--BOOM!!!!!!!!!
Konoha's five major Cesspools exploded all at once...!!!!
The powerful explosive energy was locked in by stone slabs bearing protective talismans, but even so... that roar still shook the earth and heavens!
Countless people woke up from their sweet dreams in unison!
"Nani, what is that sound?!"
"Has the village been attacked again?!"
The shadow of the Nine-Tails' attack had passed just a few years ago, and that terror still lingered in people's blood.
Whoosh...!!
A golden pillar of shit soared hundreds of meters high from the north of Konoha, in the direction of the Aburame Clan!
Neji: "Hey, what's going on over there!"
Naruto scratched his head: "Uh, we didn't get the chance to close that stone slab before we were discovered. In our haste, I could only take Hinata and escape via the shit route..."
It was too disgraceful; Hinata lowered her head in shame.
Neji: "Meaning the people from the Aburame Clan didn't stick those protective talismans back on afterward? Then it goes without saying, they must have been waiting by the Cesspool like a stump waiting for a hare!"
And the facts were indeed so.
The members of the Aburame Clan, wearing windbreakers and dark sunglasses with their hands shoved in their pockets... struck the POSE they excelled at the most beside the Cesspool!!
Then... the Cesspool exploded! Excrement poured down like a basin!!
The high-and-mighty aura naturally carried by the Aburame Clan was instantly dispelled!
"What happened...?"
"Where are we???"
Thud!!
Shino collapsed...
"Shino!!!"
Driven by deep paternal love, Shibi trampled through the sewage, rushed to his son's side, unfolded a curtain of bugs, and blocked the shit from the heavens!!
As everyone knew, in order to host bugs within their bodies, the Aburame Clan kept a hole open on themselves!
Shino muttered deliriously: "Shit, shit poured into my body through the bug hole...!!"
Shibi said grimly: "Quickly, have the Kikaichū inside your body eat up that shit from within!! Otherwise, the bacteria and toxins in the shit will pollute your blood vessels and organs, causing sepsis!"
Shino complied immediately!!
An Aburame clansman asked with curiosity: "Lord Shibi, why are you so familiar with this!"
Shibi said in a low voice: "If you ask why, my grandfather Shisho Aburame once did something similar in order to cultivate a bug breed called the 'Feces-Eating Insects'!!"
"Something... similar?"
"That's right, guiding sewage into the body through the bug hole, injecting chakra into it, and then cultivating Kikaichū!"
"Then he... succeeded?"
"He failed, he died of sepsis, and after all, it is an inglorious dark history, so I have never mentioned it!"
After having the Kikaichū devour the feces inside his body, Shino pulled back from the danger zone, though he also passed out cold!
The bugs inside his body were basically wiped out... but one or two managed to pull through, and laid bug eggs!
Sakura Haruno's home.
Sakura was gradually getting used to her bald head...
"In the past when I had hair, I had to spend an hour every day taking care of it."
"But without hair, I gained an extra hour of disposable time every day to do other more meaningful things!"
Sakura gazed at her smooth, bald head in the mirror!
"Besides, washing hair has become convenient too. In the past, I had to wash it three times with shampoo and then twice with conditioner, but now, I just need to turn on the showerhead and scrub it once..."
"Perhaps this is the god of romance testing me; before cherry blossoms bloom, they must undergo the baptism of a cold winter so that in spring, they can emit the most intoxicating fragrance..."
Immersed in her chicken soup for the soul, Sakura turned on the shower-she was going to wash her head!
Swish swish!
Hot water poured over her smooth head!
She closed her eyes, enjoying the comfort coming from her scalp...
But suddenly, the showerhead seemed to be jammed by something, making a popping sound!
Sakura scrubbed her scalp with her hand and felt that there was some kind of paste-like substance on her head, like squeezed-out toothpaste!
She grabbed a strand and brought it in front of her eyes.
The smell was weird. She opened her eyes to take a look!
It was shit!! Shit squeezed into strip shapes by the showerhead!
The self in the mirror sported dreadlocks braided out of shit!
