can wait until the bills are settled.

Significant themes

  • Peace as a fragile political arrangement: The alliance offers hope, but Madara warns that it may depend on the current generation’s strength.
  • The limits of idealism: Hashirama accepts practical, imperfect peace instead of pursuing an impossible ideal.
  • Absurdity amid war and diplomacy: Duy’s exuberant fatherhood announcement and Kakuzu’s immediate focus on reparations undercut the grandeur of military and political events.

Ch. 387Kakuzu faces off against Ōnoki

Plot points and events

  • Kakuzu confronts Tsuchikage Ōnoki with an authentic Iwagakure plan to attack Konoha. Ōnoki denies knowing about it, despite the document’s precise contents, his signature, and fingerprint.
  • Shū, an Explosion Release shinobi raised by Dave, loudly “reveals” details from the plan. He and Dave share a knowing glance, suggesting Shū’s apparent guess was part of a setup.
  • When Ōnoki continues denying responsibility, Kakuzu abandons the argument and claims Ōnoki owes compensation for wasting everyone’s time. He presents an absurd calculation totaling over 1.76 billion ryo, largely based on his supposedly lost business opportunities.
  • Ōnoki collapses and is taken to the hospital. Kakuzu charges allied Kage Rasa and Yagura only a million ryo each, then leaves.
  • Later that night, Kakuzu appears beside Ōnoki’s hospital bed to remind him to pay. Ōnoki is frightened into another emergency-room visit; Kakuzu notes that Ōnoki must also repay Konoha for his medical bills.

Character developments and interactions

  • Kakuzu is portrayed as an intimidating, shamelessly calculating negotiator who turns a political dispute into a financial shakedown. He distinguishes allies from opponents, but still exploits both.
  • Ōnoki displays the evasiveness of a seasoned politician, inventing excuses even when faced with strong evidence. His confidence collapses under Kakuzu’s threats and outlandish bill.
  • Shū and Dave appear to work together to corner Ōnoki, with Shū supplying the incriminating details and Dave confirming that the meeting has ended.
  • Rasa and Yagura are relieved to be treated more gently, though Yagura remains terrified of Kakuzu. Dave awkwardly defends Kakuzu’s actions.

Significant themes

  • Power and political accountability: The document implies Iwagakure had planned to attack Konoha, though Ōnoki refuses to own up to it.
  • Money as leverage: Kakuzu uses fabricated-looking calculations and the threat of debt to dominate the confrontation.
  • Manipulation and comic intimidation: The setup, legalistic wordplay, and hospital scare turn a diplomatic clash into dark farce.

Ch. 388Hiruzen: Long live!

Key plot points and events

  • Dave visits the hospital and finds Madara waiting outside the operating room. Madara admits he fought Kagami so hard that Kagami’s lungs may have burst and his heart is barely beating. Kakuzu is also being treated after trying to collect a debt from Mito. Madara trusts the doctor to save them—and notes that he could revive Kagami with the Rinnegan if necessary.
  • In the Hokage’s office, Hiruzen and Danzo take a break from revising an ANBU restructuring plan to watch the show Naruto, which has begun depicting Danzo.
  • The show portrays Danzo as a ruthless “Shinobi of Darkness” who urges Hiruzen to slaughter the Uchiha. Hiruzen refuses, invoking his authority as Hokage and condemning Danzo’s proposal.
  • Danzo is furious at the portrayal, while Hiruzen enjoys seeing their fictional rivalry. They resume arguing over the plan; Danzo eventually approves it after Hiruzen theatrically denounces Dave’s company and capitalism.

Character developments

  • Madara shows some guilt about badly injuring Kagami, though he remains confident that Kagami can be saved.
  • Hiruzen is amused by the show’s depiction of him as a decisive Hokage and takes pleasure in seeing Danzo cast as his antagonist.
  • Danzo is deeply offended by the series’ characterization of him, but still leans on his authority to force Hiruzen to keep revising the plan.
  • Hiruzen finally gets the plan approved after months of revisions.

