10,000 Ways to Eliminate Players
Chapter 212

Players Were Shit-Stirrers Too

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The Chaoyuan Sword Sect alliance methodically made its preparations to meet the enemy.

Over on the Righteous Alliance's side, however.

The players were tempting monsters and holding up billboards to help with publicity.

The alliance members were either roaming around, circling the fairies of Hundred Flowers Valley in search of suitable romantic partners;

Or murmuring tender, affectionate words, following Lin Bai's example in cultivating Words Become Law;

Or buying kitchen knives from the Heaven-Sent Ones, gathering all kinds of wild vegetables and meat from the mountain forests to practice their knife skills;

Their alliance leader was even more off the wall, spouting all sorts of inexplicable similes...

Rather than the Righteous Alliance, they were more like the Righteous Asylum.

That was right.

With Lin Bai personally leading the way, laying out facts and reasoning with them, every alliance member had become thoroughly convinced that the laws were real.

The Chaoyuan Sword Sect was likewise nestled deep in densely forested mountains.

From afar.

Its main peaks looked like sharp swords thrusting skyward, piercing the firmament.

Closer up, more than a dozen Sword Boats could be seen hovering around the Chaoyuan Sword Sect's perimeter. The discordant touch was the many vertical banners hanging from their hulls, mostly red, bearing large, glittering gold lettering:

"Flying Canopy Automobile wishes the Chaoyuan Sword Sect a successful defense. You fly swords; we fly canopies."

"River Spirit Pharmaceuticals and everyone at Medicine King Valley wish the Chaoyuan Sword Sect a successful defense. You do the fighting; we have the medicine."

"Give your computer a racing heart. Wave-Rush Chip, changing the world through the smallest details."

The Righteous Alliance was not to be outdone.

On the Hundred Flowers Shuttle, Flame Boats, Suspension Talismans, and other means of transport, Beggar Gang disciples likewise raised flags and unfurled

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