You're Just a Clerk—Why Are You Extorting the Hokage's Office?

You're Just a Clerk—Why Are You Extorting the Hokage's Office?

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Naruto
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Three years after transmigrating into the world of Naruto, Chikage has just one unshakable conviction: Never work overtime!

Clock in on time every day, rack up a few system points, and coast along as a lowly clerk in the Police Force-what's not to love?

Then the village leadership forces the Uchiha clan to relocate, leaving Clan Head Fugaku so worried his hair turns white.

Chikage promptly whips out a Relocation Compensation Checklist:

"Moving expenses, losses from suspended operations, ninja hound depression compensation, ancestral spirit appeasement payments... Ready to settle the bill?"

The Third Hokage nearly coughs up blood at the sight, while Danzo smashes his cane in fury.

To reward Chikage, Fugaku promotes him straight to deputy captain.

Then the system chimes:

Promotion confirmed! Daily check-in points increased tenfold! Wood Release and Sage Body unlocked in the shop!

Looking at the dazzling array of overpowered perks, Chikage's eyes instantly turn red with desire.

"I'm done being a slacker! I'm climbing the ranks! I'll rise to the very top, one step at a time!"

Danzo's nephew causing trouble?

Time to enforce public order regulations! One swing breaks his leg, two knock out his teeth-and he still has to stamp his thumbprint and pay the fine!

Shisui won't stop running his mouth?

Roast him until he questions his entire existence and his worldview crumbles!

Watching his points skyrocket every day, Chikage strokes his chin.

"How about setting a modest goal? First, kick that old geezer, the Third, out of the Hokage's seat?"

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50The assassin's wild theories, Chikage's meals on the public dime!49Danzo foots the bill, I enjoy the perks!48The whole clan thought I was scared to death47Itachi's resolve46Eyes awakened in desperation! Eight-year-old Itachi volunteers!45Fugaku was moved to tears44Forced to Awaken His Sharingan, the Boy Brought Fugaku to Tears43A major boost in strength and a late-night visitor42Too Much Chakra Made the Sharingan Redundant41Danzo's Death Trap? Countering with a Sharingan Exchange!40Danzo Spat Blood! An Outrageous Travel Bill!39Luring the tiger from its mountain: Danzo's death trap!38Not enough money? Add a five-percent late fee!37A 350,000 Ryo fine? Late fees are extra!36An Elite Jonin? Give me a ninety-degree bow!35The captain came to apologize, only to stand waiting outside34Nine to five, driving Danzo mad!33Winning over the Clan Head with Just One Meal!32Sasuke Coughed Up Black Smoke, but Fugaku Smiled31Protection in Name, Surveillance in Practice!30A nobody's record shocks the Third!29Itachi: Shisui, backing down won't bring peace!28Danzo's murderous intent: I want him alive!27A Worthless Scrap of Paper Sets the Whole Village Ablaze!26A blow to the heart! Danzo was so furious he nearly spat blood!25What a clever head24Break His Legs and Make Him Pay!23Chikage offered the seal paste22Words that cut to the heart! The higher-ups lost their composure on the spot!21Hokage Advisor? Pay the Fine First!20He was talking reason, but the clan head drew his blade19Who Was Really Committing Treason!18Danzo came in person? Sign the ticket first!17The Hokage tried to smooth things over? The Uchiha weren't having it!16Clad in the Clan Head's Battle Robe, Blade Pointed at the Hokage Building!15The clan leader's fury: The entire Uchiha Clan mobilizes!14Facing Down the Anbu, Putting Danzo on Trial in Public!13Talking about the bigger picture? I'll slap you with the regulations!12Rebuking Shisui: You Think You're Qualified to Talk About the Will of Fire?11Taking the Fight to the Hokage Building!10This is humanitarian care?9You Knocked His Teeth Out-How Is He Supposed to Admit He Was Wrong?8I've never heard such a pathetic request in my life7Dare delay his clock-out? Even Danzo had to die!6Cards on the Table: Even the Hokage Doesn't Work Overtime!5Danzo flew into a rage, and the Third was forced to pay up4Compensation for Romantic Setbacks? The Third Hokage Was Dumbfounded3Emotional distress compensation for ninja dogs? Fugaku was dumbfounded2Even Madara's Chamber Pot Needed Compensation!1On the Eve of the Clan Massacre, I Just Wanted to Clock Out on Time