Significant themes

  • Fiction versus reputation: Danzo resents the show’s simplified, villainous image of him, while Hiruzen enjoys the flattering contrast.
  • Power and political rivalry: The office scene turns their real administrative relationship into a contest over authority and control.
  • Satire of capitalism and bureaucracy: Hiruzen’s sudden revolutionary speech mocks political rhetoric, while Danzo’s endless revisions highlight petty bureaucracy.

Character interactions

  • Madara tells Dave about Kagami’s and Kakuzu’s injuries, prompting Dave’s disbelief and concern.
  • Hiruzen and Danzo watch the show together, then argue over its portrayal and the ANBU plan.
  • Hiruzen mocks Danzo’s fictional role; Danzo retaliates by rejecting the plan again, before finally approving it.

Ch. 389I charge 200 a photo

Key plot points and events

  • While touring Konoha, Kagami explains photography to Hanzō, who is fascinated by the possibility of earning money from pictures.
  • Kagami demonstrates his own “photography business”: he photographs a car parked over the line, reports its license plate to the Military Police, and earns a 200-ryo fine.
  • The group encounters a masked beggar who accepts Hanzō’s donation and Ōnoki’s reluctant coin, then offers Kagami a QR-code payment option and even organ-selling contacts.
  • Kagami recognizes the beggar as Kakuzu. Kakuzu reveals that he is teaching a class on modern ways to make money, with the “begging” demonstration serving as a lesson. He assigns his students to beg for 10,000 ryo.

Character developments and interactions

  • Hanzō approaches Konoha’s unfamiliar customs with curiosity and is eager to learn how photography can make money. His instinctive generosity reflects his experience with poverty in Amegakure.
  • Ōnoki remains provocative and skeptical, teasing Hanzō and questioning Kagami’s unusual business methods.
  • Kagami serves as guide and mediator, introducing both photography and Konoha’s eccentric schemes, though he is embarrassed by Kakuzu’s lesson.
  • Kakuzu appears as a theatrical, entrepreneurial teacher who treats even begging as a skill that can be modernized. His students take his advice with earnest enthusiasm.

Significant themes

  • Adaptation and innovation: familiar activities such as photography and begging are transformed into new ways to earn money.
  • Money-making as satire: the chapter humorously treats fines, QR payments, organ sales, and assigned begging as practical business ventures.
  • Cultural contrast: Hanzō and Ōnoki’s disbelief highlights how strange Konoha’s prosperity and unconventional “education” seem to outsiders.

Ch. 390Kakuzu's stubbornness

Plot points and events

  • Orochimaru delivers 100 recruits from the Ninja Academy and Experimental School to ANBU. Eighty will receive broad training; twenty Hyuga recruits will focus mainly on sniping and taijutsu.
  • Hiruzen takes over the orientation and delivers an absurdly long, rousing speech. The recruits are bored during it but cheer enthusiastically when it ends.
  • During the ANBU tour, Madara appears as the organization’s new spokesperson, summoned by the elderly gatekeeper to impress the recruits. Madara also announces that his company will supply ANBU’s weapons.
  • Madara gives recruits two demonstration items: a chakra-compatible sword to a young man with Uchiha heritage, whose Sharingan evolves into a new blade-like pattern, and an electrically charged paralysis ring to a female student.
  • At the hospital, Kakuzu rages over Dave giving Madara half a percent of Kakuzu’s profit-sharing. Dave points out that others contributed larger shares and reminds Kakuzu that he has lost eighteen fights to Madara in three days. The threat of hospital expenses finally quiets him somewhat.