Sakura's pupils shrank to pinpricks!
"Yaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...!!!"
A piercing shriek!!!!
"Sakura, what's wrong with you...!!!"
Sakura Haruno's mother broke through the door and was instantly scared dumb!!
Sakura sat in a pool of stench with her eyes rolled back!
"Darling!! Come over here quickly!!!"
"What's happening?!" Sakura's father ran downstairs with his pants in his hands.
"Sakura, Sakura she... has lost control of her bowels!!!"
As luck would have it.
Mizuki was having a nightmare again.
He was being ravaged by those three muscle demons once more!
Those three were all monsters!
Two of them were father and son and could use the Lightning Release Chakra Mode, and there was another who could use the Tailed Beast Chakra Mode!
The three of them took turns... In his dream, Mizuki couldn't resist at all!
Every time he woke up, that tearing sensation made him afraid to fall asleep again!!
He had thought it was just an accidental dream, but who would have thought it would refuse to go away!
Continuing like this, he was going to go crazy!
Fortunately... the explosion from just now shocked him awake from his nightmare!
Dragging his nearly falling-apart body, he came to the faucet, washed his face hard, and looked at his increasingly haggard self in the mirror!
"It's the demon fox!!! It must be that demon fox Naruto, he is casting demonic arts on me!!!"
"Damn it, if this goes on, I'm going to go crazy!!"
"I can't sleep anymore, at least not until I find a way to solve this!!!"
"But tonight... how am I supposed to get through it?"
Mizuki's body felt hollowed out, and the wave of drowsiness refused to fade!
"Right, there's still that method I used before..."
He turned on the faucet once more, attempting to keep himself awake by drinking cold water!!
Pfft...! Pfft...! Pfft-pfft-pfft!!
Mizuki stared with bloodshot eyes widened to their limits!!!
"Blech...!!!"
He curled up on the floor, retching until his intestines felt like they were turning inside out!
Gurgle gurgle gurgle...!
Feces occupied the sink and overflowed from the edges...!
Mizuki broke down: "Ahhhhhhhhh, I've had enough!!!!!!!!!!"
The sound of the explosion also alarmed the Uchiha gathered in the Naka Shrine.
The clansmen immediately became like birds startled by the mere twang of a bow string!!
"Damn it, have they finally decided to strike first?!"
"To actually attack when we should be fast asleep, how despicable!"
"Patriarch, let's fight them to the death!!!!"
Fugaku was the patriarch and maintained the proper composure: "Everyone don't be nervous yet, go scout out the situation!!"
Sasuke...
Thinking of his young child in his heart, he was burning with anxiety!
A few minutes ago, an Uchiha scout came to report: "Reporting to the Patriarch, an explosion of unknown origin has occurred in our clan's Cesspool...!!!"
"What... the Cesspool exploded??"
"Could it be a blindfold trick by Konoha!!"
Fugaku asked: "How is the situation?"
That scout said: "Excrement is flowing backward into the sewer pipes. Once the water valve is touched, filthy stuff will spray out!"
"Phew." Fugaku breathed a sigh of relief: "It seems we were worrying over nothing..."
The tense atmosphere in the area was also somewhat eased.
Whoosh!
At this moment, a long-haired Uchiha man suddenly stood up with a face full of terror: "It's over, it's over..."
Everyone's hearts rose to their throats once more: "What is it??"
That man said: "Before I left home, I forgot to turn off the faucet!!!!"
With the Cesspool explosion, not a single person who shat was innocent...
Only the act of breathing was fair to all; under the foul stench, no one could be spared!
"Yuck...!"
"Which godforsaken bastard did this good deed?!"
"Blech~~~~~~~!!"
If one asks what sentiment lies within the latrine, the apes of Konoha cry endlessly!
Gurgle gurgle... Countless tiny bubbles of resentment rose from all corners of Konoha, turning into hundreds of thousands of Resentment Bats that circled around!
"Hehe..."
Yu, the culprit behind the shit-storm, gazed at this scene and smiled with utter harmlessness...
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