Character developments

  • Hiruzen is eager to welcome the recruits and takes pride in their enthusiasm, though Madara’s surprise appearance steals the spotlight.
  • Madara is presented as a charismatic public figure and arms-company representative, comfortably commanding the recruits’ attention.
  • Kakuzu remains fiercely possessive of his profits and combative toward Madara, despite repeatedly being hospitalized.
  • The young Uchiha-descended recruit gains a striking new Sharingan pattern, while the female recruit’s reaction to the paralysis ring hints at a mischievous plan.
  • Dave acts as the practical mediator, trying to restrain Kakuzu and explain the business arrangement.

Themes and interactions

  • The chapter mixes institutional ceremony with comedy: Hiruzen’s grand speech contrasts with the recruits’ boredom and Madara’s sudden celebrity entrance.
  • It highlights ANBU’s expanding, specialized training and its ties to corporate weapons suppliers.
  • Kakuzu’s greed and stubbornness drive the hospital scene, while Madara’s popularity and Dave’s pragmatic approach create a comic contrast.
  • The recruits’ intense admiration for Madara contrasts with their earlier skepticism about Hiruzen’s speech.

Ch. 391Kakuzu: You...

Key plot points and events

  • Love Kidney Company reviews a successful quarter, with especially strong results from Kakuzu’s Game Technology Department and Madara’s Arms Department.
  • Dave introduces Hashirama as a new partner. Hashirama has bought a tiny share of Madara’s dividends, so Kakuzu is relieved that Hashirama won’t take any of his earnings.
  • Hashirama proposes installing paid “Shared Phone Booths” for people who leave home without their phones. His plan requires users to scan a code with their phones to pay.
  • Kakuzu points out the obvious flaw: people without phones cannot scan the code. Hashirama refuses to address the contradiction, insisting Kakuzu is derailing the discussion.
  • Kakuzu becomes so furious that he faints. Dave ends the meeting and sends Orochiroku to take him to the hospital.
  • Hashirama proudly asks Madara how he did in the argument. Madara can only acknowledge that Hashirama did, in fact, take control of the discussion.
  • At the hospital, a doctor finds that four of Kakuzu’s five hearts have stopped and admits him to the Emergency Room.

Character developments and interactions

  • Kakuzu remains intensely protective of his profits and quick to challenge bad business logic. His frustration with Hashirama’s circular argument overwhelms him.
  • Hashirama is enthusiastic about business but misunderstands both the practical problem and Madara’s lessons on controlling a discussion. He mistakes refusing to engage with Kakuzu’s objection for winning.
  • Madara welcomes Hashirama as a business partner and seems partly responsible for his new confidence, but is visibly uneasy when Hashirama boasts about the exchange.
  • Dave tries to maintain order and ends the meeting when the argument becomes too much.
  • Orochiroku welcomes Hashirama and later takes the unconscious Kakuzu to the hospital, where the doctor responds with curiosity to Kakuzu’s unusual condition.

Significant themes

  • The chapter uses absurd comedy to expose the gap between a business idea’s confident presentation and its practical feasibility.
  • It also pokes fun at manipulative debate tactics: Hashirama treats controlling the conversation as a substitute for answering a valid objection.
  • Kakuzu’s fixation on money and his recurring hospital visits provide a running gag.

Ch. 392A new idea

Key plot points and events

  • Tsunade asks Hashirama about lottery tickets. He enthusiastically describes a small past win, prompting her to rush off and try one—unaware that his overall lottery venture lost him far more than he won.
  • Hashirama laments that no one will invest in his Shared Phone Booth idea. Mito discovers he secretly spent his saved money pursuing the scheme and beats him for keeping a hidden stash.
  • Bruised and dejected, Hashirama sits outside the toilet and suddenly gets an idea. He calls Black Zetsu to seek investment, but Black Zetsu rejects the phone-booth proposal and Hashirama’s other impractical ideas.
  • When Hashirama mentions a Shared Toilet, Black Zetsu sees potential. They develop a tiered business offering, from basic shared facilities to a luxury private toilet with a television, Wi-Fi, and White Zetsu attendants.
  • Black Zetsu agrees to invest five million ryo to build the first Konoha location. They settle on a 60/40 profit split—60 percent for Hashirama—with Black Zetsu also claiming the customers’ waste.

Character developments and interactions

  • Hashirama remains wildly optimistic and inventive, but his earlier business ideas are financially unsound. His persistence eventually leads to a concept that appeals to an investor.
  • Tsunade is eager to gamble and readily acts on Hashirama’s encouragement, while the joke hinges on his selective account of his lottery success.
  • Mito confronts Hashirama after learning he hid savings and spent them on his business scheme.
  • Black Zetsu shifts from skeptical listener to enthusiastic partner once Hashirama presents a more elaborate toilet business. He negotiates both a substantial share and the waste as a resource.

Significant themes

  • Entrepreneurship and absurd innovation: Hashirama’s persistence turns an unlikely idea into a proposed business.
  • Gambling and financial delusion: His account of lottery winnings obscures the losses behind them.
  • Comedic negotiation: The serious investment deal is undercut by Black Zetsu’s unusual interest in the customers’ feces.

Ch. 393An overwhelming pressure

Key plot points and events

  • Kakuzu is released from the hospital but is furious about the tens of thousands of ryo the stay cost him. He learns that Orochiroku brought him in and drops his plans for revenge because Orochiroku is his “money tree.”
  • Konan asks Kakuzu for money to buy three Explosive Tags and experiment with applying Paper Release to them. She uses a mock tearful appeal to her father’s affection to overcome his reluctance. He gives her 3,000 ryo, and she leaves to buy the tags and meet her friends.
  • Her kiss briefly makes Kakuzu feel better. He then calls his boss, Dave, and offers to treat him to drinks—an offer so unlike him that Dave immediately suspects an ulterior motive.
  • At Dave’s company, Orochimaru and Orochiroku arrive with quilts, having nowhere else to stay. Orochimaru explains that Jiraiya tricked him with a supposed ancient Forbidden Technique while he was frustrated by a research dead end. He left once he realized the claim was false, only to be caught by his mother.
  • Dave responds by sharing his cynical “brotherhood” motto: enjoy the good times together, but leave others to face the trouble.

Character developments and interactions

  • Kakuzu remains obsessively frugal, but his affection for Konan outweighs his reluctance to spend when she makes the request personal. He later appears to be planning something with Dave, though he disguises his purpose as a discussion of the shinobi world.
  • Konan shows growing confidence and playfulness, using her father’s love to secure funding for her Paper Release experiments.
  • Orochimaru is shown as vulnerable to temptation when a research problem frustrates him, though he insists he did nothing wrong once he discovered Jiraiya’s deception.
  • Orochiroku is caught up in the fallout because Tamaki found him with Orochimaru at a brothel; he says he was there because of Orochimaru’s scheme and now cannot go home or to the laboratory.
  • Dave acts as a wry, self-interested mentor, teasing Kakuzu’s sudden generosity and advising Orochimaru with a deliberately selfish “life lesson.”

Significant themes

  • Money and affection: Kakuzu treats money as precious, but Konan’s emotional appeal reveals his softer, protective side.
  • Family and responsibility: Konan’s request, Orochiroku’s marital trouble, and the reference to his child all foreground family ties and obligations.
  • Cunning and self-interest: Konan’s playful manipulation and Dave’s motto frame relationships through strategic, often humorous opportunism.
  • Frustration and poor judgment: Orochimaru’s stalled research makes him susceptible to Jiraiya’s lie, illustrating how obsession can cloud judgment.

Ch. 394Tsk

Key plot points and events

  • Hashirama visits Madara in an extravagant red suit, complete with cigar and dramatic soundtrack, claiming he has secured an investment and is about to become successful. He gives Madara a one-of-a-kind VIP card for his forthcoming “Shared Toilet” business, which promises free and discounted access to several oddly named toilet tiers. Madara is baffled but concludes Hashirama is acting strangely as usual.
  • Konan visits Nagato after buying Explosive Tags. They discuss Yahiko’s new delivery job, then watch the latest episode of Naruto. Nagato worries about Jiraiya’s fate, while Konan complains that her father’s show made her future self a villain. When Yahiko appears as the Deva Path, Nagato realizes both Yahiko and Konan are portrayed as villains and jokes that he may have to save them.
  • At Orochimaru’s lab, Tsunade, Orochimaru, and Jiraiya watch the same episode, which ends with Jiraiya sinking into the sea. Tsunade and Orochimaru mourn the scene despite Jiraiya being alive beside them. Orochimaru then teases Jiraiya over Konoha’s extensive surveillance cameras at hot-spring shops, prompting Jiraiya to retaliate by mocking how the show portrays Tsunade and Orochimaru.
  • Late that night, Dave and Mikoto are out walking when someone calls, “Uncle Dave! Help!” The chapter ends on this cliffhanger.

Character developments

  • Hashirama presents himself as a newly wealthy entrepreneur, though his bizarre business venture and theatrical behavior leave Madara doubtful.
  • Madara remains dry and skeptical, indulging Hashirama’s antics while wondering who would finance him.
  • Konan is distressed and indignant about being depicted as a villain.
  • Nagato is emotionally invested in the show and reassures Konan, though he is surprised to discover Yahiko’s villainous role too.
  • Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Orochimaru reveal their familiar mix of affection, embarrassment, and antagonism as they react to fictional versions of themselves.

Significant themes

  • Comedy through contrast: Hashirama’s grandiose presentation clashes with the absurdity of his toilet business, while characters treat a fictional television episode as an emotional event.
  • Fiction and reality: The characters watch dramatized versions of their lives and react to how the show portrays their futures.
  • Friendship and teasing: Longstanding relationships allow the characters to mock one another freely, even amid concern and embarrassment.

Character interactions

  • Hashirama tries to impress Madara with his supposed success; Madara responds with confusion and skepticism.
  • Konan and Nagato share a warm but humorous conversation about Yahiko and their roles in the show.
  • Tsunade and Orochimaru jointly tease Jiraiya, who fires back by criticizing their on-screen portrayals.
  • Dave and Mikoto’s walk is interrupted by an unidentified plea for help, setting up the next scene.

Ch. 395How Many Years Would You Have to Work?

Plot points and events

  • Madara visits Hashirama’s lavish “Shared Toilet,” a business promoted by Black Zetsu, and uses his VIP card for a private bathroom.
  • The staff’s overly enthusiastic customer service irritates him. In the restroom, an intrusive ad, an automatic bidet, and a White Zetsu attendant who appears to wipe him push Madara past his limit.
  • Madara erupts with a Planetary Devastation, wrecking the toilet and nearby streets. Hashirama is distraught over the five-million-ryo building and demands repayment; Madara knocks him aside with Susanoo.
  • Danzo and Dave arrive but decide they cannot safely fight Madara. Dave calls Kakuzu and falsely inflates the damage to nearly ten billion ryo, claiming Madara is destroying Kakuzu’s shops.
  • The threat works: Kakuzu powers up and heads toward Madara. Kaguya notices the enormous chakra presence, and Dave warns Kakuzu to draw Madara away from Konoha. The chapter ends with Kakuzu’s furious challenge.

Character developments and interactions

  • Madara shifts from confused customer to enraged destroyer after a succession of humiliating bathroom experiences.
  • Hashirama is revealed as the toilet’s investor and reacts more strongly to the ruined property than to Madara’s rampage.
  • Dave uses quick thinking and deliberate exaggeration to redirect the crisis toward Kakuzu, while Danzo relies on him for a solution.
  • Kakuzu is motivated by the supposed loss of his shops and becomes the next challenger.
  • Kaguya senses the new power and watches with concern.

Significant themes and tone

  • The chapter builds absurd comedy from the contrast between legendary shinobi power and mundane bodily needs.
  • Overzealous service and invasive technology turn a supposedly luxurious experience into humiliation.
  • The ending pivots from farce to an escalating confrontation, with greed and financial losses used to manipulate events.

Ch. 396Ten million

Plot points and events

  • Madara and Kakuzu nearly unleash a massive battle that threatens to destroy Konoha. Orochimaru intervenes, stopping Kakuzu by warning him that his attack contains an extremely expensive nuclear bomb; he then halts Madara with a crude joke about the discomfort of not wiping after using the toilet.
  • The crisis passes, and Kakuzu is left to handle reconstruction. Danzo, Dave, Hiruzen, and Kagami discuss the burden of the Hokage’s office and who might succeed Danzo.
  • Kagami suggests Fugaku as a capable future Hokage, noting that he may have secretly awakened his Mangekyo Sharingan. Hiruzen says he has long considered Sakumo, though he wants to remain in charge of ANBU for a few more years.
  • Dave finds Minato waiting nearby to meet Kushina. Learning that Minato dreams of becoming Hokage and marrying her, Dave challenges him to earn ten million ryo as a bride price. He promises to recommend Minato for a later Hokage election and help arrange the marriage if Minato meets the goal.
  • Minato accepts the challenge, but realizes he has kept Kushina waiting. Her angry shout from Back Mountain sends him toward her in dread, while Dave escapes laughing.

Character developments

  • Danzo admits that being Hokage is exhausting, contrasting his current weariness with his enthusiasm when he first took office.
  • Minato turns his ambitions into a concrete goal and resolves to earn the ten million ryo, though his confidence is immediately tested by Kushina’s anger.
  • Dave acts as both political adviser and mischievous mentor, using humor and an extravagant challenge to encourage Minato.
  • Orochimaru shows practical restraint: he intervenes to protect his experiments and prevent the conflict from disrupting them.

Significant themes

  • Power and restraint: An immense destructive conflict is stopped through persuasion and absurd humor rather than combat.
  • Leadership and succession: The Hokage’s workload prompts discussion of capable successors and the future of Konoha.
  • Ambition and perseverance: Dave encourages Minato to pursue multiple dreams, but ties them to a daunting financial target.
  • Everyday life alongside crisis: Political succession and near-catastrophe give way to romance, teasing, and the comic problem of a neglected date.

Character interactions

  • Orochimaru confronts Kakuzu and Madara, using a financial warning and a vulgar joke to make both stand down.
  • Danzo and Dave joke about the strain of the Hokage’s duties, while Kagami and Hiruzen discuss possible successors.
  • Dave teases Minato about his feelings for Kushina, then gives him a goal that links marriage and Hokage ambitions.
  • Minato’s resolve is immediately undercut by Kushina’s furious call, while Dave leaves him to face the consequences alone.

Ch. 397Again?

Key plot points and events

  • Dave gives Kakuzu a script for a new series, One Piece, and tells him to film it in Kirigakure. The project is planned to run for more than a thousand episodes over at least ten years. Kakuzu protests, then readily accepts when Dave offers a three-billion production budget.
  • Dave wonders whether he might someday visit the world he’s adapting, then turns his attention to other problems.
  • Hashirama and Black Zetsu’s Konoha toilet business has collapsed after Madara destroyed the facilities, costing them five million. Hashirama persuades the grieving Zetsu to invest again and expand elsewhere, using Dave’s stories and sayings to justify taking the risk.
  • Danzo tells Dave the pair are still causing trouble and may provoke a war if they spread their schemes beyond Konoha. Dave realizes their motivational slogans could escalate from “poor young man” to “poor old man” and, eventually, “respect the dead.”
  • Minato considers asking his father for work, but learns his father has just been promoted to screw-team leader and hopes to save enough to buy Minato a house. Minato keeps his request to himself. Searching for another way to earn money, he sees an advertisement for a delivery job promising high pay and becomes intrigued.

Character developments and interactions

  • Kakuzu shifts from irritation at the series’ enormous length to enthusiastic acceptance once he hears the budget.
  • Hashirama remains cheerfully optimistic despite the failed business and persuades Black Zetsu to gamble on another venture. Zetsu moves from despair to renewed resolve, drawing on Dave’s supposed rags-to-riches story.
  • Danzo and Dave share concern—partly exasperated—over Hashirama and Zetsu’s reckless plans.
  • Minato is considerate of his father’s pride and keeps quiet about wanting a job. His interest in earning money resurfaces when he spots the delivery-rider advertisement.

Significant themes

  • Reckless optimism and sunk-cost thinking: Hashirama convinces Zetsu that past losses justify further investment.
  • Money and ambition: Characters chase funding, wages, business profits, and financial security, often with comic consequences.
  • Inspirational stories used absurdly: Dave’s sayings and success story motivate others, though not always wisely.
  • Everyday life amid shinobi-world chaos: Factory promotions, phone ads, and delivery work sit alongside schemes that could trigger a world war.
    The chapter ends with Minato drawn toward the delivery job, foreshadowing trouble ahead.

Ch. 398Thug

Plot points and events

  • Minato applies for a delivery job at Yahiko’s company. Yahiko realizes that Minato could use the Flying Thunder God technique to outcompete every other courier, but lets his friend start immediately anyway. Minato departs for his first delivery in a flash of yellow.
  • At the hospital, Danzo and Dave learn that Danzo’s daughter Yuner and her baby are safe. Danzo proposes several rejected names, but Yuner and Daiyue choose Obito. Dave worries the name will bring bad luck and jokes that it sounds like “bandit”; Danzo takes offense and drags him away.
  • Another couple has also had a baby at the overcrowded hospital: a Hyuga man and his wife welcome a daughter named Lin. The couple explains that Dave’s reforms opened the clans to the village, allowing them to meet.
  • Days later, the families visit Yuner. When baby Obito cries despite being fed and held by his mother, Dave picks up Lin. Obito immediately stops crying and gazes at her, prompting Dave to call him a “little lecher.”

Character developments and interactions

  • Minato begins work as a courier, treating the job as a necessary step toward earning money so he can marry Kushina and become Hokage. Yahiko supports him despite recognizing how disruptive his abilities could be to the delivery business.
  • Danzo shows a tender, anxious side as he worries about his daughter and grandchild, though he remains combative with Dave.
  • Dave is proud of his reforms but comically overwhelmed by the consequences: he frets over the name Obito and is left bruised after Danzo confronts him. His connection to the Hyuga couple also demonstrates the reforms’ positive effect.
  • Daiyue and Yuner welcome their son, while the neighboring Hyuga couple introduces baby Lin. Obito’s immediate interest in Lin establishes a playful connection between the infants.

Significant themes

  • Reform and social change: Opening clan boundaries enables relationships across clan lines.
  • Family and new beginnings: The births bring joy, anxiety, and naming disputes.
  • Comedic chaos and unintended consequences: Dave’s reforms and the strange overlap of births leave him wondering how events became so tangled.
  • Foreshadowing and playful fate: The “bandit” joke and Obito’s fascination with Lin hint at future trouble and attachment.

Ch. 399No love left

Plot points and events

  • Dave is jealous and frustrated by the family’s attention to newborn Obito. Tsukimi first calls him cute, then kicks him out when he frightens the baby.
  • Dave seeks comfort from Tobirama, only to find him sewing Obito clothes. The outfit’s neck opening is absurdly small, and Tobirama announces he will invent a “Sweater-Sewing Forbidden Technique.” Dave gives up and leaves.
  • Dave tries to recruit Madara for a game, but Madara is shopping for baby supplies with Hashirama. Lonely, Dave watches the sunset from the Hokage Rock.
  • Kaguya prepares food for the new mother and baby. Hamura visits, compliments her cooking, and collapses after tasting soup contaminated with paraquat.
  • At the hospital, Kaguya learns Hamura can be saved. She admits she accidentally mistook the weed killer she uses in her garden for chicken bouillon.
  • Asura, who has spent a month at the Internet Cafe, considers going home. After receiving news about Hamura, he panics and asks Kurama to extend his stay—eventually demanding to buy the station—until Kurama throws him out.

Character developments and interactions

  • Dave’s comic sulking shows how excluded he feels amid the family’s excitement over Obito. His attempts to find company fail with both Tobirama and Madara.
  • Tobirama is eager to help with the baby, but his sewing skills are comically poor; Hashirama and Madara are also occupied with preparations for Obito.
  • Kaguya’s affection for her family is clear in her efforts to cook for them, though her dangerous mistake turns her care into a catastrophe. Hamura is polite and reassuring toward her, even as he becomes the accidental victim of her cooking.
  • Asura’s response to the news suggests he would rather avoid the family’s chaos by remaining at the Internet Cafe. Kurama, exhausted by his month-long stay, has no patience left.

Significant themes

  • Family affection and attention: Everyone rallies around the newborn, leaving Dave feeling overlooked.
  • Care mixed with incompetence: The family’s loving gestures—Tobirama’s sewing and Kaguya’s cooking—produce absurdly disastrous results.
  • Comic escape and avoidance: Dave retreats to the Hokage Rock, while Asura tries to extend his Internet Cafe stay rather than face home.

Ch. 400Kagami: Requesting backup

Key plot points and events

  • Director Kagami calls the Konoha Military Police for backup from the Land of Earth, where he has pursued an Iwagakure spy and become surrounded by 1,500 shinobi.
  • Fugaku volunteers to help, though he was supposed to be on leave. He and Kagami confront Ōnoki, who accuses Konoha of breaking their treaty. Kagami counters that the spy was buying banned adult publications for Iwagakure and says they have evidence.
  • Ōnoki reveals that he intends to kill the two Uchiha and sell their Sharingan. Kagami is exhausted after using genjutsu on hundreds of soldiers.
  • Fugaku uses his ocular power, comically named “Impotence,” to incapacitate Ōnoki. The two Uchiha summon their Susanoo and try to fight their way out.
  • Minato arrives unexpectedly while delivering food to a soldier. Realizing Fugaku and Kagami are in danger, he teleports them back to Konoha.
  • Minato mourns receiving a one-star review for the interrupted delivery, but cheerfully heads off to his next order. Kagami then turns to stare at Fugaku’s Sharingan.

Character developments and interactions

  • Kagami is capable and determined, but his usual confidence gives way to desperation after prolonged fighting. He relies on Fugaku’s help and is embarrassed that their escape costs Minato a perfect review.
  • Fugaku is eager to prove himself, but his grand plans for defeating the enemy quickly turn ridiculous: he imagines fame, Mikoto’s love, and a future family. Despite being inexperienced or impulsive, he helps incapacitate Ōnoki.
  • Ōnoki shifts from accusing Kagami of treaty violations to openly threatening the Uchiha for their eyes. His greed and composure collapse when Fugaku’s technique strikes him.
  • Minato treats delivery work with utmost seriousness, even amid a battlefield, yet readily rescues the others. His devotion to customer ratings provides the chapter’s final comic beat.
  • Kagami and Fugaku’s uncle–nephew dynamic combines trust with exasperation: Kagami calls for help, scolds Fugaku’s boasting, and depends on him in the fight.

Significant themes

  • Comedy through incongruity: life-or-death combat is interrupted by adult-publication scandals, Fugaku’s romantic fantasies, and a food delivery.
  • Power and absurdity: formidable abilities such as Susanoo and teleportation coexist with a deliberately crude, comical ocular technique.
  • Duty and loyalty: Fugaku answers Kagami’s call, and Minato prioritizes rescuing them despite the cost to his delivery record.
  • Satire of reputation and greed: Ōnoki’s bounty-driven ambitions and Minato’s concern over customer ratings are both played for laughs.
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